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If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.
North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.
NONONONO NO. NO. DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK?
Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish
Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.
The Dragon is pretty sure it says BIG AND SCARY!
Damn even da bugs gay
Drawing this just going “gosh she’s so pretty…….”
There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.
Nature is a wonder.
I was being 100% serious.
You should take some time to read @3liza's post documenting the Phantom Report Bug (which she deserves praise for doing, thank you eliza) and see how fucking broken Tumblr's report tool is. I also want to reiterate something she is once again correct about: no one files bug reports. I have first hand experience working at Tumblr and I remember having to tell web devs on Staff "i saw a post about someone talking about a bug" and they were unaware because no one followed through to file a bug. I have fixed bugs that I saw people posting about that were in my domain (I'm a mobile dev) but were not in the system. No this is not an endorsement of "complain about it enough and eventually someone will see it", this is an endorsement of "file a bug report directly to computer companies and people will most likely read it and probably fix it". I mean it this is not a Tumblr-only thing. I've seen this at every company I've worked for. Just fucking file a bug report please I beg you, software gets complicated and the devs are just unaware that there's a bug until you bring it to your attention. And they want to fix the bug! I promise!
WHAT AM I ALWAYS SAYING TO YOU PEOPLE. COMPLAINING GETS THE GOODS. YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO GET MAD UNTIL YOUVE COMPLAINED ABOUT THE PROBLEM TO SOMEONE WHOSE JOB IT IS TO FIX IT
POLITELY
yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes
“there’s that penny again, pa!”
this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes
looking back through your runaway to the stars tag, like an obsessive dolt, i've gotten to the point you talked about AI hobbies, and one you mentioned was creating programs that eat themselves (or eachother? might be misreading it). would that be like, humans having tv shows with animals fighting/eating each other, or even worse? or would that be more like robot fighting shows for them?
Oh, I think you might be interpreting the ‘programs’ I mentioned as living entities, like the AI themselves? Though I wouldn’t put it past an RttS AI to do something as weird and dubious as making up semi-living systems in its own ‘brain’ to attack each other for the fun of watching, I was thinking of them more more like elaborate coded Rube Goldberg machines, made for the sole purpose of destroying themselves in the most round-about way possible. A good modern human analog might be domino chains– hours of elaborate work made specifically to fall apart.
My brother had lost the right to mock my deeply unwise vending machine purchase because he's spending his weekend driving to Iowa to buy a 1954 Cadillac limousine.
He doesn't have an explanation for this other than the fact that it's cool. And honestly, that's a pretty compelling argument
Oh good, he's named it.
He got her and she's gargantuan
THE BIG is home!!
Update: brother says: tell your internet people- I’ve been making the car shiny and it is COOL.
He's correct. This is excellent.
I left my brother unattended he traded the little corvair next to THE BIG for this thing. I think he's building an armada
He is casting spell of car repair on it, I think.
Brother has been left unattended and has gotten himself a 1970 Cadillac DeVille.
And now it just needs a plate!
Other options are LONNNG and LOMMMG.
it should definitely be
LOMG
LONNNG
LOMMMG
( ˘ ³˘)✿‧₊˚⊹⋆♡ the serial smoocher
here's where to find it on windows 10
Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.
IT GETS WORSE
I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.
LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES
the moon the sun the star
the idea of dess looking exactly like her mother (and, presumably, hating it) is so juicy to me
imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc
now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.
now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.
it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.
Things you do in the cozy farmimg game affect things in the gritty survival game, but not always in obvious ways, some technically counterintuitive, such as hiring helpers in the farming game reducing the number of bandits in survival, but putting up deer fences increases the number of hostile monsters in survival. Similarly, progress in the platformer unlocks events in the farming game, which has knock on effects into survival. The True Good Ending involves forcing the platformer to "glitch out" (actually designed to) using in-FG actions like bumping the console during gamesave to cause certain types of item dupes of one-each McGuffins that causes intended-bugs when there's two of them, which then enables growing a Glitched Crop in the FG, causing a specific event to fire in the SG.
imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc
now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.
now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.
it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.
Stardew Valley but you can buy a PC that plays Factorio and when you launch the rocket in Factorio you enter a viciously difficult bullet hell and if you die it starts you back at the beginning of Stardew Valley with nothing again
imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc
now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.
now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.
it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.
as a bitch who thinks too hard and has been doing a lot of discussion in classes recently about meaning/ etc. I thought this was gonna go into like, a cool commentary idea. a commentary about every day people playing home ownership simulators (yk Animal Crossing and House Flipper and any deco game, like Unpacking.) or cozy farming sims with a walkable community, a place to meet friends, a way to sustain yourself and potentially a partner and children financially by farming or selling random items.
you know about how we use these games as an escape because they encapsulate what the human brain and body want and need. We yearn for small digestible villages with a local market. Stardew Valley has commentary on this built within the game, as Joja is encroaching on local stores and ways of life. Fucking, House Flipper 2 has a plotline about a company that builds boring, cookie-cutter houses that can be easily produced and sold but don't feel like a home. If these themes interest you at all, I highly recommend Before the Green Moon, as it's the purpose of that game.
Honestly a cool idea at it's core as a commentary on how we play these simulators and why they're popular. As the world is falling apart around us, we do the bare minimum in the wasteland of modern life. We go to work, we fight off hunger and keep a roof over our heads. We do hard labor with little reward, and then we lock the bunker door to play a game simulating a better world. I don't know if you meant this OP but this general idea is actually pretty hard-hitting.
and with all of this the idea of speedrunning through it becomes very funny. potentially also profound in and of itself, but either way very funny
imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc
now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.
now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.
it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.
