I'M FEELING THE POWER OF THE JUNGLE DRAGON

Ren, cottonling.1368, jade quarry, mordremoth fanboy, i shitpost here A LOT i don't do anything in this game besides spend money

[cakecromancer]

when you wait 15 minutes for levelling roulette to find you a party and the two big bad Non Sprouts fucking bail without a word after wiping twice because neither could do their fucking jobs 😌😊😳

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definitely one of my biggest beefs with viera in this game is the fact they nerfed their canon slendermanesque proportions, i can only assume to make them more Palatable to gamer bros

[schnellonline]

played final fantasy

[cakecromancer]

oh my god i hate that lancers can only wear Some heavy armor. please

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someone please stop me from spending obscene amounts of money on this game

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levelling a duskwight to 20 and thinking those elezen ear cuffs are like. equippable earrings before realizing theyre exclusive to wildwoods in character creation

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i live there now so much so that i had compulsion to make and level a new elezen character lmfao

but also boy oh boy i sure cant :) wait

[cakecromancer]

logging in and remembering i spent $18 on a maid dress for wedding cake after getting drunk to celebrate getting my stimulus check

[cakecromancer]

playing this game as a viera is wild like imagine leaving your peaceful forest home to see the wider world and you end up running errands for people who think pushing other people off cliffs to their death is a valid form of legal trial and having them interact with you like thats just completely normal

[cakecromancer]

getting whispers like “can i ask why youre not in a free company?” no. you may not. begone

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some very lackluster screens. But

[cakecromancer]

when youve had a night from hell and you go to retail therapy on some metallic dye and mogstations down for maintenance

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ok i found very cute bloomers on the mb but theyre fuckin expensive/high level crafting if i wanna make them myself. fuck

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worked so hard to get mjettes ass covered and now its right back out again because i cant find any cute shorts to glamour at my current armors level. suffering

[cakecromancer]

was looking into benefits of each grand company and came across a forum post where someone said they didnt want to join the immortal flames because uldah is “full of homeless people”. i

[ionalockhart]

Makai Moon Guide’s Circlet

Late Allagan Coat of Healing

Makai Moon Guide’s Fingerless Gloves

Skallic Bottoms of Healing

No.2 Type Boots

[cakecromancer]

or is it even a mount outfit? i dont know how this game works i just want it either way ydnnfggn