Adam is a nurse at a ritzy retirement home and Lucifer's elderly asshole father just moved in. Lucifer tips the staff when he can (even though he's not expected to) because he knows his father is an asshole.
Over the first month Lu senior comes to like Adam cause he's mouthy and talks back, he tries to set up Adam with widowed Lucifer Junior cause "you like the mouthy types. It's what I liked about Lilith."
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Ooooooh yes ! Elder Lu playing matchmaker bc be honest "you need to go out more Lucifer ."
"I go to see you ."
"You know what I mean ."
bet one of the other reasons is to see Adam in a nurse outfit 🤤🤤🤤
Cakery what did you do ! Now I have nurse Adam in my head ;-; lol
Lu sr knocking his cane to the ground in his room, "dammit. Can you get that, Adam?"
Adam rolling his eyes and getting down on his hands and knees to fish the cane out from under a table.
Senior nudging Junior's leg and giving a little check that out jester when Lucifer looks up from a business email. He zeroes in on Adam's amble ass moving as Adam digs the cane out. Turning red and hissing under his breath, "dad!"
Adam leaves and senior chuckles. "Nothing like a fat ass, son. You know your mother used to be thin as a stick when I married her, then she had you and I swear all the weight she put on went straight to her ass. I used to love watching her walk in front of me. And the love making! Oh baby! You know what I mean. Lilith plumped up the same way after having Charlie. Father like son, eh?"
"Dad! You can't say stuff like that!"
"Oh, get your panties out of a twist. I'm an old man now, no better time to start speaking my mind."
"Start?!? You've always spoke your mind," Lucifer groaned.
Senior laughing, "it's how you know I'm telling the truth, my boy. A fat ass is great, more cushion for the pushing, as they say. And Adam had a lot of cushion. Ask him out."
No, no it's very nice, I just didn't expect there be a retirement home for the rich . It's like a 5 star hotel there .
I knew that how more you pay how nicer it is, but that's something middle class never will get in too .
Like they have a butler walking around with wine, sorry but that's the "oh my god they are fancy !" to me, perhaps not to others though . Getting classic expensive food, a pool, ACs
I didn't like how they were talking about middle class people, sure they worked for their money but so did the other people -_-
here is your daily reminder to COMMENT ON THE AO3 FICS YOU READ! it goes such a long way, especially if it’s a multi-chapter work and you can only leave kudos once. ANYTHING is an acceptable comment—emojis, keyboard smash, screaming, in-depth analysis! i promise you, the writers want it ALL
Aside from your example that sucks big time, btw, there are ways to investigate suspicious artwork and there are pages where you can check the art you find suspicious and they can tell you very detailed why a piece seems human made or not. It is not always correct so use with caution but it might give you a direction at least. If art is suspicious and detected as AI you can check if the artist in question posts sketches, recordings, wips,... Every artist should be able to easily show you proof of the work not being made by AI and if I was an artist in question, I'd rather have someone ask me for proof than thinking of me as suspicious and I am sure most honest artists would agree. It sucks that we even have to be suspicious these days but sometimes, signs are there and investigating is not too difficult.
Hey again, Nonny. I think I have to make myself clearer.
I do not approve of the "investigating approach" at all.
These pages you're talking about? AI checkers? Are AI too, and by checking someone's art you're feeding it to AI. They're also far from reliable, so I don't recommend using them.
Anywho.
Every artist should be able to easily show you proof of the work not being made by AI
Hm ... Another thing I don't agree with. Why artist probably could show you proof - what entitles you to ask for it?
if I was an artist in question, I'd rather have someone ask me for proof than thinking of me as suspicious and I am sure most honest artists would agree.
That is your opinion. And I'm sure a lot of people share it. But does that mean someone who doesn't want to share their process is automatically suspicious?
No, sorry, Nonny, I think that's a slippery slope you're going down. One that leads to witch hunting and people - real people! - getting hurt.
If you're suspicious, just wrinkle your nose and scroll on. Maybe block the person in question. Rant to your friends about it if you have to. But don't start going after people. It's not cute. You're not on the higher ground, even if you might think you are.
And there could be consequences you might not be able to repair.
Sketches and timelapses can be generated too. Sometimes people sketch over generated works and use that as “proof” it’s drawn. So those prove nothing.
I’ve seen very popular artists get accused their art was AI by people who just discovered them when in reality it “looks AI” because that artist’s art was used in training data sets… So even having a long online presence means nothing.
Witch hunts do nothing too. If someone is using AI they will just make a new account and move there. The best thing to do really is just to scroll by. People who post AI art online do it to get attention (likes, kudos, comments…). Best we can do is not give them attention and hope they might give up on the whole generating pictures thing and go do something else. 🤷♀️
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]
No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.
The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in
Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".
Adam or Lucifer forcing the other to have a bath as the other fights it is funny.
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Adam shoved Lucifer under water, letting him come up for air, making the man gasp and hiss. "You wreck of brimstone. Just, let me- hold still you bitch!"
By the time he pulls Lucifer out of the holy water, the devil is hissing and his dug his claws, hooves, and teeth into Adam's arm.
"I hate you!" Lucifer hissed.
"Yeah, yeah. Feeling's mutual, bitch. You're stinking up heaven with your smell. Now let's go, Sera's waiting."
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Adam would have sworn if his mouth wasn't full of the acid hell called water. It burned his wounds and Lucifer was taking far too much pleasure in returning the favour from years ago.
Shoving him under the acid to burn away traces of the angelic steel and repair his injuries. He almost wished Lucifer hadn't found him just clinging to life and decided to try and save him.
He threw a punch as he was pulled out and Lucifer laughed as he shove Adam back under.
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Sex scene! Top Adam, bottom Lucifer
Lucifer leaned back against Adam, the water sloshing in the tub. Adam kissed his neck as he wrapped his arms around Lucifer.
He couldn't do much but squirm in Adam's grip. The goatee tickled Lucifer's skin and he couldn't hold back pops of giggles.
Adam lifted him up so Lucifer was in his lap and Lucifer could hold on to both their pricks and jerk them off. A hand groped Lucifer's flat chest.
It worried Lucifer a little that Adam would lose interest since he didn't have anything to properly grope, but Adam always said he liked Lucifer as he was.
Two hands started the job of teasing Lucifer's nipples, making Lucifer's lip quiver as the fingers pinched and rolled, making his body hot and hard to hold still.
The water sloshed and splashed out of the tub, his body was on fire, Lucifer was drowning in Adam and loving every breath of him he could take in.
Adam ghosted his fingers over Lucifer's stomach, making the muscles twitch, down past his cock and balls to rub a finger against Lucifer's ass.
"How about it?" Adam asked.
They were just supposed to do foreplay in the bath, but of course Adam was impatient.
Of course, so was he. Lucifer had never bottomed before. Lilith was a bit of a power bottom, Adam was the opposite. Usually Lucifer topped and Adam liked just laying there getting pleased. But the topic of Adam claiming he was more active when topping came up and Adam wanted to prove himself.
"The lube won't work underwater." Lucifer whimpered as he rocked against Adam's finger, wishing it was inside him.
An arm hooked him under the knees and Lucifer found himself folded in half. He lay with his knees to his chest, his little hooves in the air, his ass exposed to the air and he laid his head down near Adam's abdomen.
Adam summoned the lube with his limited holy powers and his lube covered finger started to rub at him again.
Lucifer couldn't help but wiggle. He was tense and worried, but it felt so good too.
"Relax, babe. I got you. Deep breathes. I'll be gentle." Adam assured him and Lucifer followed the advice.
"I wanna see this though." Adam said and with a snap of his non-lubed hand the tub, tiles, and roof turned into one mirror. Lucifer got to watch as Adam's finger eased its way into his ass. "Oh yeah, baby, that's hot. Look at how much your ass wants this."
His flushed face was evident in each of the mirrors Lucifer could see. His watched and felt how Adam fucked him. He needed to make himself relax some more to let a second finger in and couldn't believe how good it felt.
Lucifer was panting a little as Adam rubbed a bit at his prostate. He wanted more and watched his backside wiggling to try and get Adam in deeper.
"It's hot isn't it?" Adam teased. "Seeing how hungry your ass is for cock. Poor Lucifer, such a slutty ass and yet no one to give it what it wants until now. Come on babe, tell big daddy what you need."
Words choked in his throat, but Lucifer managed to whimper out, "cock," that made his voice strong, "I need cock." He panted now, humping Adam's fingers like a lifeline.
"Yeah you do."
A third finger could only go in to the tip and Adam hand to reposition Lucifer up higher on his chest for more access.
His dick strained as his ass swallowed most of Adam's hand, it would need too. Adam was a large man with a large dick. His ass felt loose, but Lucifer worried he might still be too tight for Adam.
Adam lifted his hip so he was out of the water and ordered Lucifer to use his magic to coat that monster cock in lube.
Lucifer watched in the mirror as first the tip stretched him, then had to throw back his head and watch the mirror on the roof as he gasped and dug his fingers into his own thighs to help keep his shaking legs spread.
Inch by inch he saw himself being filled. Adam working hard to hold them both up, and fuck Lucifer's little pink hole.
At last he was as fully seat as he could be. Lucifer lifted his head to the wall mirror and saw how he was wrapped tight around Adam's dick, lube dripped down that cock filling his guts as Adam moaned.
"Baby, you're so tight. Might cum just like this." Adam settled them back down with a groan. "Ride me, Lu."
Adam helped him sit up and placing his hands on Adam's legs, Lucifer raised himself up and slammed himself back down.
The room filled with the noise of everything going on. Water sloshing, the squeak of Adam's feet on the mirror bracing himself, the sound of Lucifer's ass swallowing cock.
Hands went back to groping his chest and Lucifer cried out without meaning to. It felt so good. The dick inside him, the fingers playing with his chest. He wanted more. Lucifer wanted to feel Adam cum inside him. He wanted to leak his boyfriend's cum.
Lucifer didn't need to stroke himself. Adam didn't rest for long, soon he surged up, driving his dick so far into Lucifer that he nearly came.
He found himself pressed to the mirror. Hands and face against it, as Adam held him up. One hand continued to play with his chest and the other held his waist as Adam rolled his hips and fucked Lucifer.
"I'm going to cum," Lucifer whined.
"Good." Adam grinned at him in the mirror.
It only took a few more deep and quick thrusts and Lucifer came untouched. His dick spurting come onto the mirror.
Adam picked up the pace, leaned harder against Lucifer and the mirror until letting out a moan and slamming his cock as deep as it could go into Lucifer's warm ass.
They settled back into the water, soft cock still inside Lucifer and cuddled.
Lucifer rubbed his head against Adam's chest. "That was so good."
"Told yah." Adam boasted smugly, giving Lucifer a hug and scratching his chin on Lucifer's head.
"Let's do it again!"
Adam paused and laughed, "well, yeah. Now that I've claimed that ass, I can top ad much as you want."
"Let's go then. Fuck me into the mattress this time."
"Right now?" Adam's face in the mirror was surprised. "Lu baby, I just came. Give me some time."
"You'll have plenty of time." Lucifer unplugged the drain, returned the shower tub to normal and sat up to close the shower curtain. "Quick rinse off and off to bed. Come on, big daddy, you broke this ass, now you're going to pay for it."
At least once a day. That's how often he wanted Adam rearranging his insides for now. He'd top Adam again, Lucifer enjoyed that as well, but he needed to make up for lost time not taking dick.
shoutout to everyone in small fandoms who takes a character with one minute of screentime and decides to build an entire universe around them. to the oc creators, the rarepair shippers, the canon-divergence enthusiasts and the people who can’t stop asking “but what if?” and then proceed to spend 50k words answering their own question.
i genuinely think your joy is contagious. fandoms grow because people see someone having fun and think, “wait, i want to play too.” <3
I do love that when the Heated Rivalry’s show runner was asked about casting queer actors to play queer characters he ignored the bait and was just straight up like “You can’t ask that. That’s illegal.” lmao because yeah. It is. Weird how a lot of discourse on this subject acts like this is not a factor.
Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.
If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.
