Just imagine…it’s your first time in bed with Adam, and the two of you end up breaking the headboard 😏🤭
Oop 🤭
Tags/warnings: smut, silliness, no gendered pronouns or anatomy for reader, this reads like a cheesy porno lmao
"Oh god, Adam!"
The sound of moaning and skin slapping skin echoed in Adam's royal chamber. You're sprawled on your back in a nest of luxurious blankets and cushions, the powered-form of your boyfriend looming over you as he ruts you into the mattress.
Your gorgeous man pants above you, using all the strength in his godly muscles to fuck you with long, hard thrusts.
"Ffffuck...baby, baby you feel so good!" he says in that gorgeous deep voice of his, breathy as he gasps out the words between moans. "Are you...are you feeling good?"
You wonder why he even needs to ask that when he's between your thighs, making you cry out every time his cock slams home.
"Mm so good, baby. Harder, please!"
You don't know how long the two of you keep going at it. He continues to thrust into you, not letting up one bit as he feels his orgasm build. He grips the headboard tighter, grounding himself as the pleasure explodes within him, feeling so good good good.....
He obeys, grabbing the ornate headboard with one hand to stabilize himself as he uses every godly muscle in his body to thrust into you how you need.
CRACK!
He stops dead.
You blink up at him as your pleasure fades away with the lack of movement. Adam is hovering above you, an absolutely bewildered look on his face as he looks at the crushed remains of the ornate headboard in his fist.
You burst out laughing.
"Did you just break it??? With your hands???"
He finally makes eye contact again, his own grin splitting his face as he laughs. "Uh, yeah! It seems I have!"
He tosses the crushed material to the floor, caging you in his arms as you both laugh together.
"Soooo...wanna keep going?"
Eventually the two of you calm down, reducing the small breathless giggles. Adam strokes your hair as he smiles down at you.
A blurb in which Grace and Rocky fall into the innate masculine desire of digging a gigantic hole in the sand while you and Adrian watch.
“Is digging large hole in ground part of human mating ritual?” Adrian asks as you both sit on the artificial beach watching Grace and Rocky hard at work on said giant hole in the sand. You think about that question for a bit before answering “I don’t know.”.
Adrian turns towards you, “So what is the purpose of Grace informing (name) on progress of hole if it is not some sort of display of worth?” they ask. “Your guess is as good as mine.” you shrug, “It’s just an innate desire that all human men have in them for some reason.” you remark as you watch said man and his rock companion continue with their meaningless task.
“Is digging a hole a mating thing on Erid?” you ask.
“Creating gifts and simulated nest making to show that eridian can provide for mate, yes. Creating large hole in ground, no.” Adrian answers as they turn back to look at Rocky coming up from the hole and using his two front legs to dig and his back leg to push the sand out of the way at the new spot. “Do not know why Rocky is doing this and also updating Adrian on progress.” they claim.
As if on cue, Grace looks up to both of you a little ways away and calls out “We’re making it wider!” with a big smile on his face. “Cool!” you call back in approval and watch them go back to their labor.
“Men are such fascinating creatures. You can spend years with them and never know what’s going on inside their brains and why they do half the things they do.” you remark, focusing on the way his muscles move and flex as he does his work. You stare for a while, admiring the show for a while only to hear Adrian letting out a long rumbling hum. A sound that you have learned is the hum of an Eridian basically checking someone out.
“Grace and Rocky look good digging hole.” their translator relays.
Second bundle of my work for 'Of Blood and Fire' by Ryan Cahill!
Another two shots of Valerys. This time more grown. He's a bit of a moody teenager here, please forgive him the roars!
Next time - The Fall 🔥
Adam would definitely be your cinema buddy. Like imagine getting hyped up to go see Backrooms and Obsession together. Lorge popcorn to share. Y'all show up early enough to see the trivia bits that play before the trailers. You give commentary on all the trailers saying that looks trash or oooo we definitely have to see that when it's out. Y'all probably have a joint letterboxd account to post your reviews after the movie lol. And y'all definitely go to every theatrical rerelease of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them
if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this
getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden
in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated
first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it
[ finished a new illustration - inspired by Sleep Token's album Even in Arcadia and artist Franz von Bayros's illustrations for Dante's Inferno. mixed media: pencil, ink, digital illustration ]
All day the stars watch from long ago
my mother said I am going now
when you are alone you will be all right
whether or not you know you will know
look at the old house in the dawn rain
all the flowers are forms of water
the sun reminds them through a white cloud
touches the patchwork spread on the hill
the washed colors of the afterlife
that lived there long before you were born
see how they wake without a question
even though the whole world is burning
