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cherry valley forever
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$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@cairozinnia
Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand
And who is the guy burying him in the sand
Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.”
if i don’t periodically remind myself that there are a LOT of other ppl in their 20s who currently do nothing at all but lie in bed and type on various different screens all day then i start having heart palpitations
leona lewis didnt have to do that 2 me w bleeding love i was too young to have those feelings
Every time I see a post about this boat something new appears. It’s been less than 3 days.
“Haha a boat got stuck and is causing traffic”
“Oh wow a tiny excavator is trying to dig it out that’s kind of funny”
“...the driver of the boat drew a dick before getting stuck. Nice”
“The boat got ITS dick stuck in the dirt and that’s what they’re digging out????”
“One of the boats thats stuck in traffic is an old Russian oil tanker was marked as a warship accidentally????????? And it crashed into another boat????”
How is boat news so interesting how did I never know
can we PLEASE talk about the google scorpion emoji
You’ve been pwoisoned 👉👈
me: today i will play video game
*turns on video game*
me:
me: today i will play video game
*turns on video game*
me:
this notice is to legallé notify youm in writinge that my attourneys are fully prepared to defend my right to remain upon the bed as outlined in 28 us code § 1403; regourdless of you havinge "waited over 6 hours to place clean sheets upon it"
Zuko who spent years at sea with sailors: *stubs his toe* “Ow! Fucking son of a bitch, motherfucking god-fuck fuck fuck. Holy-“
Aang:
please take a moment to really appreciate the argument of why "most cops don't live in the cities they oversee" needs to be addressed
full video here
[transcript:
Yusuf Abdul-Qadir: what percent of the police live in the city?
mayor: about 5% or so
Yusuf Abdul-Qadir: 5%, so 95% don’t live in the city.
mayor: yes.
Yusuf Abdul-Qadir: so when you say that the vast majority of the percentage goes towards salaries, et cetera, fringe benefits, that means that they take their money on 81, go to outside the city, pay taxes in those communities that have some of the best schools while we have an underfunded school district--
someone else: $60 million up.
Yusuf Abdul-Qadir: so i just want to put into context what we’re talking about, because it’s really easy to say, mayor-- and with all due respect, i like you. but that was a very politician answer.
mayor: sorry, what specifically?
Yusuf Abdul-Qadir: the, “we will consider, and we will look.” what we’re saying is we’re not interested in considering and looking. what we’re saying is, actually, there’s $50 million. commit to $20 million cut, because we’re sending money-- as the mayor of Syracuse, when you don’t have a tax base, you’re sending money out of Syracuse. and not just for 30 years-- for the rest of their life because their pensions, their health insurance, their families. so we are funding for other people’s communities to have the promise of the American dream while we are denying it in our community. that’s the context that you, as the mayor, have to look at this under.
so when we talk about renegotiating union contract, what we’re saying is you can’t play around with, “maybe, um, we will--” no. y’all got to go, because you don’t provide a service that is beneficial to the community, that is meaningful to the community. the services that you provide criminalize our community, impoverish our community, reallocate resources to suburbs. we are actually funding the suburbs, both in our police departments and in our schools.
and to be clear, just to be clear, it’s not just the fact of, like, the percentage of people. we’re also funding what race of people are on the police force, the percentage of race of teachers, as well, superintendent, board president. so we want to put in context, because it’s not just a class issue. it’s a race issue. we’re telling black and brown people and poor people, you don’t matter. the devil’s in the data and in the details, mayor. respectfully, it is not acceptable for us to be here considering.]
the gays: “why does my back hurt”
the gays:
Oh man!
chaotic duo