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Hi! I'm Hyphen, she/they pronouns! I'll be sharing this blog with Pastel. You'll know it's me when the text is green! 💚

cherrytree-irl

I really made it to Rank A... It feel pretty good!

But, ah... now what...?

Idk i just shoot people for a living i wouldn't know what to do when i feel like there's nothing left for me in this world.

Coincidentally you should bugger off to a podunk town for a couple years and wait for your employer to contact you to kill some insane lady who might be immortal

cherrytree-irl

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Well?

cherrytree-irl

I really made it to Rank A... It feel pretty good!

But, ah... now what...?

Idk i just shoot people for a living i wouldn't know what to do when i feel like there's nothing left for me in this world.

Coincidentally you should bugger off to a podunk town for a couple years and wait for your employer to contact you to kill some insane lady who might be immortal

Frankly I thiNk there's Doing not A thing for your WEAnsy Pathetic prOblem. Nyehhh

- @emotionally-soft-pastel

...I don't understand.

...It's the truth. I really don't get it. Why are you typing like that, anywa

Oh. Oh! ...I'm not being held against my will or anything. It's okay.

#tw gun use #tw gun mention #tw gun #mod has a bit of gun autism

For the whole problem of people murking Pokemon, i personally enjoy .22 calibres for non lethal operations but when I'm doing lethal work

Browninginnings 19:11

In the beginning, John Moses Browning said 'let there be recoil operated firearms' and it was good

On the second day, John Moses Browning said 'let there be high calibre automatic pistols with a simple yet effective design' and it was good.

Frankly I thiNk there's Doing not A thing for your WEAnsy Pathetic prOblem. Nyehhh

- @emotionally-soft-pastel

...I don't understand.

It's been awhile since this has been done.

K

are you going to type "kys"? :) you want me to kill myself. you are too cowardly and weak to kill me yourself so you need the only person capable of it, me, to do it. :) i see through you

Nah mate it's worse. U

Is there any possibility that they could take away your other Pokémon, too?

I am going to be sick. [=

I don't know. They took a few others.

...If they do I don't want to be the one to... .Again

What do you mean they took a few others.

Of your pokemon? Of others pokemon along with yours?

What are they doing to those pokemon

Others. A fairly random selection, but none of the inorganic types.

Don't know. At least they won't be hurt.

I think they will be hurt. With how this academy is

Impossible now.

How do you know. Did you really let them take away one of your pokemon, one that belonged to your mother. To possibly be taxidermied from how they only took organic pokemon. Did you let them take em without even questioning it until now what could have happened.

Can't hurt something that's dead.

Don't think you understand how they make you do these kinds of things.

So they took a bunch of pokemon to kill them?

Dead when they were taken. Keep up.

But how did they die?

So many pokemon dying at once and without it there being human interference. Not possible in that space unless the conditions the pokemon are in are suboptimal.

Without there being human interference? Haha, no.

Revolver.

WHY DID THEY RANDOMLY KILL POKEMON?????? FOR WHAT REASON???? THERE'S NO POINT TO THAT

Made me do it to Kleo personally. Haha. I think I've died and this is the Distortion World.

Joking.

Why did you do it?

You make it sound like I wanted to.

Why did you do it? You didn't protest. Question why you were told to do so. Can't you see that you're being used, I wouldn't be surprised if this was some sick test to see how much they're able to make you do.

It doesn't matter if you wanted to do it.

You had the gun.

Were you even threatened. Was a gun put to your head and you were made to do it?;

I didn't protest? Didn't ask why? Oh, I'm sorry, I was under the impression you weren't secretly watching me!

Haha! That're right! You weren't! You don't know! You don't fucking know what happened!

You're right, It doesn't matter if I wanted to do it or not. I was not afforded a choice.

I think I hate you.

How were you not afforded a choice?

Are you fucking braindead? Are you genuinely, seriously, unironically braindead? Do you actually process information given to you?

Let's play a game. It's called 'use your brain to figure out why Shepard Brown doesn't get to make the choices he'd like too anymore'!

You do have choices though. There is so many options you have been told about.

what fucking choices?

run away and face homelessness? run away and go back to whatever bullshit his family was up to? shoot everyone instead? shoot HIMSELF instead?

would you have rather he died than do something you don't like? and you accuse Sir Hagar of being cold :)

you. don't. know. him. leave shep alone. he's going through enough, and he doesn't need your fucking victim-blaming too :)

just because he isn't at immediate risk of being shot in the head doesn't mean he's not in danger :)

My time has come... You must learn the ways of the mercenary, ten reps of blacking out as respawn training, work those shoulders and do noise tolerance training, I'll send through an Explorer .22 if you'd like but i also have... A large collection of warhammers.

Train your core and practise chain of body movement for close quarters

who the fucks are you

I'm me duh

[pelipper mail, a crate with 'MANN CO. WE SELL PRODUCTS AND GET IN FIGHTS' painted on, and a key to said crate. Inside the crate is a small box with an Explorer .22 pistol and a note saying 'bury your friends in the graves they deserve' 25rnd mags of .22lr are with the note, 5 AP 5 JHP 5 FMJ]

- @emotionally-soft-pastel

It was intercepted before it ever reached Shep.

#rotomblr #tw gun mention #emotionally xyz mercs

Damn, i thought i had enough contacts... Okay listen, i can probably direct deliver but you will need to be ready for unserious hijinks in the face of Eldritch horrors

Is there any possibility that they could take away your other Pokémon, too?

I am going to be sick. [=

I don't know. They took a few others.

...If they do I don't want to be the one to... .Again

What do you mean they took a few others.

Of your pokemon? Of others pokemon along with yours?

What are they doing to those pokemon

Others. A fairly random selection, but none of the inorganic types.

Don't know. At least they won't be hurt.

I think they will be hurt. With how this academy is

Impossible now.

How do you know. Did you really let them take away one of your pokemon, one that belonged to your mother. To possibly be taxidermied from how they only took organic pokemon. Did you let them take em without even questioning it until now what could have happened.

Can't hurt something that's dead.

Don't think you understand how they make you do these kinds of things.

So they took a bunch of pokemon to kill them?

Dead when they were taken. Keep up.

But how did they die?

So many pokemon dying at once and without it there being human interference. Not possible in that space unless the conditions the pokemon are in are suboptimal.

Without there being human interference? Haha, no.

Revolver.

WHY DID THEY RANDOMLY KILL POKEMON?????? FOR WHAT REASON???? THERE'S NO POINT TO THAT

Made me do it to Kleo personally. Haha. I think I've died and this is the Distortion World.

Joking.

Why did you do it?

You make it sound like I wanted to.

Why did you do it? You didn't protest. Question why you were told to do so. Can't you see that you're being used, I wouldn't be surprised if this was some sick test to see how much they're able to make you do.

It doesn't matter if you wanted to do it.

You had the gun.

Were you even threatened. Was a gun put to your head and you were made to do it?;

I didn't protest? Didn't ask why? Oh, I'm sorry, I was under the impression you weren't secretly watching me!

Haha! That're right! You weren't! You don't know! You don't fucking know what happened!

You're right, It doesn't matter if I wanted to do it or not. I was not afforded a choice.

I think I hate you.

How were you not afforded a choice?

Are you fucking braindead? Are you genuinely, seriously, unironically braindead? Do you actually process information given to you?

Let's play a game. It's called 'use your brain to figure out why Shepard Brown doesn't get to make the choices he'd like too anymore'!

You do have choices though. There is so many options you have been told about.

what fucking choices?

run away and face homelessness? run away and go back to whatever bullshit his family was up to? shoot everyone instead? shoot HIMSELF instead?

would you have rather he died than do something you don't like? and you accuse Sir Hagar of being cold :)

you. don't. know. him. leave shep alone. he's going through enough, and he doesn't need your fucking victim-blaming too :)

just because he isn't at immediate risk of being shot in the head doesn't mean he's not in danger :)

#tw gun mention #emotionally xyz mercs #rotomblr #real gun mention #explorer .22

My time has come... You must learn the ways of the mercenary, ten reps of blacking out as respawn training, work those shoulders and do noise tolerance training, I'll send through an Explorer .22 if you'd like but i also have... A large collection of warhammers.

Train your core and practise chain of body movement for close quarters

wonderful-rp-resources

Reblog if it's OK for other artists to draw your OCs

someones-here-for-sure

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

i AM BEGGIN YOU IF YOU DRAW MY OC'S MY HEART ANMD SOUL IS

YOURS

If you draw mine i would melt

Do you ever feel like there’s a part of you that’s missing, but you can never quite remember what it is?

#ooc post #emotionally xyz mercs

I always forget if I'm missing my pancreas or appendix so yeah

I realise I'm a rare remaining emotionally xyz Merc old blood. Yes I'm overly Australian saxton hale. I've noticed that the posts i loved are growing old and worn. @emotionally-drained-pauling @emotionally-tipsy-demoman @emotionally-blunt-soldier @darwindanger @emotionally-unstable-scout @emotionally-intense-heavy @emotionally-intuitive-engineer @emotionally-happy-pyro @emotionally-mellow-sandvich all the others i might have forgotten to mention, i hope you're doing okay

I'd like to hold a moment of silence for those in the community who were lost in the infighting.

Get ready for your brand new surprise gift!

- @emotionally-soft-pastel

my… what? I like gifts :)

TEN THOUSAND BEEEEEEEEES

They’re probably not going to sting me.

And if they do, I can file for attempted murder, I’m allergic.

Shit bro. How about a chainsaw sword would that be a good surprise gift

Get ready for your brand new surprise gift!

- @emotionally-soft-pastel

my… what? I like gifts :)

TEN THOUSAND BEEEEEEEEES

nanaboo-pumpkaboo

[package, you don't know how it got there, and it's locked. Then you try to break the wood it doesn't budge, but when you shake it, you hear clinking and rattling metal] earn the key, open the crate, and do what you will from there.

- @emotionally-soft-pastel

packidge

I do NOT have the time to go on some grand quest unfortunately I have community service to do