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Food Inspector

While retrieving the little dimply ball was a fun job, at home I have a very important job. I am the food inspector. You see, whenever anyone is preparing food I must supervise them and ensure every step of the procedure is done correctly. This is a task I take very seriously and never skip a chance observe the food prep process.

Every now and then a stray bit of food, like a slice of carrot or shaving of apple might fall on the floor. Although it is not technically in my job description, being the sweet dog that I am, I will quickly eat the fallen food and lick the floor clean, saving my people the trouble of bending down to get it. People donâ€™t always appreciate this service and will use a citrusy smelling bit of cloth to wipe the floor after I so kindly washed it for her. To each their own I suppose, at least I get to eat the random bits of fruit and vegetables.

I am a very diligent inspector and on meatloaf night, I carefully guard the oven to ensure it is cooked just right. Any morning bacon and eggs are being cooked, I'm right there keeping a close eye on things. If I'm really lucky, someone will let me taste a tidbit or two from their plate.

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I have a job!

Just like every dog should have a job, I recently became employed. It wasn't anything I was looking for, mind you, I was happy just to hang around the house and watch for food that may have inadvertently been left in easily accessible areas.

But I digress.

Yesterday, I was sitting in my regular spot (the pie stair) and the boss summoned me. When I arrived, he had a ball and told me to go get it, which I did. It was a smallish ball, with many dimples in it, but it was easy to carry. I brought it back and got a treat! Pretty easy work, to be honest.

After doing that a number of times, the boss introduced a new wrinkle to this game. Instead of throwing the ball with his paw, he decided to use a stick with a sort of metal paw on the end of it. He hit the ball a really long way. I ran and got it, which got me another treat.

We did that for what seemed like forever. Occasionally he would miss, or hit the ball off to one side or the other, which made it easy for me. Other times, he would hit it into the bushes and I'd have to search for it - a lot of fun!

I like my new job.

Juannaman!

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- Me

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