Cake Owls and Electric Sheep

[usuallythemedic]

Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate Opening Movie

Featuring Dual Blades and the new weapon, the Charge Blade

[fenharel]

I want to know, will the gods ever smile on me again? The gods will always smile on brave women, like the Valkyries, those furies who men fear and desire.

[4gifs]

[becausebirds]

the difference between birds and birbs

[iguessmynameisnothing]

I am laughing SO FUCKING HARD

[im-fucking-delightful]

Thrash or die

[darlinggeneticist-archive-blog]

The Country Hound

((Showing up late to the rwby muse blog fad with Starbucks what up))

[cakeowlsandelectricsheep]

help me, i forgot how intensely i ship melody/poe in whatever form they come in. -wheezes-

[cakeowlsandelectricsheep]

Melody/Poe

Who would be the big spoon? Poe, but that's only because of her wings.

Who would wake up first? It'd probably be a mutual thing, neither seems like a layabout. 

Do they have nicknames for each other? Not really, Melody stops using nicknames for Poe because they bother her. Occasionally Poe still calls her fat though. 

What happened when they met each other’s parents? Well, Poe's parents end up loving Melody to death. Her dad really enjoys her pride and just what she's done to mellow out his daughter and make her, for lack of better term 'human'

How do they apologise after an argument? While they argue a lot, it takes a lot for them to cool down, and Poe will often be the first to extend the olive branch. She needs to know her partner has her back, no matter what.  

What would they be like as parents? I doubt these two would KNOW how to raise kids, but they'd try, and i just feel bad for that poor, poor child.  

Who is the better cook? Melody? Possibly? Poe's not much of a cook. 

Who is more romantic? In this case, it's probably gunna be Poe, although sometimes I feel like she'd not realize what she's doing. 

What sort of gifts do they get for each other? Really stupid little things, like knickknacks and stupid weaponry things or dust crystals. Either small things or practical things. 

Who gets jealous easiest? I think it's a toss up between the pair of them. Though Poe'd probably be a bit more loud about it. 

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas? Possibly Melody? Poe's not a big fan of them, but if the other is excited, she will try to be a little happier.  

Who is the most adventurous? Melody

Who is the most protective? Poe, it's still in her nature. 

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? I cant ever see any pair as childhood sweethearts, because I doubt they would have looked twice at each other. They would have been those kids on the playground who beat each other up because they like each other. 

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?* Christina Perri - "A Thousand Years" - Oh my god do I apologize for this cheese, but man this is pretty much 100% Poe to Melody, whether or not they end up romantic in this au or not.

 Do I ship it?

 NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do/ Yes/ Of course! / OTP / Give me this in any form, romantic or platonic / these two give me strength. 

[cakeowlsandelectricsheep]

Miles/Poe

Who would be the big spoon? Poe doesnt cuddle.

Who would wake up first? That would require Poe to actually sleep over. and if/when she does, it'd be her. 

Do they have nicknames for each other? Apparently "Lizard" and "Feathers"

What happened when they met each other’s parents? Help me. Poe'd probably end Miles' dad if she ever met him. And her parents would wince a lot and possibly question their daughters sanity (it's okay, poe would question her sanity too)

How do they apologise after an argument? There's usually blood and make up sex involved. 

What would they be like as parents? Miles gets the kids. Poe doesnt want them. He can raise the little hellians. He'd probably get one out of her then she'd bare her sword every time he got close. 

Who is the better cook? ....poe. barely. 

Who is more romantic? I feel like it would be Miles. He might legit try to woo her possibly in his own way. 

What sort of gifts do they get for each other? Besides broken bones? I see the ocassional batch of dumb shit, or possibly food. Food seems like a good gift for either of them.

Who gets jealous easiest? Poe? Oh my god, they're not dating but heaven help anyone put the moves on Miles. 

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas? Probably Miles, Poe's trying her damndest not to smile.

Who is the most adventurous? I feel like it could go either way. 

Who is the most protective? Poe, it's in her nature. 

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? She wouldn't have even freaking looked at him. 

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?* Florence + The Machine - "Howl" Im sure I have a better one, but without an hour of searching, this is what you get. 

 Do I ship it?

 NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do/ Yes/ Of course! / OTP

[cakeowlsandelectricsheep]

Irma/Jeong !

Who would be the big spoon? Until Yi noticed, Irma would totally be a tiny jetpack. 

Who would wake up first? Irma. To sneak away. >_>

Do they have nicknames for each other? Irma's lucky when Yi remembers her name. Othewise, she takes "Sheep" and "Idiot" as affectionate terms. 

What happened when they met each other’s parents? irma cant get Yi home to meet her parents (they'd probably kill him) and Yi's mother sounded amazing for the minute Irma got to talk to her before he noticed. 

How do they apologise after an argument? Irma cries. A lot. 

What would they be like as parents? Single mom right here. 

Who is the better cook? Yi probably. Irma eats grass.

Who is more romantic? Irma. Since it's a pretty one sided romance from her perspective. 

What sort of gifts do they get for each other? Irma sends him poisonous plants. 

Who gets jealous easiest? Yi. He doesn't like her. or so he says until someone else moves in.

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas? Still Irma

Who is the most adventurous? Neither?

Who is the most protective? Yi

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? Probably wouldnt have happened, otherwise, if it did, they'd be little nerds. 

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?* Gregory and the Hawk - "I'm Your Puppet"

 Do I ship it?

 NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do/ Yes/ Of course! / OTP

[frommemetoyou]

SEND ME A SHIP INVOLVING MY MUSE AND I'LL TELL YOU;

Who would be the big spoon?

Who would wake up first?

Do they have nicknames for each other?

What happened when they met each other’s parents?

How do they apologise after an argument?

What would they be like as parents?

Who is the better cook?

Who is more romantic?

What sort of gifts do they get for each other?

Who gets jealous easiest?

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?

Who is the most adventurous?

Who is the most protective?

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*

 Do I ship it?

 NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do/ Yes/ Of course! / OTP

[magicahearts]

I had a lot of fun drawing this, even though it took me so long…! It started out on a whim, but then became something a bit experimental? I usually color with bright, saturated palettes and I wanted this to NOT be saturated…. so I’m pleased that it’s colorful but not super saturated. I added the sparkles/star because I can :3c I think I might have leveled up a bit? Ah…. I really don’t know what else to say other than it took me  an hour to work up the courage to post this

also gonna make a detail shot post bc there are some details you can’t see with it being 33% of its actual size

Please full view because it looks so much better sob

[venomousvibrations]

cakeowlsandelectricsheep you said sheep, not shoop, so i thought you meant ‘draw more than one shoop’

[raisin bran voice] two shoops

[cakeowlsandelectricsheep]

-SCREAMS QUIETLY-

[cakeowlsandelectricsheep]

not feeling 100% 

wrote Rwby Poe's bad end. 

feel a bit better. 

might post it in the morning. I dunno. 

[redbabyninja-deactivated2014111]

Had they just sidestepped five seconds earlier.

Had they hid five minutes earlier.

Had they done ANYTHING sooner this wouldn’t have happened. Chloe had woken up after god knows what had happened only to find Shar and Sabrina gone and herself covered in blood. Everything ached but the Grimm was gone now. With a groan she rolled over and sat up, only to turn her attention to her right when hearing a familiar bleat.

"Irma?" The brunette was immediately by the faunus’ side. Irma was having trouble breathing and Chloe soon saw the gash across her stomach, the Mareep faunus lying in a pool of her own blood.

"Oh my god." she whispered. She was already feeling sick and couldn’t imagine how Irma must be feeling. The girl couldn’t even move and she wasn’t sure she’d even noticed Chloe was here. "It’s okay… It’s okay, I got you." she knew she was lying. This was far beyond okay and Chloe was already freaking out on the inside.

"C-Chloe?" Irma whimpered and Chloe was looking around for something to wrap her up with. All she could do was tear off fabric of her own clothing, which she did and tried to wrap Irma up as well as she could.

"I-it hurts."

"I-I know, sweetie. I know. Just try to stay calm and don’t say anything." Chloe was scared of moving her so instead she put Irma’s head in her lap. "It’s gonna be okay." she said, brushing hair out of Irma’s face and just trying to keep the sheep still. Irma’s eyes were filled with tears but Chloe could tell she was trying her best to stay calm.

"I-I’m sorry. This is my fault."

"No. No it isn’t. Please don’t talk, Irma. You’ll be fine." Chloe looked around, hoping to spot SOMEONE. "HELP!" she cried out. "SABRINA! SHAR!" 

"They.. They probably went to find help. M-maybe they’ll come back."

"Shhhh…. Just rest." Chloe sniffled, holding back her own tears. "You’ll be fine. Stay with me, Irma. I’m not gonna let you die here."

[sofire-almond]

I am so in love with Coco right now and not only am I a straight girl, but I’d never even heard of her until this week’s episode.

I mean

how

could

I

not

love

her?

[fosterthehale-deactivated201211]

Send me a "+" and a character you would like to see me hook up with..and Mun and Muse will give their opinion on the ship.

[fosterthehale-deactivated201211]

Send me a "+" and a character you would like to see me hook up with..and Mun and Muse will give their opinion on the ship.

[cakeowlsandelectricsheep]

∀ ☺Á ⚔ (Irma)

∀ : Your muse’s favorite position?

While all I'm getting from her is 'missionary for the sole purpose of procreation', I have a feeling she'd probably wind up enjoying cowgirl immensely. 

☺ : How often does your muse masturbate?

Like...never. The girl is practically a nun. 

Á : Is your muse loud in bed?

She's not loud at all. Ever. She's barely audible initially, but if she's comfortable with people she'll babble. 

⚔ : Does your muse have any specific kinks?

Hooboy. is cuddling considered a kink? how about physical affection in general? No?

Down the line she'll probably realize the fact she takes orders incredibly well translates into the bedroom, and she likes seeing people happy with her. And she probably has a submissive kink in there somewhere, but it would probably take someone very assertive to bring it to the surface.