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24/7 Diaper Discipline - Lite edition

We speak with lots of couples or ABDL partners who want to go 24/7 but practically it’s hard and instead they find themselves bouncing around different rules, periods of wearing with lows of feelings of shame and highs where they worry it’s an addiction.

We’re advocates for 24/7 as it normalizes wearing to prevent these highs and lows but I do understand this isn’t always possible. Also trying and failing at 24/7 multiple times isn’t good either.

When 24/7 lite is perfect:

- Your partner currently wears diapers around 50% of the time

- There are times were they currently can’t or don’t feel comfortable wearing diapers (work, friends, family, etc)

- They experience lows where the desire to wear goes away or they feel shame

- You are supportive of them wearing & using diapers more

So what is 24/7 lite:

Your partner will be diapered most of the time and you will normalize it in your relationship. Your involvement can vary but it can’t be none. There will be agreed times they don’t have to wear and flexibility for 1 cheat day a week where they’re not diapered.

Recommended rules:

- Your partners default underwear is now a diaper

- When in diapers, they are your partners toilet, no exceptions

- Allowed exceptions to wear underwear:

- working in an office or with colleagues

- spending time with friends or family

- taking part in sport

- For clarity, these aren’t exceptions:

- Being in public, going to the store, out for dinner

- Travelling by car, train, bus or plane

- Vacations

- Overnight (even if staying with friends / family and you have your own bedroom)

- Cheat Days:

- 1 cheat day is allowed per week

- It resets on Monday each week and doesn’t carry over if unused

- Either partner can invoke the cheat day, this should happen in the morning before they’re diapered for the day.

- A cheat day lasts until the next morning

- Your involvement:

- Changing them into a fresh diaper every morning

- Changing their wet evening diaper into their thick nighttime diaper

- Checking they are diapered when they should be

- Their diapers:

- At home and overnight = thick medical or ABDL diapers

- Traveling and vacations = thiner medical diapers allowed but recommend megamax level of protection where possible

- You can substitute their underwear during exceptions for pull ups, training pants or childish underwear if you wish

Are you ready for this?

24/7 Lite is still a big lifestyle change so you need to ask yourself if you’re ready to help your partner do this and:

- Accept your partner as being primarily a diaper wearer

- Be comfortable with the idea that they’ll be peeing and pooping in their diapers including times when you’re together

- Be willing to provide encouragement to keep them wearing and using their diapers

- You’re happy to deal with the extra work of bringing diaper and changing supplies with you on day trips and vacations

- Ready to make changes to your home life to normalize their diaper wearing

Other changes you should make:

- Have a diaper bag packed and ready at all times, this can be a backpack and include at least 2 diapers, wipes, powder, a changing mat / disposal mat, diaper disposal bags and a change of clothes in case of leaks.


- Stock up on diapers, you should have at least a month of diapers available so around 100


- Setup a dedicated diaper changing area. Ideally this should include an adult changing table, all the supplies you need and a diaper pail.


- Don’t hide their diaper wearing in the house (unless you have guests coming). Their diapers should be visible in the changing area and you should encourage exposed diapers or clothing which doesn’t hide them around the house.

Getting Started

- This change shouldn’t be thought of as being for a few weeks but a long term and potentially permanent decision

- I’d recommend throwing away their underwear so only a few remain for exception times and have a way to secure these to prevent the temptation to cheat (lockbox / safe).

- Set up the changing area, I do feel this is an important step in accepting this as being a reality.

- Make sure you have at least a 1 month diaper supply (120+ diapers)

- Review and agree the rules together and decide a starting date.

- Optionally, start them on Devrom a few days before to reduce the smell of BM’s and lower their embarrassment when getting used to messing their diaper regularly. It may also help you to normalize them being messy around you without accidentally giving a negative reaction.

- When the day comes you should take the lead and diaper them and remind them of the new rules.

- In the first few weeks give as much positive reassurance as possible, telling them they’re good for wearing their diapers, when they wet them, when they’re messy, etc.

When is the time is right to switch to true 24/7

24/7 Lite might be the perfect balance for you but it’s not unlikely that the time might come to switch to true 24/7.

I’d recommend having at least a few months of 24/7 Lite working well before changing things but if you’re now used to seeing them diapered while dry, wet and messy, and diapers changes, wearing in public all feel routine it could be the right moment to increase things.

To do this you can decide to first remove cheat days meaning at home and when together they’ll always be diapered. Then switch to pull ups for exceptions and throw away all their underwear. Finally transition them to thinner diapers around colleagues, friends and family.

Who thinks this would be good for them or their partner?

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Mastering the Messy Diaper

Even a lot of partners who are involved in their partners diaper wearing or diaper discipline have a block when it comes to messy diapers.

I wanted to write this article to give some encouragement to get involved in this aspect. But before we start please remember this is just poop!You poo, they poo, everyone poops, it’s nothing that crazy. Yes it can smell a bit, yes it’s a bit yucky at first but honestly it’s a bigger issue in your head than it is in real life.

Partners in diaper discipline should be using their diaper for everything just like a baby would, and pooping in your diaper or being made to do it is one of the most infantile and submissive things your partner will do.

A partner taking their diaper off to use the toilet risks damaging the diaper and allows a lot of room for cheating.

So, as this is such an important part of diaper discipline you shouldn’t be shying away from being involved. There are three areas you need to get involved in:

Making them used their diaper

Your partner should be clear that you expect them to use their diaper for poops and that you’ll force this to be the case.

Unless there is an extremely good reason, when in diapers the toilet should be out of bounds. Good reasons might be being around friends or family. Being in public or on vacation is not a good reason.

You should take measures to force this especially in the early days. Locking clothing or diaper covers are a good way to prevent the option of taking it off. But the best way is to use laxatives or suppositories to force them to mess their diaper.

There is an important difference here which is you’ll be giving them something with the intention of making them mess themselves rather than it being a byproduct of wearing. This can be helpful in making them feel accepted and that you truly expect them to use their diaper for everything.

Suppositories are my favorite as they are very predictable and don’t create a wet mess which can make the clean up tricky. These can be inserted as part of a diaper check or change easily.

If checking their diaper, get them to bend over with the diaper exposed, you should be able to pull down the back and quickly insert it using a finger or applicator.

I’d recommend using one once or twice a week but be careful being more frequent to avoid laxative dependency.

Threaten the use of laxatives or suppositories if you notice they haven’t had a messy diaper for over 24 hours. A simple comment like “I expect a messy diaper soon or I might have to help things along” can go a long way.

Also start getting them used to messing / being messy in public. The balance here is you don’t want to disturb others by this so semi public messes or timing it to minimize the time messy in public is best.

A good starting point is to use a suppository and then take them on a 1-2 hour walk/hike or even just sit in a park. Being outside and not too close to people makes this safe and non-disruptive.

Road trips are also a great time, I love forcing my baby to mess his diaper, have to sit in it for a few hours and then have to wait while we check in to a hotel before he gets changed.

On vacations we use Devrom to reduce the smell which is really fun as then he can spend longer messy in more public situations and I don’t need to rush to change him.

Them being in a messy diaper should be a daily occurrence and no less surprising than them being wet.

Checking and acknowledging messy diapers

Your partner will likely be very embarrassed to be in a messy diaper. Your job isn’t to prevent this embarrassment but show them that you expect this and prevent them from hiding it from you.

One option I like is to give them a suppository but then not allow them to leave the room. For example check their diaper, insert a suppository and then make them lay down on the floor to watch a tv show with you. A some point during them show they’ll fill their diaper but just keep watching and if they do mention anything just day you’ll check them after.

If the smell bothers you, add plastic pants at changes when messing is going to be forced and some scented candles work wonders. Devrom can be used in different quantities to reduce the smell a bit to almost completely depending on the dosage.

If you detect a messy diaper and it wasn’t done in your presence then make sure to mention it! It shouldn’t be in a disgusted way but teasing them a little is fine.

Now even if you 100% know they’re messy, don’t skip the diaper check. This will be extremely embarrassing for them and it’s a key part of diaper discipline. Ask them to come over to you and get them to expose the diaper to you. If wearing jeans this might pulling them down, onesies might require some unbuttoning or you may just need to lift a skirt.

Now physically check that they are messy. I’d recommend gabbing their bum or carrying out a few smacks. Your goal here is to press the mess into them so they can’t avoid the feeling. You can also pull back the waistband to look into their diaper if you wish.

Praise is now important, tell them well done for using their diaper as they are supposed to or your glad they’re getting used to messing their diaper. It’s important they know your not disgusted by them.

Next decide if now is the right time to change them. Messy diapers should not equal an immediate change, if suppositories or laxatives have been used you should wait 30-60 minutes after the first mess as there will likely be some additional waves. With barrier cream being used I find up to 2 hours in a messy diaper is fine.

Also please prevent them from avoiding having to sit or lay down while messy. It can be tempting for them to stay standing or similar to prevent the mess spreading but they should carry on as normal until YOU decide it’s time for them to get changed.

Making them sit down to eat lunch/dinner or sit on your knee are good ways to get them (and you) used to the idea that they have to go about their lives as normal even when messy.

In public situations not shy away from acknowledging it but use more discrete language, “that smells like it might be more than a fart darling”, “let’s maybe look for somewhere to get you changed” and giving their bum a squeeze or pat is a good way to show you know they’ve used their diaper.

In public I also normally prefer to wait until we’re home or back at the hotel even if this means they’re messy longer than normal. So some spray deodorant can keep the smell down.

Changing a messy diaper

You might be tempted to avoid getting involved here and just let them deal with it. They’ll be embarrassed so will also likely prefer to quietly go away and clean up.

Please try instead get involved with their change, it’s not as bad as you imagine and can be an incredibly bonding experience. If this is a hard limit for you then let them clean up but you should be the one who puts them into their fresh diaper.

Willing to give messy changes a go, good on you and you won’t regret it!!

First being prepared makes it much easier. Ideally you should have a dedicated changing area setup but if not, lay out the required elements as below:

1. On top of the plastic changing mat or similar place a disposable pad. You can use bedwetting pads or seat protector pads for this. This will catch anything which escapes the diaper and can be thrown away at the end to simplify clean up.

2. Have a pack of ADULT sized wipes open with a few out of the pack ready. Adult sized ones make this so much easier than baby wipes.

3. Optionally, put on some disposable gloves, these can be helpful at first when you’re still new at messy changes.

4. Have baby powder and barrier cream nearby as well as a diaper disposal bag.

5. Have a new diaper unfolded, fluffed and ready.

All of the above ideally should be always setup and ready to reduce changing times.

Now ask your partner to lay on the changing table / mat. Help them to remove any clothes covering the diaper. Now comes the change:

1. Un tape the diaper and pull the front down exposing their groin. Is their poop in this area? If yes, use the front of the diaper to scrape away as much as possible and then use a wipe to get 95% of it off.

2. Next get them to expose their bum to you, they can do this by placing their feet flat to lift it up or by grabbing their legs. If your partner is small you might also be able to do this yourself with one arm.

3. Use a few wipes to quickly get the majority of poop off them and place the wipes into the diaper.

4. Quickly remove the diaper and roll up and tape closed. This will reduce the smell.

5. Use some more wipes to now get them 100% clean. Remove the disposable pad and slip the new diaper under them.

6. You can now take a minute to dispose of the pad and used diaper in a pail or bag.

7. Carry out a normal diaper change making sure to apply barrier or rash prevention cream.

Well done, you’ve changed a messy diaper and it wasn’t too bad. With some practice this will become quick & easy.

Your partner by the way will LOVE you caring for them in this way but will also be extremely embarrassed by it. This is the perfect mix for diaper discipline 👌

TLDR:

Messy diapers are a critical part of Diaper Discipline

You should expect them to be in a messy diaper daily

Acknowledge and praise them for using their diapers fully

Expect and ideally force them to mess at home AND in public AND on vacation

Always check them before they change

Try getting involved in messy diaper changes if you can

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Diaper discipline for your partner when you’re not ready for 24/7

Many couples I speak to the diapered partner has a desire to be forced to wear 24/7 but either this isn’t practical in their lives or their partner isn’t ready to get that involved yet.

So I wanted to put together a short guide on how you can implement diaper discipline and forced regression in a ad hoc and none full time way.

With 24/7 diaper wearing the discipline & domination parts come significantly by you removing their toilet privileges in a near total way which results in it being the discipline they need. If you’re instead only going to make them wear on an ad-hoc basis then you need to make some changes.

First although they’re going to be wearing a lot less you need to be more involved when they are wearing. Secondly it has to be unpredictable for them. And finally it should be more intense than 24/7 wearing to make up for the reduced regularity of it.

I did this to my partner before we decided 24/7 was the right path so here as some tips to get you started.

Look for opportunities to make them wear diapers where it will be more embarrassing while still protecting their privacy

- Going on a day trip? Surprise them by diapering them in the morning and packing a diaper bag for them to carry.

- Long drive? Thick diapers are required.

- Staying with friends or family? Diaper them up for bed!

Force them to use their diapers

- Once or twice a week force them to mess their diapers with the help of suppositories, enemas or laxatives.

- Use locking clothes or diaper covers to prevent them from removing their diaper so they have to use it.

- Lock the door to the toilet in your home

- Don’t give them permission to use the toilet in public

- Make them lose control in a semi-public way. You don’t want to expose others to smelly diapers but giving them a suppository and sending them to get groceries or go out for a walk is a favorite of mine. Or hand a suppository for them to insert at the end of a meal out or when on a drive and still an hour or two away from home.

Take control of their first diapering, checks & changes

- Surprise them by walking into the room, with diaper supplies in hand, and diapering them there and then.

- Tell them that they can’t ask for checks or changes and do these yourself

- Check them in a physical way, making them drop their pants or lift skirt

Vary the amount of time they’re diapered

- Sometime it might just be overnight

- Other times enforce 24/7 diapers for up-to a week

- Don’t tell how long each session will last

Throw in extended 24/7 periods

- Going on a 1 or 2 week vacation? Surprise them by diapering them and telling them that you’ve packed no underwear for them.

- Got a quiet month at home? Tell them you’re going to test them being diapered full time for a bit

Make it more embarrassing

- Tease them when they’re diapered

- Threaten then with being made to wear 24/7

- Force them to use their diaper in front of you

- Make them have their diaper exposed in the house or enforce abdl clothing only

- Don’t change them until they leak and then switch to thicker diapers

- Use more babyish diapers or make a male partner wear girly diapers more

Combine diapers with other humiliation elements:

- Male partner? Dress them as a girl when diapered

- Use bondage alongside their diapers; restrain overnight in a spare bedroom, use a straightjacket & suppositories to make them feel helpless, shackle their ankles to their desk in an exposed diaper while working from home, use locking onesies and covers regularly

- Chastity! Lock them up while diapered and experiment with pegging

- Butt plugs? Going out but don’t want them to mess? Plug them up.

- Role play. Nurse & patient or teacher & school boy/girl work great with diapers

- Pull ups or abdl underwear when not diapered

Use forced regression alongside diapers as much as possible

- When at home and in diapers they should not be dressed as an adult. Onesies, shortalls, exposed diapers, baby dresses, etc…

- Use pacifiers and bottles regularly

- Make them wear a bib while eating. Or step things up and feed them yourself

- Tell them they’re a baby, only babies wear diapers, etc

- Turn a spare bedroom into a nursery simply by replacing the sheets, adding some plushies and keeping a few piles of diapers and supplies visible.

How much and when?

With all of these ideas to try the question comes up of how often should they be diapered and how do I decide when that should be (especially if not a natural mommy/daddy).

As a minimum I’d recommend they’re diapered 25% - 50% of each month. In terms of deciding when you should make them wear, I used to do this at the start of each month and week.

At the start of the month I’d look at our plans for the coming month and see if there were any big events to add diapers to. These for example might be a vacation where they could be diapered 24/7, a weekend away, day trips, etc.

Then each week I’d decide how to get 2-3 days of diaper wearing in. Normally this would involve at least a full day at the weekend as well as some nights and maybe a day when he was working from home. Try pick a mixture of at home and in public diaper wearing time.

For forced messing I’d think when would be best for this. A weekend day at home works well especially when using laxatives where the effects can last a while. Suppositories are easier to plan around and can be inserted as part of a diaper check.

For the rest feel free to plan in as much or little detail as you like but keep it a secret from them. I started with very detailed plans which became less detailed as a gained confidence in the mommy dom role.

A tip from me is I setup a separate calendar on my phone to keep track of when he should be diapered and used a simple code to keep it discrete, naming the calendar “chores”:

- cook = they’re diapered

- garbage = forced messing

- clean = diaper change

- break = diaper check

- Etc…

The beauty of this is I could have notification reminders on for all of these and it doesn’t give anything away even if somebody sees it. In the early days, these reminders for me to check and change him were very helpful.

Finally, remember when doing this that you want it to be embarrassing & inconvenient for them some of the time. With diaper discipline and forced regression it won’t work if it’s always fun for them so plan accordingly.

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*Mood*

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Shhh angel. Good little girls are seen, not heard.

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And I thought I could go an hour without a diaper.

😳😳😳

[diaperedmostnights]

oh, this would SOOOOO be me by now.

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After her spanking...

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Gangsta baby 😈

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« it’s clearly not visible daddy ! can i go play in the garden now ?? » 😤

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fresh diaper and early bedtime 🫶🏻

[sunnywittledays]

I asked if he would diaper me before bed last night and still feel a little shy about it this morning💕

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something’s a lil stinky in here 🥺

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Getting changed by daddy

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How to Untrain your Girlfriend Back to Diapers - A Realistic Guide

She secretly told you she wants to be treated like a baby, and wear diapers. Too late! No takebacks. Looks like we have to train you to be a helpless, accident-prone baby who's dependent on Daddy now. This is what you wanted, isn't it?

So many "unpotty training guides" online are pure fantasy. I want to offer a different perspective that focuses on realism, from my experience.

- The goal is less control: Can adults really, really ever lose all of their bladder control, after they've been potty trained? Does it even matter? Let's skip the debate over whether you can actually, fully, 100% untrain anyone. We're just trying to get your girlfriend to get worse at getting to the potty on time, have a harder time holding it, leak more in the day, wet the bed at night. Just like when she was a little girl. And that, my friends, is 100% possible for any girl.

As adults, we usually are trained to have rock solid bladder control. But as hard-earned as that control is, once it starts slipping, it generally keeps going in that direction. You just need to slowly, slowly erode her control, until wearing her protection seems like a more and more sensible option.

- The Tipping Point: Here's the secret of diapering someone. You don't need to get them to fully, completely be helplessly wetting themselves all the time. You just need her to start having enough accidents, enough leaks, enough rushes to the potty, that pull-ups and diapers start to make more sense.

Once she wears pull-ups, she'll just start subconsciously relying on them a teeny, tiny bit more. Why? Conditioning. If she wets them, even a few times, she'll realize that she's a little more safe, it was no big deal, it helped her not have to rush to the potty. The scales are slowly, slowly tipping. Will she rush to the potty as fast next time? Not if she knows, subconsciously, that she's protected. That means more accidents, more wet pull-ups, more leaks, and bam: more reasons to put her back in diapers.

- The Spiral: It goes like this: your girlfriend starts wetting the bed occasionally. So, you put her in pull-ups, to keep the bed dry. Then, almost like magic, over the next few months, her bedwetting becomes more and more frequent, until she's wet practically every night. Her pull-ups are soaked whenever she wakes up, and she's not getting out of them any time soon.

What happened? The Spiral. The pull-ups helped her subconsciously relax at night, not having to worry whether she would wet her bed or not. They also keep her from getting up to use the bathroom at night, since she's cozy and secure from accidents anyway. So, she subconsciously starts letting go, and her bedwetting gets more frequent. Soon, you have a total baby on your hands!

This is the First Law of Diapering: the longer you're put in diapers by someone, the more likely you are to regress to needing them. Just the dynamics of diapers themselves make it likely you start to rely on them. It can take months, or years, or longer... but it happens!

This is especially true for tape-on diapers. Now, she can't take them off as easily. If she's in them at night, she's going to use them, whether she wets in her sleep or while awake, so she's always waking up wet. In the daytime, because they hold multiple accidents, she slowly becomes less and less aware of how many accidents she's having. Because she's always at least a little leaky and wet down there, she subconsciously relaxes, and she feels like she has to pee more often. When she's in public, she'll be a little embarrassed and won't want to draw attention to them, so she's less likely to want to take them off in the public restrooms and use the toilet. It's easier if she just uses her diapers and hope nobody notices that she's peeing. What's more, by putting her back in diapers, the unspoken understanding is that she's not expected to make it to the potty anymore. That would do a number on any babygirl's control...

- Excuses to diaper her: Once her bladder control is in question, there can be a lot of opportunities to put her in diapers. Long car rides, shows, vacations (with infrequent access to bathrooms), etc. Get creative! Maybe it gets harder and harder for her to make it on a trip without using the bathroom. So, you suggest she be diapered for a particularly long car ride. Sure, it's embarrassing for her, but she makes it through the trip, and she doesn't have to worry about stopping anymore. Isn't that great? Now, it's just a few more times before it becomes normalized. A few more trips like that, and she'll start asking for diapers herself. She can't go on any trip in the car without at least some protection, of course. As her bladder conditions itself to get more active in the car, she'll feel anxious if she's *not* diapered on car rides. Mission accomplished! She's getting closer and closer to conditioning herself to wear diapers.

- Bedwetters are just different: Babygirls who wet the bed, or used to wet the bed when they were younger, are much easier to regress. That's the the Second Law of Diapering: bedwetters usually regress in their potty training faster. I don't know why! It's just true. Something about your night-time control being worse has some effect on your daytime control. Maybe it's all the memories of soaked sheets and embarrassing mornings. Whatever it is, it's a fact.

Once she wets the bed for the first time, you're suddenly a *lot* closer. Now, it's sensible to put the bedwetter back in pull-ups, right? Of course. The beginning of the spiral.

- Diapers are a relief: At some point, your girlfriend is going to be having enough accidents that the pull-ups start to get... questionable. When was the last time she kept one dry, anyway? Maybe she had an embarrassing leak while out in public, and they're just not cutting it.

This is where diapers seem more and more attractive. They promise to hold all her accidents. She's less likely to be stressed that she'll leak. She is going to need your help changing them, but at least she doesn't have to be responsible anymore. What a relief!

You can usually tell she's at this point when you detect a change in mood in her, after she's diapered after a long day of leaks. She's just more relaxed now, when she's protected. She's more confident, bubbly, talkative, and oh so cute. Other than an embarrassing diaper change or two on her bed, what's not to love about her new, more babyish life?

Now, the rest is just sensible. Obviously, she's to be diapered around the house and in public from now on, with maybe a few exceptions for pull-ups around family, or while exercising, or with certain clothing choices. She's diapered every night, too. It's a Christmas miracle! The rest takes care of itself.

I hope this guide leads to more leaks, more embarrassing mornings, more questionable control, more "having the talk" about putting her in diapers again, and more helpless, dependent little babygirls.

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I have a huge soft spot for girls who still wet the bed.

They are the cuuuuutest.

So adorable, huh?

They can be so adult, so confident and mature in the daytime– I love that–

Independent, super sharp, creative, big girl job, grownup friends–

but every evening, without fail, it starts getting closer to her bedtime, and a little voice in her head tells her: she should probably hold off on drinking more water...

and she really needs to say goodnight early to her friends, make up some excuse why she can't stay over– she's no fun overnight anyway, she prefers sleeping in her own bed...

because waiting for her back home, like always, is a bed with a very special crinkly mattress,

in a bedroom that, no matter how old she's gotten, has always smelled a tiny bit like a nursery,

and a dresser where, stuffed behind heaps of old clothes she used to wear,

she hides her most embarrassing, crinkly secret,

something she never quite grew out of needing since she was little,

and she would die if any of her friends found out...

And, waddling over to the bathroom to brush her teeth, all those little, embarrassing feelings come rushing back,

how small and helpless she feels because she still can't stay dry,

how the doctors all said she'd "grow out of it," but, of course, she never did,

and how she's always needed someone to protect and take care of her,

as she falls asleep in her thick, crinkly overnight diapers, designed for "big girl" accidents,

(she flunked out of pull-ups years ago)

fast asleep, a little drool escaping onto her pillow,

because, once she's asleep, she doesn't get to play pretend anymore.

She's still just a little baby

who gets to wake up with a little, dazed flutter every morning when she realizes:

her diaper is soaked again,

(no-one's surprised but her),

and she still can't make it to the big girl potty at nighttime.

So adorable.

You're gonna sleep nice and sound, sweetheart.

Nobody expects you to stay dry at night, okay baby?