lost in empty pillow talk

Caiden Payne, 18 Yeah, that Caiden Payne.

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caidenpayne:

[caidenpayne]

Yeah, you’re right

Yeah, I'm good at being right. So what happened?

[flynn--styles]

caidenpayne:

[caidenpayne]

Yeah, I think they are all bad news. I dont like any of them.

Next thing we know they're feeding us lines and telling us things to piss each other off. Only a matter of time.

[flynn--styles]

I think a camera person just tripped me on purpose..

[caidenpayne]

See, I knew those guys were bad news.

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I crashed the car and spent almost all day in  the hospital, what a great day…

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[caidenpayne]

Could be worse. You could still be there.

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caidenpayne:

[caidenpayne]

Khloe

is a Kardasian.

Kris Jenner is sort of like a bridge troll. Khloe is part bridge troll.

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caidenpayne:

[caidenpayne]

Scott’s been with a Kardashian. Points off.

The fact that Scott's nailed a Kardashian should give him points.

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caidenpayne:

[caidenpayne]

I disagree. Besides, Khloe has both.

But her voice is annoying, so points off.

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caidenpayne:

[caidenpayne]

You did.

You're so sensitive, Styles.

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caidenpayne:

[caidenpayne]

No way! He doesn’t have the bum.

What he lacks with his arse he makes up for with his face.

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caidenpayne:

[caidenpayne]

Khloe has you beat.

No way. The only one that could beat me is Scott Disick.

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caidenpayne:

[caidenpayne]

At least you know you can get it.

I told you, hotter than any Kardashian.

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caidenpayne:

[caidenpayne]

Don’t be a dick.

Aw, did I hurt your feelings?

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caidenpayne:

[caidenpayne]

Sorry to hurt your ego, Payne. Last time I did the deed I ended up pregnant.

I can take getting rejected, thank you very much. Just doesn't happen very often.

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caidenpayne:

[caidenpayne]

It’s a no.

Alright, I see how it is. 

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caidenpayne:

[caidenpayne]

Is that a yes look of exasperation or a no?

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caidenpayne:

[caidenpayne]

Most of them suck.

You suck.

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caidenpayne:

[caidenpayne]

….Eh.

You know you want a piece of this, Z.