< WIFE 3

[Chatot can learn human speech. What if we took that to its extremes? This blog accepts Pelipper Mail and its variants!] {mod is a fool who sometimes reblogs things meant for nyans main. pretend u never see them. chatot doesn't really adhere to 'normalcy' and runs on cartoon/bugs bunny logic}

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

anon, do you really think the main kind of person sending those sorts of asks is going to be cis?

at this point I should stop answering these but im an attention whore

[cakawchatot]

THIS??? GUY??? TRANSGENDER???

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

CHATOT OF WIFE LOVING ACCLAIM??

[cakawchatot]

NOT!! VERY!! WIFE-LOVING!!

THESE!! CLAIMS!! AGAINST!! YOU!!!!!!!

ANON!! SHOULD??? LEARN!! TO! LOVE!! WIFE!!!!!!

INSTEAD!!!!!!!!

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

anon, do you really think the main kind of person sending those sorts of asks is going to be cis?

at this point I should stop answering these but im an attention whore

[cakawchatot]

THIS??? GUY??? TRANSGENDER???

[skyprismshard-promises]

AND IF THE HEAT COMES CLOSE ENOUGH TO BURN

offscreen post

Phys was by themselves for awhile. Longer than usual. J had stopped into the treehouse at least three hours ago, grabbing the mirror they previously found, and then radio silence. It, at the least, would give them some time to finish this project.

While Chatot was.. annoying, his words held truth to them sometimes. So Phys found themselves sewing the hot air balloon they found, a cartoonish yellow rat thing upon it. And after too many hours of struggle–sewing with paws was aggravating–the balloon was done.

Just in time to hear J crash in.

Phys jumped, skittering to see her tumbling from the Granite Area doors, leading a strange white and green creature with wings for ears and a flower upon their back.

“PHYS.” J spoke, irritation heavy in her voice, “DO YOU HAVE THE HOT AIR BALLOON. IT’S THE SILVER BULLET.”

“Oh? Just finished, actually! Taadaaaa-”

“No time for dramatics. Get in.” She huffed, throwing herself over the rim.

“What-?!”

“Raichu says you both need to go to the Sky Pavilion!” The creature beside her spoke happily.

"J." She harshly corrected.

“Ah!” Phys said, quickly grabbing the bag of Sky Prism Shards before scampering inside themself as J began to light the flames. She added a final shard into the bag as the balloon took flight, letting their escort lead the way.

Phys only had a few seconds to breathe when J’s paws went upon their shoulders.

“I am SO TIRED OF THIS PLACE.” She almost screamed in their face, “Even just having WINGS was a bleeding edge compared to this! Do you know how LONG it took me to bring the mirror all the way up to the Flower Zone? And despite me clearly making hay, a sheep comes outta nowhere asking to play Chase!! Are you kidding me?! And then the Rayquaza’s attraction was just Run Through Hoops And Break Signs! Then Shaymin over here is like ‘I need a special flower!!! Wait, actually, nevermind, you can’t fly!!’ I am So Tired of this world, Phys.”

“Well, hey.” Phys responds with a slight laugh, “It’s going to be over soon hopefully, hey?”

“Is it?” J huffed.

“Huh?”

“There’s this whole Pokémon multiverse, right? And Uzi’s somewhere with these people. What if we don’t go back? What if we just go where they are?”

Phys took a moment to answer. “Well, I suppose it’s better than anything else, right?”

Eventually, the two were pulled by their conversation by Shaymin’s excited yips, and they looked up. Coming up was a floating island, the Sky Pavilion upon it. With their escort’s help, they landed the hot air balloon, and exited.

“Here we are! This is the Sky Pavilion!” Shaymin spoke, a wide smile upon their face, before it dropped as another earthquake thundered below. “The ground just shook again! I watched it from above, just now! The Sky Prism is in pieces! The Pokémon are fighting! These events must be connected! This must be happening because the Sky Prism is bro-”

Before Shaymin could finish, J kicked them off the island, watching them fall before they could catch themselves and start flying. Phys sneered down at them. “THANKS, CAPTAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS?”

“Alright, let’s go find Mew and get this over with.”

The two began exploring, running about the Sky Pavilion, before coming up on a familiar looking Pachirusu with a Pikachium Z for a necklace. Phys huffed. “Mew, that better be you. We aren’t fucking stupid.”

“DIDN’T!! THINK!! WHERE!!”

“.. What.”

Exploding in a burst of feathers, Mew revealed themselves, a wide grin upon his face. “A!! FEW!! TESTS!! ALL!!”

“Oh my fucking Drone-God.”

“FRIENDS!! MADE!! SKY!! PRISM!! FIXED!! NOW!! PLAY-”

Before the so-called god can finish, J launches herself forward, having taken a moment to rub cheek pouches with Phys to power her electricity, and she zaps Mew with all of her might. Phys is right behind her, biting at his tail and forcing him to the ground.

They. Have had. Enough.

They did not come here to make friends. They came here to survive. And they have had enough of this stupid GOD and his STUPID FRIENDSHIP and his stupid WIVES.

“NO!! STOP!! FRIENDSHIP!!”

Phys slammed the bag against Mew’s face. “WE HAVE THE SHARDS. FIX YOUR FUCKING MISTAKE.”

“FINE!! FINE!! WHATEVER!!”

With a flick of her wrist, the shards were taken from the bag, and with a glistening glow a new form began to be built in layers.. and not too long after, the Sky Prism was complete, sending a rainbow into the sky above them.

“THOUGHT!! CHATOT!! HELP!!” They huffed, “GUESS!! NOT!!!!! GOOD!! LUCK!!”

With a burst of wind, the two fell off from the Sky Pavilion, and into the rainbow they helped to form. As their bodies collided with the prismatic colors, they vanished from the Poképark below them.

[cherrytree-irl]

I really made it to Rank A... It feel pretty good!

But, ah... now what...?

[emotionally-soft-pastel]

Idk i just shoot people for a living i wouldn't know what to do when i feel like there's nothing left for me in this world.

Coincidentally you should bugger off to a podunk town for a couple years and wait for your employer to contact you to kill some insane lady who might be immortal

[cherrytree-irl]

......?????????????????????????????????

[cakawchatot]

????????????????????????

[cakawchatot]

What are your opinions on Furbies?

@little-miss-poison

CHATOT!!! INVENTED!!!!!! FURBY

[skyprismshard-promises]

APPARENTLY WE CAN'T DO A PUBLIC SERVICE IF WE DON'T WIN AT A FUCKING GAME WHAT EVEN IS THwait wait no wait do not J DO NO

[cakawchatot]

[An image is attached! A Raichu is laughing at a confused and panicked Pachirusu, who has balloons tied around them, making them float.]

WHAT

[cherrytree-irl]

mildly intimidated by chatot silently reblogging that

[cakawchatot]

WHY

[cherrytree-irl]

i dunno. something about it...

[cakawchatot]

LABUBU!!! SCARY

[cherrytree-irl]

mildly intimidated by chatot silently reblogging that

[cakawchatot]

WHY

[everdazzlingsirens]

Fish infighting

FISH INFISHING

[cherrytree-irl]

call that... finfighting...

[cherrytree-irl]

what do you MEAN "LIKE LABUBU"

[everdazzlingsirens]

MAGIC CHATNON

The option is now disabled. Everything is reverted to as they once was, as Aria now finds a single chatot feather in her hand.

The horrors are over.

[ - @cakawchatot ]

OH THANK ALL THE SEVEN SEAS THANK YOU YOOU SCARY SCARY BIRD. MOW IM GOING THE FUCK TO BED AND SO ARE MY SISTERS AND WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE SPA TOMORROW YOU AINT SEEING SHIT FROM US TILL AFTER WE'VE HAD OUR WELL EARNED RELAXATION. ALSO SONATA IS NO LONGER ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE ACCOUNT SETTINGS UNMONITORED. THAT SHOULD BE ALL

[Magic Anons are now off!]

[cakawchatot]

YOU!!! ARE!!! WELCOME!!

[userfinalgirls]

[cakawchatot]

RED ROSES!!!! COSTUME CONTEST!!!!!

FINALE!!!

VOTE!!!!

Amarena Labelle - blackout-rotomblr

Saturn Oume - amsgfromthestars

Aria Blaze - everdazzlingsirens

Lady Zee and Fouroh - ladyzee-oddityhunter, 404-gymnotfound

Voting ended onFeb 20

[cakawchatot]

CONGRATULATE!!! LADY ZEE!!!! FOUROH!!!! VICTORY!!!!!!!!

[cakawchatot]

RED ROSES!!!! COSTUME CONTEST!!!!!

FINALE!!!

VOTE!!!!

Amarena Labelle - blackout-rotomblr

Saturn Oume - amsgfromthestars

Aria Blaze - everdazzlingsirens

Lady Zee and Fouroh - ladyzee-oddityhunter, 404-gymnotfound

Voting ended onFeb 20

[cakawchatot]

RED ROSES!!!! COSTUME CONTEST!!!!!

VOTE!!!!

Adagio Dazzle - everdazzlingsirens

Ariadne - eternallytwistingmaze

Yves - lumiosemortician

Lady Zee and Fouroh - ladyzee-oddityhunter, 404-gymnotfound

Voting ended onFeb 19

[cakawchatot]

RED ROSES!!!! COSTUME CONTEST!!!!!

VOTE!!!!

Miles - ifailatcaptchas

Aria Blaze - everdazzlingsirens

Ari - definitelynotavamp

Sonata Dusk - everdazzlingsirens

Voting ended onFeb 19

[cakawchatot]

RED ROSES!!!! COSTUME CONTEST!!!!!

VOTE!!!!

Edge

Ryak - thatoneklefkitrainer

Saturn Oume - amsgfromthestars

Julie Holly

Voting ended onFeb 19

[cakawchatot]

RED ROSES!!!! COSTUME CONTEST!!!!!

VOTE!!!!

Amarena Labelle - blackout-rotomblr

Adeline Briggs

Midnite

Ace Elios

Voting ended onFeb 19