CAFFINATED LYRICIST

coffee, beer, writing, art, creepy stuff

[caffinatedlyricist]

The truth about rootbeer.

[caffinatedlyricist]

Someone attached a “feel better” balloon to some roadkill in my hometown…and fuck: if this isn’t the most honest representation of this place, idk what is.

[milkhater3000]

Tater tots is actually an awful name if you think about it

[nutaella-kookie-deactivated2023]

"stop the car we left subaru behind"

[caffinatedlyricist]

Graphic Design is my passion etc etc.

PLEAS NO STEPS

Pixel art snake by me.

[unsanegore666]

Siempre folkpunk en la bezaca

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[giada-luna]

Reblogging for that last exchange.

[simplytoxicart]

Sometimes life just doesn't go to plan.

[bulbiedorf]

Never forget that the Republicans used the covid pandemic to use eugenics to kill off hundreds of thousands of chronically ill and disabled people by insisting we should use "herd immunity" as our response and went on about how it was okay because "most people won't die" leaving out the fact that many of those who died were chronically ill and disabled. They didn't care about the lives of the chronically ill and disabled if it meant they preserved wealth for millionaires.

[cantdance]

tired of seeing cold ass takes about how loki needs x for his redemption. loki doesnt need a redemption he needs to wear black nail polish and be genderfluid on screen

[unexplainedthings]

[shitmyfriendjohannasays]

[pixelins]

a few little bits from a commission by skincare brand Frank Body ✧ IG: @frank_bod  *:･ﾟ✧

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>...go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

[squirrledworld]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[pixelartarchive]

coffee!!!

[pixelartarchive]

Orbit

[spookyprint]

hey friends, life’s been wild. here are some scratches. hope you are well. 🤙🏼 (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/COvNH8krDV1/?igshid=10ci3iezus8i0