cal

idk I write sometimes: calwrites She/her

[cal-york]

My shock when it cut to the refs and they suddenly had an armed guard

[cal-york]

Not her actively looking for soph so that she can whack her

[cal-york]

“Sonnett. God love her” took the words out of my mouth

[cal-york]

Right back Michelle Cooper??

[cal-york]

Take a shot every time they say “heaps goes down”

[cal-york]

Rewatching criminal minds and I find the pallbearers for Haley’s funeral wild. You’re telling me she divorced Hotch because of his job then she died because of his job so they picked pallbearers who are almost all connected to his job?? Like ok she knew Morgan and Rossi and probably Will but Anderson and KEVIN??? These are all Hotch’s people not her people. Poor girl did she not have anybody in her life

[melodious-oblivion]

One thing about Lindsey, she will try a bicycle kick. Another thing about Lindsey, it will not work.

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[3cosmicfrogs]

one must imagine sisyphus as a cabbage merchant

[terpsikeraunos]

“Lying Odysseus replied, ‘I will tell you the truth completely.’”

— Odyssey 24.303-4, trans. Emily Wilson

[aurora-sadprose]

this is what i picture when somebody says “the fbi agent looking at me through my camera”

[bedupolker]

its easy to be cynical about the future but on the bright side at least more people keep giant skeleton statues in their yards now moreso than ever before

[hotchnerbau]

“I asked chatgpt-” yeah well I asked special agent aaron hotchner and he said the unsub is a straight white male in his 30s

[ddeck]

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing

[threefates]

i have a severe case of wanting to escape society to go live in a gothic castle by the sea

[cal-york]

5 red cards by the second week there must be something in the air this season

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[exeuntstormtroopers]

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry