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[odeto3pm]

ℒ𝓞𝓥𝓔 ℬ𝓘𝑇𝓔𝓢!!

ꨄ︎ A year after debuting as a soloist, Aoife Moore aka Haewon DESPERATELY wants to stop being single. Even though her company is chill with her dating practically no one elses is. After a handful of failed hookups and possibly the worst situationship to ever happen to anyone, she meets the buff and brainrotted maknae of &TEAM and instantly falls for him. ꨄ︎

❀Contains❀: Idol!Maki x Idol!OC (Aoife Moore aka Kwon Haewon), SMAU with some written parts, cursing, crack, sexual themes and mentions of sex but no actual sex.

Hellooo!! I've had this idea sitting in my head for a while and I'm finally doing it lol. Aoife is my oc but she's got like three different names, Aoife is her legal name she uses with friends and in casual convos, Haewon is her stage name she uses in professional settings, and Hayeon is her Korean name and the only people who really call her that are her parents and siblings.

IDOLS INCLUDED: Ryul and Ohyul (LNGSHOT), Woojin and Louis (mentioned), Taki, Harua, Nicholas, and Jo (&TEAM, other members will be mentioned), Jongseob (P1H), Stella (HEARTS2HEARTS), Sion (NCT Wish), Finn/Hancheol (OC), Saoirse/Hwari (OC)

If there is demand for a taglist, I'll make one, but I don't have one for now lol just ask if you wanna be part of it <3

Dividers by: @anitalenia

PROFILES Aoife's Angels | The PACK

CHAPTERS

TAGLIST @saranghoeforanton

[clacy2812]

Soul Touched!Sokka requested on Kofi!

Au from (𝕯𝖊𝖗𝖔𝖐𝖔) sinnermode on twitter!

[caffeinewitchcraft]

A 75 yo man proudly came into the cafe wearing an Ultra Maga hat. I excused my barista from the register to handle the transaction.

"The hat is customizable," he said, struggling with the velcro patch on the front. "If I need it, I have an ICE one too. I pick based off the business i walk into."

"Customizable is an important hat descriptor," I said. "what can I get you?"

"You wouldn't believe how offended people get these days," he said. "And I'm supposed to do something about it if you're offended? You chose to be offended!"

"We all have hundreds of thousands of decisions everyday," I said. I thickened my accent. "That's what my stepdad always said. But I can make one easier - we have a delicious Ethiopian roast available."

"Like if I told you you have a bull ring," he said, "because bulls have rings in their noses. Is that offensive?"

I laughed. "I've heard that before."

"It's a joke, but people get offended. Maybe you're offended."

I looked at him. I smiled. "You aren't trying to offend me though, right?"

Of course he was. I was being friendly and the friendlier I was, the faster he switched topics. He was saying anything inflammatory he could think of to see if I'd take the bait. After about 20 minutes of my redirecting and deescalating, he settled into a more normal interaction. He took up too much of my time showing me a product I'd feigned mild interest in to get him to stop talking about getting accused of inappropriate behavior at work. When we finally disengaged, he spent 10 minutes trying to catch my eye again. When he failed, he left.

There's this new breed of customer who insists on trying to incite political conversation through their clothing and, when that doesnt work, their snide little comments. If I owned my own business, maybe I would have given the guy the fight he wanted. But I work for a corporation and I love paying my bills so I deescalated.

Anyone wearing that type of shit and preying on workers for their own spank bank material is a brainless fucking sheep.

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[east-south]

maybe they don't like being called names. have you ever thought about that

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#if they don't like being called bin chickens then they should stay out of the bins

I'm sure they would LOVE to do that but unfortunately we turned their habitats into cities and farms so now they gotta look for other places where their long beaks specialised to dip into muck and water looking for tasty crustaceans can be put to use finding them food.

[lethalwizard]

if you’d like to know (one of) her proper names: the wiradjuri word for ibis is ‘bururrgan’ : )

[bogeyworman]

The yagara word is 'murumurul' and the Gubbi-Gubbi word is 'tinchi'

[werewolf-transgenderism]

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

[knightanddaybae]

Ah Paretta. Never change. This dude starts fights and wins every year that he plays in the charity game. And better yet, he doesn't just pick a random cop that's playing. He specifically spends all year researching which ones have beat their spouses or are being investigated for corruption, then mocks them and eggs them on social media for like 6 months straight just to make sure they know ahead of time they're getting their ass beat.

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[speedlimit15]

Alright i'll never complain about anything my neighbors do ever again

[saltedume]

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

I spent three hours or so on this shit and I realized I forgot John cena

[dogpuppy]

[therottingbones-sys]

dehumanization as horror is great and all but what about humanization as horror. Being forced into a role that was not made for you. Being forced to fulfill expectations that you can never achieve. Being made to exist in a society that so cruelly expects you to act in a way that is against your nature.

[unyieldingsilence]

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[lmtyl]

[moniquill]

(https://mountainmoonvolcano.tumblr.com/post/66762332783)

[byjove]

I love doing genealogical research and reading historical records for the hell of it and I like collecting names but sometimes I come across one that throws me for a loop. Like Garrard. Why the fuck would you name your baby Garrard? Apparently it is the same name as Gerard but a variant (worse) spelling that is more commonly used as a surname but I can’t find anyone connected to that family with the surname Garrard. They just named their kid that and we’ll never get to hear the thought process behind it. That is an 19th century Tragedeigh.

[byjove]

Imagining the dad coming to register the birth and writing his son’s name down and the clerk being like “Are you sure? 🙁”

[byjove]

“Look, I know every man and boy in this town is named William, James, Thomas, Charles or John but I really think you should consider naming your baby William, James, Thomas, Charles or John instead of Garrard.”

[nflstreet]

[byjove]

The masculine urge to become a mountain man. Only come off the mountain twice a year to get supplies. Farm and harvest and hunt and build everything else. Talk to myself constantly. Stop coming into town for a few years after the age of 76. The sheriff finally comes up to check on me and finds the door to my shack wide open and my skeletonized body lying in bed, tucked up under the covers. They all forgot my name so they just put ‘Mountain Man’ on my tombstone. Shack left to decay but I’m not quite done having fun. My ghost lures lost hikers in and makes them keep me company. They come off the mountain rambling about the crazy old man in the hand hewn log cabin with fire in his eyes and leaves on the floor. I was alone in life but I don’t want to be lonely in death.

[byjove]

Whew guys sorry about that! Had a funny turn for a moment. Back to normal now.

[byjove]

You’re partially correct. This needs a gay subplot.

I was in love with another mountain man who lived on the other side of the mountain. We both liked being alone but sometimes it was alright to be alone together. His arthritis got bad and he couldn’t chop wood for himself anymore. Eventually his niece came to take him to the big city and put him in a nursing home. He didn’t want to go. I never saw him again. That’s why I died alone in my bed and not his.

[byjove]

If you asked Todd, he would know my name. 93 years old, blind as a bat with arthritis so bad he can’t move his fingers, rotting away in that horrible place his niece put him. He’d know. A smile would come to his dry lips to think of me, his fellow mountain man. He can no longer see but in his mind he sees me the way I was, in overalls with my rifle over my shoulder hunting squirrels. He knows my name but he dares not speak it. The words on my grave a more worthy epitaph. I wait for him on the mountain. None of the hikers that stumble in are ever him. He’ll return shortly, I’m sure. I’ll make him coffee on the wood stove one day. We’ll share some venison. He’ll come back from the holler. I know he will.

[byjove]

[scaryselfship]

[i-am-the-myrmidon]

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.