the adventures of caleb emerson

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hey guys guess what

i missed you :3

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Caleb head canon: Caleb hates potato chips because they get stuck in his teeth, which he believes happens in the 7th circle of hell.

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Caleb head canon: his favorite flowers are burgundy snapdragons :)

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Caleb head canon: you'd best not even try kissing caleb por la mañana unless you've brushed your pearly whites. Maybe he'll let it slide though if you're super cute.

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Nikki, one of the girls I work with. She's a bitchin' lady.

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Caleb head canon: Caleb is afraid of cats.

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Caleb head canon: Caleb hates cleaning. Mallory has to force him to do spring cleaning every year by bribing him with pastries or art supplies. She probably ends up doing most of the work anyway

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Nicolle this is what Caleb sent you today :)

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Caleb head canon: Caleb and Mallory have Halloween parties every year and Caleb goes all out. Usually on very dorky things, like pun costumes. Mallory just dresses as an angel every year, much to Caleb's chagrin.

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Malloryyyyyy

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Caleb head canon: Caleb's first tattoo was getting Connor's initials on the inside of his arm when he was 17. He later added the turtle to go with it.

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Caleb head canon: when caleb is being overdramatic, Mallory calls him Judy Garland. Needless to say he does not appreciate this.

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Caleb head canon: everyone at the tattoo place thinks he and Mallory are dating for the longest time because she brings him coffee and lunch and kisses him on the cheek and he calls her darling and they go on dates and Cay makes her dresses and tattoos her boobs and theyre basically soulmates

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Caleb headcanon: one of Caleb’s biggest irrational fears is that snickerdoodles will accidentally walk in on something he shouldn’t. He’s actually had a nightmare about it and now locks his door when he has people over, despite the fact that he knows his bunny cannot open doors.

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Caleb headcanon: Caleb broke two of his ribs once while at a karaoke bar. Him and Mallory don’t talk about it, nor have they been to a karaoke bar since. Bit of a sore subject.