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Random Thoughts from my brain.

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Back for good?!

Just opened this blog after so many years. Will update kapag may time.

#soon

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Indeed... 💜💜💜 #NATIONALILOVEYOUDAY #vsco #vscocam

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20 Signs That You're A Certified ALDUB/KalyeSerye Fan

1. Kapag may lakad ang barkada, gusto mong mga 4 pm ang meet-up dahil manonood ka pa ng KalyeSerye (KS). 2. Kapag hindi mo napanood ng live ang KS, #TeamReplay ka sa YouTube. (because you never missed a KS episode) 3. Lahat ng tweets/posts mo ay ALDUB-related dahil isa ka sa milyon-milyong nagti-tweet ng official #ALDUB. 4. (related to #3) Napagawa ka ng Twitter para makiisa sa kilig at saya ng AldubNation. 5. Kapag nakaririnig ka ng busina, alam mong may darating at pinagdarasal mo na hindi kontrabida ang papasok. 6. Kapag naririnig mo ang Fantastic Baby, napapa-happy dance ka. 7. Krumping pa more kapag tumugtog na ang chorus ng Dessert. 8. Akyat ng hagdan pa more kapag tumugtog na ang Mambo No. 5. 9. Kapag may sumigaw ng "Regine!", mapapasigaw ka ng "Wooooooohh!!". 10. *insert Lola Nidora's voice here* Kapag may kausap ka, ganito ka na magsalitaaaaaaaaaaa. 11. *insert Babalu's voice here* Huwaw! Kapag galit ka na, ganito ka na, 'uy! 12. BABALA (asawa ni... Babalu): Lahat ng sinasabi mo, may asawa (asawa ni... ASAWO). 13. Kapag narinig mo na ang Thinking Out Loud (Dalinay, Dalinay) o God Gave Me You, kinikilig ka na. 14. Kapag nagpalitan na ng fan signs at Dubsmash ang ALDUB, kinikilig ka na. Mapa-maton ka man o pabebe, ALDUB's kilig pa more knows no gender nor boundaries. 15. Kabisado mo na ang lahat ng Dubsmash ni Yaya Dub... 16. ...At gumagawa ka na rin ng Dubsmash videos mo, hoping na ma-discover ka rin ng EB. 17. Galit na galit ka kapag nakakakita ka ng plywood, long table, o riding in tandem. 18. Parang ayaw mo na matapos ang KS pero inaabangan mo si Gasgas (Opo!) at minsan ginagaya mo rin siya magsalita (Opo!). 19. Pinagdarasal mo gabi-gabi na sana dumating na ang Alden/Maine ng buhay mo. #NaniniwalaNaAkoSaForever 20. Kahit alam mong "Aktingan lang 'to, 'uy!", pinapanalangin mong maging TNT (Totohanan Na 'To!) na sila Alden at Maine para everybody happy.

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RESPONSE TO “BAKIT LATE KA NA NAMAN?”

#MedyoWalkInCloset

“Sir. You know at the mall I met my friend name Shasha??”

#MedyoNeedy

GF: “Late ka na naman.”

BF: "Hindi ah. Tinitingnan ko lang kung namimiss mo talaga ‘ko.”

#MedyoNapolesBitch

“Bakit late ka na naman?

“I invoke my rights against self-incrimination.”

#MedyoOPM

“Bakit ngayon ka lang??”

“…Dumating sa buhay ko… Pilit binubuksan ang sarado ko ng puso.”

#MedyoLoveIsTheGreatestGiftOfAll

GF: “At bakit late ka na naman?”

BF: “Ang mahalaga, mahal kita, mahal mo ko. Ligtas akong nakarating dito.”

#MedyoTatloYungBrainCells

“Late ka na naman!”

“Sorry po. Ninakaw po kasi yung tabo namin kaya kinamay ko na lang po yung tubig. Ang hirap po pala. Sorry Mam!”

#MedyoBalahura

“At bakit late ka na naman?”

“Because I can.”

#MedyoConcertDiva

GF: Late ka na naman!

BF: “Babe, sunod-sunod  kasi yung Ariana Grande songs habang naliligo ako eh.”

#MedyoHindiMakakagraduate

Teacher: At bakit late ka na naman?

Student: Bakit ma'am kapag nalalate ba kayo tinatanong ko din??

#MedyoMatanglawin

You’re late again!

“Sir. As much as I want to wake up early, my sleep is regulated by circadian biological clock and not by wake homeostasis.

#MedyoRetarded

“Bakit late ka na naman?”

“Oo nga! Bakit late na naman ako? Araw-araw na lang late ako! Ano bang pinagagagawa ko kagabi? Lalabas na ako sa silid aralang ito ngayon din!”

#MedyoTagaibangPlaneta

“At bakit late ka na naman?”

“Hindi ako late. Sabay-sabay lang talaga lahat ng orasan niyo.”

#MedyoTheLoveAffair

“Pare. Late ka na naman. Tsk”

“Sorry. Ayaw kasi ako patulugin ng jowa mo.”

#MedyoJohnLloyd

GF: “Bakit late ka na naman?”

BF: “Kalma. na-late lang ako. Hindi ako mawawala sa buhay mo.” 

#MedyoPaDeep

“At bakit late ka na naman?”

“Minsan akala natin late na yung isang bagay. Yun pala yun talaga ang tamang timing.”

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You give and take away.

I had a dream, so many nights ago. It's a dream where I travelled to SG (?) with my family. It's really weird because we took a plane like we're riding a roller coaster. (I don't know the actual experience since I haven't try riding one.) But what strikes me the most is that when we're at the airport, we realized that we left all our things and weren't able to bring even a single bag. We even tried to look for our things, just in case, and failed to find even one bag. Then, we just give up looking. And then, I woke up. It's really hard to digest and think why I had that dream. But after a minute or two, an idea entered my mind. "Once we die, we can't bring any of our earthly possessions to afterlife. He alone can give and take away." I know, too deep. Even I can't digest that I am able to relate my simple but weird dream to afterlife stuff. And after realizing that, I prayed to God. Thanking Him for reminding me that He is all that I need. That He is more (way more) important than all of the things around us. Yes, we need those things. But let us be reminded that He will always supply. Let me quote Job 1:21b: "The LORD gave and the LORD has taken away; may the name of the LORD be praised." In the times like this, where money is more important than anything else, let us not forget that God is always there who loves us. Let's continue to put our trust and faith in Him as we walk through our daily lives. Let our obedience to Him be a simple offering, for He gave us His greatest gift, His only son, our savior Jesus Christ. How wonderful it is to think that in everything that we do, we do it for His glory and His kingdom. May this post remind us that God gives, but He also takes away. But nevertheless, His name shall be praised forever and ever.

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SERYOSONG TIPS SA PAG-AAPLY NG TRABAHO

Bago mag-apply, alamin muna kung anong klaseng trabaho ang papasukin. Di mo alam ipagbebenta na pala kidney  mo.

Ayusin ang paggawa ng resume dahil diyan ka nila unang ijujudge. Siguraduhing hindi naka-duckface ang ID picture at hindi ComicSans ang fontstyle mo. Kalimutan muna ang pagiging jejemon.

Wag mo ng ilagay sa personal attainment mo na isa kang dubsmash sensation. Wala silang pake sa mga pabebe-videos mo.

Kahit nagsubmit ka na sa email, mas maganda kung may dala ka pa ring extra documents at resume in case na tawagan ka for interview. Kakailanganin mo yan para kapag hindi ka natanggap, pede mo yung itampal sa pagmumukha nila.

Magsaliksik sa background ng kompanya na pag-aaplyan. Diyan ka naman magaling di ba, ang man-stalk?

Wag mo ng pag-aksayahan ng panahon yung mga nagmemessage ng “Gusto mo bang yumaman?” Pakshet. Lahat ng tao gustong yumaman! Hindi na dapat tinatanong yan!  Kaya ka nga nagtatrabaho eh!!

Don’t go barkadahan sa pag-aaply ng trabaho. You’ll end up hurting pag natanggap silang lahat tapos ikaw lang ang hindi. Tapos magseself-pity ka na namang kuyumad ka.

Gumawa ng personal account sa jobstreet, jobsdb, at workabroad para madaling mahanap ng employer yung resume mo. Hindi kasama jan ang grindr at planetromeo, kingina ka. Saka ka na lang lumandi ‘pag nagkatrabaho ka na.

Maging disente sa pananamit kapag mag-aaply ng trabaho. Utang na loob, never naging corporate attire ang puki shorts mo.

Wag masyadong umasa hangga’t hindi ka pa pinapapirma ng kontrata. Kaya ka nasasaktan eh. Hindi ka pa ba natututo?

Don’t rely on “Kung sino yung unang tumawag na employer yun ang tatanggapin ko.” Stick to your plans and goals. Minsan sa sobrang desperado nating magkatrabaho, nawawala tayo sa main goal natin. Tapos sa huli rereklareklamo ka na pangit yung kompanyang pinasukan mo.

Wag madepress kapag narereject ka palagi. Kung talagang para sa’yo yung isang bagay, ibibigay sa’yo.

Kung sakaling di ka motivated, try mo munang tumambay ng matagal para maranasan mo yung pakiramdam ng walang pera, mabored, maging walang silbi, palamunin at salot ng lipunan. Para kapag nag-apply ka ng trabaho, damang-dama mo, sagad.

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Paalala bago sumapit ang February the 14th: Pinapayuhan ang bawat indibidwal na mahilig pumoreber na manatili na lang sa loob ng bahay at magkandado ng pinto kung ayaw mangyari ang mga sumusunod. Para na rin ito sa kaligtasan ng malalandi niyong puso.

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Tinext ka ng crush mo, niyayaya kang...

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Hahaha!

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these are actually nice you fucking nerd

1. selfie

2. what would you name your future kids?

3. do you miss anyone?

4. what are you looking forward to?

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

7. what was your life like last year?

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

9. who did you last see in person?

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

11. are you listening to music right now?

12. what is something you want right now?

13. how do you feel right now?

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

15. personality description

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't?

17. opinion on insecurities.

18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?

19. have you ever been to New York?

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

21. age and birthday?

22. description of crush.

23. fear(s)

24. height

25. role model

26. idol(s)

27. things i hate

28. i'll love you if...

29. favourite film(s)

30. favourite tv show(s)

31. 3 random facts

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?

33. something you want to learn

34. most embarrassing moment

35. favourite subject

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

37. favourite actor/actress

38. favourite comedian(s)

39. favourite sport(s)

40. favourite memory

41. relationship status

42. favourite book(s)

43. favourite song ever

44. age you get mistaken for

45. how you found out about your idol

46. what my last text message says

47. turn ons

48. turn offs

49. where i want to be right now

50. favourite picture of your idol

51. starsign

52. something i'm talented at

53. 5 things that make me happy

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

55. tumblr friends

56. favourite food(s)

57. favourite animal(s)

58. description of my best friend

59. why i joined tumblr

60. ask me anything you want

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Step 1. Ihanda ang mga sangkap at rekadong gagamitin. Alangan namang manok na minassacre lang di ba? Ihanda ang bawang, sibuyas, toyo, suka, brown sugar, at paminta. Masarap daw kapag may kasamang pagmamahal. Eh di try mong maghanap sa palengke ng sinasabi mong pagmamahal. Pakyawin mo para...

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"... for He Himself has said, 'I WILL NEVER DESERT YOU, NOR WILL I EVER FORSAKE YOU, ...'" (Hebrews 13:5, NASB) God is true to His promise. He never leaves my side as I journey through the year 2014. I can say, this is an awesome year. Despite all we've been through, and the challenges we are facing to this day, God never leaves us and continues to show us His love. I know that we will overcome these challenges because I know that we have a BIGGER GOD who loves us. And He will still provide and continue to shower us His love and blessings this 2015. And as we move forward to 2015, may we let Jesus be the CENTER of our lives. Happy New Year everyone! :)) #TwentyFIFTEEN #HappyNewYear #GodIsGood #AllTheTime #BawalAngSad #DapatHappy

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A prosperous 2015. #1111 is #TwentitriEleben #wish

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Blessed CHRISTMAS everyone! — photo from iPad. Bakit ang pogi ko sa iPad? Hahaha. #flashbackfriday #november19pic

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C.R. NA MAY JERBAKS. Para hindi ka na mapamura kapag bigla mong binuksan yung cubicle na may hukbong sandatahan ng taeng daig ka pa kung makapagpasarap sa buhay kung makapagfloat.

'HOPELESS PLACE' NI RIHANNA. Para hindi ka na mahirapan pang maghanap ng tunay na pag-ibig. Para alam...

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Enjoy na enjoy ako kapag kumakain ako ng PicA. Yung malaking chichirya na parang ang lakas makapagkaing baboy with dignity dahil halo-halo yung Nova, Piatos, at Tostillas. Feeling ko tinamad lang silang paghihiwa-hiwalayin yung mga chichirya kaya nagkaganun. O baka naman yun yung mga nagpatak na...

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Thank you Scholastic! #Mockingjay #HungerGames

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"Minsan talaga may mga bagay na binibigyan ng malisya kahit wala naman." Backstory: Nag-quote ako ng isang tweet and dinagdagan ko lang. Tapos after ilang days, ito ang makikita. Ang hilig makisawsaw. Haha. Actually, hindi naman big deal sa'kin ito. Wala lang gusto ko lang i-post para ituro sa inyo ang isang aral. (See caption above) Backstory ng quote: Gusto rin kaya namin ng back hug. Sweet kaya, lalo na kapag mas matangkad kami sa babae. Haha. #PushKoTo Message sa kanya: Salamat sa concern. #MuteKaSakin #ButiNgaHindiBlock

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That moment nung tinext mo siya ng pagkahaba-habang message na halos mapudpod na yung daliri mo kakatype at halos maghintay ka ng poreber kahihintay sa txt niya tapos ang reply lang niya, “K”. Short for “killer conversation”. Lakas lang maka “whatever” ng dating. Konting appreciation man lang sana...