CalderWhisperer

Ari. A little bit of everything with a healthy serving of Eleanor Calder, and a sprinkle of my favorite people.

[photoxury-blog]

[eleanorcaldit]

[eleanorcaldit]

[charlesoberonn]

Me, a laughing gas tester: this made me laugh way too hard! 😂 😂 😂

[bakedsausagepizza]

Me, a water filter tester: its so pure?? 

[nerdy-bumblebee]

Me, a scientist trying to travel at the speed of light: OMG I CAN’T 

[withered-rose-music]

Me, a crime scene investigator: 😂😂😂WHO DID THIS😂😂😂

[nickelwounds]

Me, discovering a new species: OwO what’s this?

[buddy-friend-pal-dude]

Me, a talent scout about to make some girl’s dreams come true: who is she?

[roachswallower]

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

[cams-archive]

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

[birdonahotdog]

i hope they’re both ok, physically and mentally, and that this gets cleared up quickly and that the correct ppl (i.e., those girls) get charged appropriately 💞

[babyvintagee]

Rebecca Romijn for ELLE Italia, 1997

[zuluandzephyr]

[thelovejournals]

you must want to spend the rest of your life with yourself first

Rupi Kaur, Milk and Honey  (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

[lukespattersun]

that is so distressing to watch like the louis/pap situation is fucked bc from what i can see all that happened was louis tripped but what was happening to ELEANOR is a whole other story. she was literally being physically attacked & the only person to do anything was louis like no fuckin offence but when he yelled asking for help my heart broke how tf did he get arrested for that & those fucks laying hands on eleanor didn’t ???

[redivide]

[luigilessa]

[eleanorcaldit]

matchy matchy

[itagnola-deactivated20181222]

do you have any kinks?

when people admit that I’m right

[s33-dlshbs]

I hope Eleanor presses assault charges on those girls

[lollipop-popsx]

Lou doesn’t have time for your bullshit @ The Sun!!!