caidenpayne:
Yeah, you’re right
Yeah, I'm good at being right. So what happened?
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@caidenpayne
caidenpayne:
Yeah, you’re right
Yeah, I'm good at being right. So what happened?
caidenpayne:
Yeah, I think they are all bad news. I dont like any of them.
Next thing we know they're feeding us lines and telling us things to piss each other off. Only a matter of time.
I think a camera person just tripped me on purpose..
See, I knew those guys were bad news.
I crashed the car and spent almost all day in the hospital, what a great day…
Could be worse. You could still be there.
caidenpayne:
Khloe
is a Kardasian.
Kris Jenner is sort of like a bridge troll. Khloe is part bridge troll.
caidenpayne:
Scott’s been with a Kardashian. Points off.
The fact that Scott's nailed a Kardashian should give him points.
caidenpayne:
I disagree. Besides, Khloe has both.
But her voice is annoying, so points off.
caidenpayne:
You did.
You're so sensitive, Styles.
caidenpayne:
No way! He doesn’t have the bum.
What he lacks with his arse he makes up for with his face.
caidenpayne:
Khloe has you beat.
No way. The only one that could beat me is Scott Disick.
caidenpayne:
At least you know you can get it.
I told you, hotter than any Kardashian.
caidenpayne:
Don’t be a dick.
Aw, did I hurt your feelings?
caidenpayne:
Sorry to hurt your ego, Payne. Last time I did the deed I ended up pregnant.
I can take getting rejected, thank you very much. Just doesn't happen very often.
caidenpayne:
It’s a no.
Alright, I see how it is.
caidenpayne:
Is that a yes look of exasperation or a no?
caidenpayne:
Most of them suck.
You suck.
caidenpayne:
….Eh.
You know you want a piece of this, Z.