Callahan the Coolest

Callahan Cooley ☆ 22 ☆ Capricorn ☆ He/Him ☆ Drama/Theatre Major ☆ Environmental Studies minor ☆ Dramaturgy and Dance >> ☆ Seizing the day EVERY day 👌

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Heyy! So you have a crush on Sapnap. Two weirdos in a pod, ain't that adorable? Hope you get with him, xxx. He probably doesn't even like you back though, so stay desperate.

Heyy, so I don't have a crush on Sapnap. He's my friend and who he likes isn't your business so stay thirsty for tea, whore <3 <3 <3

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chad glass bottle

[palmer]

Gay people I summon thee

[catboybreeder]

Oh boy, I sure do love being gay! I just hope no one summons m-

[dickspooky]

You’re sucking my dick then you look up and I’m giving you analogue horror eyes

[dickspooky]

[thickness-protection-program]

[theonlyminx]

My purple's faded, what color should I dye it next? Don't fucking come at me abt my greasy hair. I know,

[calcalcool]

Red fade to pink

[xonikita]

You're dating Schlatt, aren't you? We've all seen your one might say scandalous pictures. You refused to tell anyone though, you don't trust you friends, eh?

I will hopefully only have to address this once, but the question to whether Schlatt and I are an item does hold an answer. An answer that is not twitter's business and most certainly not your business. I do trust my friends, and I think it's outrages for you to claim I do not. I would love to hear about your reasoning though, Anon.

I hope you find yourself soon and that you will then no longer feel the need to listen to whatever a gossip blog claims. Then too my messages will be open to you, I'd love to get to know you and maybe we can even be friends. I believe that everyone can develop into a better person <3

[calcalcool]

Get their asses Niki slay

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International champions this week. 😎

[calcalcool]

You're gonna kill it, no doubt in my mind!

[this-user-is-sus]

I love this person and I agree with their frustration 😂

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hey bloggy blog, I wanted to inform you about Callahan's little crush on Sapnap, how pathetic! the theatre kid with an emo? crazy pairing!

Oh ? Where’s this coming from ? Does Callie really have a crush on SappyNappy ? If so , you’re right — it’s one hell of a pairing . But something tells me . . .

Ah . Too soon .

Would love to see how you found out about this , though . Care to share ?

[calcalcool]

You get high with a dude one time to get his mind off something and suddenly you have a crush huh? 🙄

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❝ UPDATE ❞ /// We’ve all seen the rising chatter over a certain someone’s post . Don’t worry , you didn’t catch us slacking . I just needed to await the receival of a more . . . exposing tip . (Thank you , friend . You know who you are .)

Long story short — is this a freshly blooming couple ? Nikita Chryses and Joseph Schlatt . The cheerleading captain and ex-rugby star . Love sure is in the air this season , and I’m looking forward to seeing the results . Although knowing this school , they’re bound to be chaotic . 

Keep your notifications on , everyone . I have a feeling things are about to get heated . 

[calcalcool]

Cupid's Arrow

// A drabble dedicated to @f00lishgxmers //

Let's be honest, when Callahan saw Noah's name on the card he drew, he burst out laughing.

He could only imagine several people had wanted an excuse to kiss the athletic and attractive football player. Callahan continued snickering as he swaggered over to Noah Brown, phone and notecard in hand.

"Noahhh!" He called as he approached, teeth glowing in the dark and alien-themed glowing bracelets on his wrist that waved back and forth. "Hey man, I drew your name for Cupid's Arrow." He grinned and flashed the card at the other, turning to the nearest person and handing his phone to them. "Take a picture for me, will ya?" He laughed, at ease with the situation.

Callahan turned to Foolish once again. "Okay you're gonna have to work with me here, lean down or something unless you're wanting me to climb you like a tree." Once Foolish does so in typical oblivious Noah fashion, Callahan winks and quietly says; "I figured it might be weird to actually kiss, so just trust me and go for the thumbs. You'll see what I mean."

"You ready?" Callahan calls to the person holding his phone. "I really want that prize. No clue what it is, but." He shrugs, turning back to Foolish and cupping the others face in his hands, leaning in and making it look like the two kissed--however Callahan's thumbs were in the way.

Stage kiss with Foolish: Success.

"Fundy's a lucky guy." Callahan steps back, taking his phone and checking the picture, "see you around Noah!" And with that Callahan disappears back into the crowd to claim his prize.

[calcalcool]

what's your favorite musical ??? :D (also we should write a musical and have me as the main character >:) )

Yooo we totally should holy shit you're a genius

Oh shit you're making me pick ONE?? Dude. Dude. Can't. Impossible. Little Shop of Horrors, Sweeny Todd, Jekyll and Hyde... All the horror ones that have comedic elements dude.

WAIT. I TAKE IT BACK. ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. Fuck yes. But those other three and Heathers are right up there too.

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