All that is gold does not glitter

20. Uni Student. Bare Trash.

[aireemacpherson]

over here sharing the content

[itscolossal]

Artist Walead Beshty Shipped Glass Boxes Inside FedEx Boxes to Produce Shattered Sculptures

[thivus]

cant tell if pretentious or just petty about their experience with fedex

[heroofthreefaces]

you say that like they’re mutually exclusive 

[1000125]

people who draw on both sides of the sketchbook pages fear neither demons nor gods.

[gracklesong]

Idg why people are against busty women in turtlenecks, literally who cares if you have “uniboob”? To whom do you owe separate and defined titties? Only cowards and fools fear the breast monolith

[dragon-in-a-fez]

do you ever just suddenly learn there’s apparently a whole Discourse you’ve never heard of before

[rad-dragon]

working in the drive-thru

[surprisebitch]

me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?

woman: uh… it’s for a boy.

me: okay congratulations

me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy

woman: i want a boy toy please

me: haha dont we all

woman:

me:

me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose

[cofficionado]

[jvlioo]

“Girl you think I give a fuck about this job. I don’t want this job, I want you.”

- Barack Obama

[morticiaandthediamonds-blog]

date someone who loves your belly

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

[wallcrawler-exmachina]

Oh. This. I don’t like this.

[nick-avallone]

sometimes I think about how some of the people who think that same-sex couples ruin the sanctity of marriage are the same people who enjoy watching the bachelor, a show where 1 person dates 25 strangers and picks one of them to propose to at the end of approximately 6 weeks

[miyku]

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

i sent the bee movie script over imessage to my friend who lives overseas but it didn’t send as an imessage and sent as 315 text messages instead and i’m gonna be charged for international texting for all of them

[fourofthem]

#karma is real and god always protects the good

[datachapel]

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

[carudamon119]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

put it back and lets pretend this never existed

[skidar]

Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species 

[jeza-red]

Christ

[aniseandspearmint]

That’s a lot of nuggets right there

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god

[sisterofsteam]

Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or it’s eating the native species.  PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if they’re not native to the area. These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah. Catfish have little to no sight, since they’re bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths.  I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when I’m bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.

Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if there’s no other food source.

[threesideddream]

[ghostlybitchwitch]

My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

[la-malefique]

That is so cute.

[bigmeansweatydyke]

[gothterf]

they got married

[loving-women-is-rad]

what the hell

[caosgifs]

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, “Chapter Eight: The Burial” (S01E08)