A Spicy Blog™

My name is Spicy! She/Her. 31. Queer. This is my main: Hitman (Video Games) and fanfic musings. My BG3 Alt: Spicyshadows

[dianaburnwood]

SABER INTERACTIVE AND IO INTERACTIVE ANNOUNCE HITMAN CLASSIC TRILOGY REMASTERED, COMING TO PC, PLAYSTATION®5 & XBOX SERIES X|S IN 2027 - Sab

Experience the origins of Agent 47 in an all-new remastered collection featuring Hitman: Codename 47, Hitman 2: Silent Assassin, and Hitman:

Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

I’m gonna cry omg this is fantastic

[tholiem-1109]

47dia warm-up doodle

[diana-fortyseven]

You can't tell me it's been ten years...

[cajunandfire]

Happy 10th Anniversary, Hitman WOA! 🍾🥳

I remember being swept up by the first episode preview (Paris). As someone who has played since codename 47, seeing that preview just blew my mind. The character art, the immersive gameplay, Diana's voice... it was incredible to see how far we've come in gaming. I've also made some of the best internet friends a girl could ask for in this fandom. Here's to many more years 🍻

[diana-fortyseven]

IOI's Hitman Expanded Universe story "Overachievers" is no longer available on their website, but luckily I tend to download literally everything and archive multiple copies of it like some paranoid internet squirrel.

Here's a link to the story in my Dropbox:

Overachievers_A_Hitman_Expanded_Universe_Story.pdf

Shared with Dropbox

[diana-fortyseven]

IOI JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE MAKING THIS ONE AVAILABLE AGAIN!!! AND THEY ALSO ANNOUNCED THE UPCOMING RELEASE OF ANOTHER EXPANDED UNIVERSE STORY

[myth-blossom]

Ya ever think about how Agent 47, famous for using his Silverballer(s), shares his name with Silver’s placement on the periodic table of elements? 🤔

[pbmancrane]

One bald man against rich people society (no one gets to badmouth his handler and stay alive).

App: CSP

Audio: https://www.tiktok.com/music/original-sound-𝓪𝓸𝓲-6924193061039901442?lang=en

[awangwardia]

They would always have Mendoza

I've finally finished this piece oh god I feel like a squeezed out lemon. I really wanted to make it as good as it could get so I was delaying the process because I was scared I would screw sth up. But uhhh yeah here's the final product. I hope that in the near future when my drawing skills will be polished I'll be able to remake this like 10 times better.

Words cannot express how much I love these two 😔😔

Inspired by Alfons Mucha's "Flirt". I didn't really capture the art noveau vibe well, gave it a little twist with the weird shading. Yeah

Hope you guys like it!!

GOD I CAN'T DRAW 47 FOR SHIT

[cartoonishly]

New cartoon about a certain frustrating bug we've all dealt with at some point… 👨🏻‍🦲👊🏻💥😵

[cajunandfire]

Happy birthday to the world's top assassins, Agent 47 (Sept 5th) and Diana Burnwood (Sept 12th)! 🎉

Commissioned from Henry at cutibb!

[cajunandfire]

Happy birthday dear Spicy! I hope you've had a relaxing day ✨🎈

Thank you Belle!! It's been a restful day 😊

[cajunandfire]

Happiest of birthdays to the bestest of moots!!! Love you Spicy and hope it's been an amazing day for you! 🥳💕🥳💕🥳💕🥳

Thank you Mythy!!! It's been a great day 💕💕

[cajunandfire]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY <3

Thank you pal!!! ❤️❤️❤️

I hope you've been keeping well!

[oh-nolulu]

47 :)

[myth-blossom]

I got this sweet pining fic for the 2025 Candy Hearts Exchange! Please go show it some love! 🥰

[diana-fortyseven]

I got this incredibly hot and smutty Haven Island fic for Candy Hearts Exchange, and if you love 47 and Diana pretending to be strangers as much as I do, you absolutely need to read this:

To The Victor, The Spoils

[cartoonishly]

New HITMAN video about speedrunning! ⏱️🏆🧁

[myth-blossom]

2024 Fic Review

Well, that’s all for 2024, folks! It was certainly a wild year for me. Lots of unexpected health stuff happened and some is still ongoing, but I’m very happy to have made so much progress and lots of positive things happened besides <3 That stuff changed some of my fic plans, but I was still able to do a lot of cool fics through the year!

January

Hitman: A Fresh Start (Hitman Holiday Hoarders 2023) for @cajunandfire Sweet Surprise (Lucas Grey Birthday Event 2024) Great Expectations

February

Hitman: Songs and Silencers: Hold On by Chord Overstreet A Taste of Fire (Hitman Valentine’s Date 2024) for @lucas-grey My Foggy Valentine (Candy Hearts Exchange 2024) for @diana-fortyseven Catching a Wave (Hitman Bonus Day 2024) for Spicy

March

Greatest Treasure - My first-ever Oxventure fic! <3

April

Hitman: It’s The Little Things for grumpynora An Eggscelent Morning (Hitman Egg Hunt 2024) for Spicy Embrace Me Like Lovers Do for @bourbonthesecond Paris

May

Hitman: Solace (Unsent Letters 2024) for Diana47 Vivente for Spicy

June

Hitman: Love Yourself A Fire (Hurt Comfort Exchange 2024) for @peridotglimmer Songs and Silencers: Cold Hard Bitch by Jet

July

Hitman: To Lose Everything (Summer of Horror Exchange 2024) for Diana47 Once Upon a Dream (Grief/Mourning Flash Exchange 2024) for Diana47 Songs and Silencers: Slow Dancing by Aly & AJ Special Assignments - I started on these prompt memes in July and continued doing them through the fall. These were so fun!

August

Hitman: Death’s Embrace (Summer Bonus Missions 2024)  Mutuals for Diana47

September

Hitman: All That Matters (Agent 47 Birthday Event 2024) Self Care (Diana Burnwood Birthday Event 2024) Peace Offering for Mini

October

Songs and Silencers: Desire (Hucci Remix) by Meg Myers - one of my favorite fics this year, and one of my top song requests ever!

November

Mark of Yendar - published a 2023 Tumblr short for DND: Honor Among Thieves

December

I published my first-ever RPFs for my favorite OutsideXbox pair!  Feels Like Mendoza Unmasked Please Do(n’t) Feed Tumblr Our secret RPF coven is now not-so-secret and it’s been so fun to chat with @cicaklah and @postalninja about Jane/Andy brain worms. I also did Yuletide for the first time and published my first-ever Oxventure Wyrdwood fic, Better Than Sheep, and that was fun to write, too! Robin is best boi and deserves all the honey in the world (or in this case, mead).

I crossed 200,000 published words this year for my AO3 count, which is pretty wonderful! With everything going on, I didn’t think I’d be able to write as much as I did, but I’m happy I had the chances to write what I could. I’m hoping to have a happier and healthier 2025 with more time to create! <3