caitsoprano

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[caitsoprano]

this old man i used to be

Summary:

After decades together, and the girls are grown and long gone, an elderly Qifrey comforts Olruggio on his deathbed. He knows once Olruggio is gone, he will permanently turn into a Silverwood Tree, and he is at peace with that fate, the ending they had chosen together. Before Olruggio goes, Qifrey remembers the night that forever changed their relationship, when Olruggio cursed them to be forever tethered.

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Major Character Death (from old age), Chapter 93 Spoilers

Relationship: Qifrey/Oruggio

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my funny valentine, written for @hellamews.

When two idiots try to come up with the perfect Valentine’s Day plans for each other. Good thing the rest of IMP is there to help them.

Rating: M

Relationship: Blitzø/Stolas

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Today is the 1 year anniversary of posting Chapter 1 of somewhere out beyond these maladies, written for my friend, Humble. Artwork included in the fic are by @cotikuntl, @glitterkoneko, Raspberry Strange and Hali.

somewhere out beyond these maladies

Summary: The Crimson Death has plagued the mortal realm for years, devastating entire villages. There is no known cure. When Barbie Wire contracts the disease, Blitzø will do whatever it takes to find a cure. Blitzø, and his teenage daughter Loona, will go on an adventure to steal the grimoire of a powerful fae prince. Things get complicated when Blitzø finds himself at the center of a power struggle with the royal fae and the object of desire of a very horny prince.

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Stolas/Blitzø, Andrealphus/Vassago, Blitzø & Loona

maladies' epilogue: this feeling that remains

Summary: After Stolas and Blitzø's showdown with Stella, Andrealphus and Vassago are left to deal with the fallout. Andrealphus must contend with Vassago's betrayal.

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Andrealphus/Vassago, Andrealphus & Octavia

Features artwork by Hali.

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Artwork by @glitterkoneko.

under the boughs unbowed

Summary: Long ago, the Goetia, a mysterious group of magic wielders, sequestered themselves in a walled city, their knowledge of the outside world dwindling to stories found in the library. Stolas, who wields the gift of prophecy and the ability to manipulate fate, is devastated when he learns of an ominous prophecy tied to his beloved daughter, Octavia. Determined to change her fate, Stolas escapes the guarded city walls with little Octavia into the outside world ruled by ruthless Imps. But Stolas could never have imagined what would happen when Prince Blitzø's military leaders, Generals Moxxie and Millie, and Captain Striker, stumbled upon him and his sweet owlet.

A fantasy AU.

Chapter 10: Stolas and Blitzø prepare to battle the Night Watch when Anrealphus arrives to seek his revenge. Will Stolas have to end their rivalry once and for all, or will Vassago arrive in time to stop them?

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Stolas/Blitzø, Andrealphus/Vassago

Written for the 2025 Helluva Mini Bang. I am so excited to share this collaboration with Cotikun and @glitterkoneko.

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Artwork by Cotikun.

under the boughs unbowed

Summary: Long ago, the Goetia, a mysterious group of magic wielders, sequestered themselves in a walled city, their knowledge of the outside world dwindling to stories found in the library. Stolas, who wields the gift of prophecy and the ability to manipulate fate, is devastated when he learns of an ominous prophecy tied to his beloved daughter, Octavia. Determined to change her fate, Stolas escapes the guarded city walls with little Octavia into the outside world ruled by ruthless Imps. But Stolas could never have imagined what would happen when Prince Blitzø's military leaders, Generals Moxxie and Millie, and Captain Striker, stumbled upon him and his sweet owlet.

A fantasy AU.

Chapter 9: Stolas and Blitzø finally talk; meanwhile, Vassago is determined to stop Andrealphus before it's too late.

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Stolas/Blitzø, Andrealphus/Vassago

Written for the 2025 Helluva Mini Bang. I am so excited to share this collaboration with Cotikun and @glitterkoneko.

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Artwork by @glitterkoneko.

under the boughs unbowed

Summary: Long ago, the Goetia, a mysterious group of magic wielders, sequestered themselves in a walled city, their knowledge of the outside world dwindling to stories found in the library. Stolas, who wields the gift of prophecy and the ability to manipulate fate, is devastated when he learns of an ominous prophecy tied to his beloved daughter, Octavia. Determined to change her fate, Stolas escapes the guarded city walls with little Octavia into the outside world ruled by ruthless Imps. But Stolas could never have imagined what would happen when Prince Blitzø's military leaders, Generals Moxxie and Millie, and Captain Striker, stumbled upon him and his sweet owlet.

A fantasy AU.

Chapter 7: Satan's forces, led by Striker, arrive, forcing Prince Blitzø's army to fight to the death. Stolas will do whatever it takes to protect the prince. Meanwhile, Andrealphus finds the perfect opportunity to strike.

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Stolas/Blitzø, Andrealphus/Vassago

Written for the 2025 Helluva Mini Bang. I am so excited to share this collaboration with Cotikun and @glitterkoneko.

Artwork by @glitterkoneko.

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Artwork by @glitterkoneko.

under the boughs unbowed

Summary: Long ago, the Goetia, a mysterious group of magic wielders, sequestered themselves in a walled city, their knowledge of the outside world dwindling to stories found in the library. Stolas, who wields the gift of prophecy and the ability to manipulate fate, is devastated when he learns of an ominous prophecy tied to his beloved daughter, Octavia. Determined to change her fate, Stolas escapes the guarded city walls with little Octavia into the outside world ruled by ruthless Imps. But Stolas could never have imagined what would happen when Prince Blitzø's military leaders, Generals Moxxie and Millie, and Captain Striker, stumbled upon him and his sweet owlet.

A fantasy AU.

Chapter 7: Satan's forces, led by Striker, arrive, forcing Prince Blitzø's army to fight to the death. Stolas will do whatever it takes to protect the prince. Meanwhile, Andrealphus finds the perfect opportunity to strike.

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Stolas/Blitzø, Andrealphus/Vassago

Written for the 2025 Helluva Mini Bang. I am so excited to share this collaboration with Cotikun and @glitterkoneko.

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Artwork by @glitterkoneko.

under the boughs unbowed

Summary: Long ago, the Goetia, a mysterious group of magic wielders, sequestered themselves in a walled city, their knowledge of the outside world dwindling to stories found in the library. Stolas, who wields the gift of prophecy and the ability to manipulate fate, is devastated when he learns of an ominous prophecy tied to his beloved daughter, Octavia. Determined to change her fate, Stolas escapes the guarded city walls with little Octavia into the outside world ruled by ruthless Imps. But Stolas could never have imagined what would happen when Prince Blitzø's military leaders, Generals Moxxie and Millie, and Captain Striker, stumbled upon him and his sweet owlet.

A fantasy AU.

Chapter 3: Stolas and Octavia have been imprisoned for some time, weighing on Blitzø's conscience. Under pressure to kill them, Blitzø continues to delay making a decision on their fate. Meanwhile, Andrealphus meets with Leviathan to inform her that her precious soothsayer has abandoned his duty to her.

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Stolas/Blitzø, Andrealphus/Vassago

Written for the 2025 Helluva Mini Bang. I am so excited to share this collaboration with Cotikun and @glitterkoneko.

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Artwork by Cotikun.

under the boughs unbowed

Summary: Long ago, the Goetia, a mysterious group of magic wielders, sequestered themselves in a walled city, their knowledge of the outside world dwindling to stories found in the library. Stolas, who wields the gift of prophecy and the ability to manipulate fate, is devastated when he learns of an ominous prophecy tied to his beloved daughter, Octavia. Determined to change her fate, Stolas escapes the guarded city walls with little Octavia into the outside world ruled by ruthless Imps. But Stolas could never have imagined what would happen when Prince Blitzø's military leaders, Generals Moxxie and Millie, and Captain Striker, stumbled upon him and his sweet owlet.

A fantasy AU.

Chapter 4: Blitzø is still conflicted about what to do about Stolas and Octavia; his sister's letter doesn't help.

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Stolas/Blitzø, Andrealphus/Vassago

Written for the 2025 Helluva Mini Bang. I am so excited to share this collaboration with Cotikun and @glitterkoneko.

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Artwork by Cotikun.

under the boughs unbowed

Summary: Long ago, the Goetia, a mysterious group of magic wielders, sequestered themselves in a walled city, their knowledge of the outside world dwindling to stories found in the library. Stolas, who wields the gift of prophecy and the ability to manipulate fate, is devastated when he learns of an ominous prophecy tied to his beloved daughter, Octavia. Determined to change her fate, Stolas escapes the guarded city walls with little Octavia into the outside world ruled by ruthless Imps. But Stolas could never have imagined what would happen when Prince Blitzø's military leaders, Generals Moxxie and Millie, and Captain Striker, stumbled upon him and his sweet owlet.

A fantasy AU.

Chapter 2: Stella finds Stolas and Octavia missing. Andrealphus seeks out his lover, Vassago, to discuss where they might have gone. Meanwhile, Stolas and Octavia are at the mercy of their captors, with Striker taunting Stolas throughout the journey. What lies ahead when they finally meet Prince Blitzø?

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Stolas/Blitzø, Andrealphus/Vassago

Written for the 2025 Helluva Mini Bang. I am so excited to share this collaboration with Cotikun and @glitterkoneko.

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Artwork by Cotikun.

under the boughs unbowed

Summary: Long ago, the Goetia, a mysterious group of magic wielders, sequestered themselves in a walled city, their knowledge of the outside world dwindling to stories found in the library. Stolas, who wields the gift of prophecy and the ability to manipulate fate, is devastated when he learns of an ominous prophecy tied to his beloved daughter, Octavia. Determined to change her fate, Stolas escapes the guarded city walls with little Octavia into the outside world ruled by ruthless Imps. But Stolas could never have imagined what would happen when Prince Blitzø's military leaders, Generals Moxxie and Millie, and Captain Striker, stumbled upon him and his sweet owlet.

A fantasy AU.

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Stolas/Blitzø, Andrealphus/Vassago

Written for the 2025 Helluva Mini Bang. I am so excited to share this collaboration with Cotikun and @glitterkoneko.

[mundayme]

comm 💜

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Artwork by @mundayme.

a solemn passion is conceived in my heart

Summary: After eight years at Lowood School, Blitzø is finally free of his oppressive childhood when he is hired to be a live-in tutor for Miss Octavia Goetia. When he arrives, he finds Thornfield Hall haunted by a mysterious presence that lashes out at night. Equally concerning is the evasive master of the home, Mr. Stolas Goetia, who quickly captures Blitzø's heart.

A Jane Eyre AU.

Chapter 3: something of vengeance

Summary: Blitzø, embarrassed and resigned that his time at Thornfield is coming to an end, meets with Mr. Goetia at the stables. He is shocked when Stolas begs him to stay, forever. But just as they come together, there are forces at work trying to tear them apart.

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Stolas/Blitzø

Thank you @mundayme for the lovely artwork.

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Artwork by Hali.

a fire to keep you warm, through the endless winter storm

Summary: A witchy, cozy, cottagecore, sickfic, and they were snowed in, Yuletide, Holiday Stolitz AU-with a sassy cat familiar.

Chapter 5: the rising of the sun

Summary: After a night of passionate lovemaking and being cared for, Blitzø is eager to return the favor. But a threat still looms, threatening to tear Stolitz apart.

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Stolas/Blitzø

Written for the 2025 @egg-plosion bang.

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a fire to keep you warm, through the endless winter storm

Warm up this winter with this cosy #stolitz fic by Hali and caitsoprano! Absolutely enchanting!

Read it here!

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This little excerpt is from chapter 2 which is live! And yes, that is a Monty Python reference.

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Artwork by Hali.

a fire to keep you warm, through the endless winter storm

Summary: A witchy, cozy, cottagecore, sickfic, and they were snowed in, Yuletide, Holiday Stolitz AU-with a sassy cat familiar.

Chapter 1: the holly bears a prickle, as sharp as any thorn

Summary: Retired from the mercenary life, Blitzø wants a peaceful existence in the quaint village he's settled in. His peace is shattered when a stranger arrives in town, Striker, whom Blitzø immediately clocks as a fellow hitman. Disturbed by his presence, Blitzø follows him only to uncover a conspiracy to take out one of the residents. But who? When Blitzø follows Striker in the ancient woods, things don't go as planned.

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Stolas/Blitzø

Written for the 2025 @egg-plosion bang.

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We're getting SO CLOSE to posting! So close to unleashing an absolute flood of amazing art and fics! In the meantime, please enjoy this beautiful teaser to tide you over, and just know that the full piece is STUNNING!

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Hey stolitz fans, we promise this one's for you. Something witchy this way comes, and it's a little past Halloween but I swear this artwork (and the writing) is worth celebrating the witchy season in January!