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bajn

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

catboycrimsonrain

on this day two years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

art-sex-drugs

on this day three years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

cage-my-elephant

On this day four years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

mitochondriaandbunnies

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

elemeno-pee

Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny

cricketsqueak

real life creepypasta

memewhore

Animals without legs trip me out.

xchickengirlx

southernsideofme-deactivated201

makemepurrlikeatiger

Perfection

iguanamouth

notchicken

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it