blood will spill blood

hi, i used to be caliginoushound but i got locked out of my blog, rip. I TAKE STIMBOARD REQUESTS!

[caliginousbeast-blog]

i need to update my kins a lot

i dont think im fictionkin at all upon further reflection

oops /shrug

[caliginousbeast-blog]

updated

[caliginousbeast-blog]

i need to update my kins a lot

i dont think im fictionkin at all upon further reflection

oops /shrug

[caliginousbeast-blog]

woah

not dead

[dawnmiist]

Otherkin PSA

If there is someone on Tumblr (or any website really) who claims they are the following:

- foodkin - songkin - furniturekin - objectkin - colourkin - factkin - any kintype that doesn’t really “live”

They are extremely likely to be a troll. Do not pay attention to them. Do not feed them. They are likely the works of an anti-kin who wants to poke fun at the otherkin community but executed it poorly.

If someone claims they can do any of the following:

- eat gems - eat raw meat - fly - physically shift - anything out of line with a basic human’s biology

They are extremely likely to be a troll. Do not pay attention to them. Do not feed them. They are likely the works of an anti-kin who wants to poke fun at the otherkin community but executed it poorly.

If someone claims the following:

- “OMG, can you believe my mum bought a potted plant?! She’s appropriating kin culture and enslaving my brothers and sisters!” (or any variants of that) - “BITCH, I AM A ZEROGENDER ALIENKINS, I’M GOING TO CURSE YOU” (or any variants of that) - “I’m kin with a $10 tissue box and Harry Styles! #factkinpride!!!!” (or any variants of that)

Or anything similar to those absolutely ridiculous statements above that no actual otherkin would ever say, they are extremely likely to be a troll. Do not pay attention to them. Do not feed them. They are likely the works of an anti-kin who wants to poke fun at the otherkin community but executed it poorly.

[berniesrevolution]

[amultitudeofsins]

When my son turned 10 he started talking about wanting to learn to code

I hope tumblr also decides this now that it has turned 10

[fieryartemispublications]

911 I’d like to report a murder

[dovewithscales]

Tumblr still randomly selects which of the comments on my posts will appear on my activity page. So quick reminder. If I don’t answer a question you asked in a reblog, it’s because Tumblr hid it from me. Send me an ask.

[caliginousbeast-blog]

so... well, im not quite ready to embrace the other kintype yet, but i’ve decided to accept one as a secondary kin, though it might be due to change

so uh... yeah, if im right, it looks like i might be kin with justim from funamusea’s works!

[oldresidentdistrict-deactivated]

[birchpleaze]

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

[thejunglenook]

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her. “No” he agrees, “this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

[keantha]

Reblogged for that story

[violent-darts]

Your daily reminder that no, seriously: “difficult” is a matter of context.

[dovewithscales]

That’s nothing compared to when astronauts have to fix shit that broke on a craft in orbit and if they do it wrong everybody dies. That’s rocket surgery.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

What is pooh baseball?

a few years ago, 4chan’s /v/ board discovered a game about playing baseball with Winnie the Pooh characters on Disney’s Japanese website

the thing about this game was that it was insanely difficult. the “normal” characters in the game’s earlier levels required pretty precise timing to hit their pitches, and as you progressed through the games levels and made it to characters like tigger and owl the game flat-out started cheating. tigger’s pitches would zig-zag in mid-air, owl’s pitches would turn invisible halfway through and you had to hit them on pure timing alone, and so on. it was insanely hard and everyone was enamored by it. why is this winnie the pooh game for babies insanely hard, requiring reaction times that almost seemed inhuman?

then people beat all of those characters and made it to christopher robin. christopher robin was next to impossible to beat. he incorporated every previous character’s throwing quirks and would switch them up with every pitch. he would sometimes even combine them, like pitching invisible screwballs. you couldn’t defeat him. 

everyone on /v/ loved this game. it gelled perfectly with the internet’s sense of humor at the time. people would photoshop christopher robin’s face on meteors with winnie the pooh preparing to bat the meteor out of the sky. fancomics were drawn. christopher robin became an angry god hell-bent on destroying everything in his path, winnie the pooh became earth’s last hero standing in defiance of the gods. it was insane. all because of this weird, insanely difficult japanese winnie the pooh baseball game. 

[hotvampireadjacent]

Here’s a link to the game if anyone wants to give it a try (I fucking hate christopher robin so fucking much)

[filmsfoodandfandom]

I still have a bunch of the fanart!

[robotjustice]

Now this is my kind of meme!

[grandtheft-autotune]

I’M SO FUCKING GLAD POOH BASEBALL IS RELEVANT AGAIN.

[n-award]

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interesting music choice

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

before unmuting, please watch this for at least 10 seconds and try to guess what song is playing. i guarantee you are incorrect

[caliginousbeast-blog]

i’ve started to feel two potential new kins, but... well, there’s a problem...

...I’m kind of embarrassed to be kin with them.

They’re both fictionkin, and the first one is uh... well, i might be something a bit more specific than ‘robotkin’. Honestly... the source media is... something I’m kind of embarrassed about liking. It’s amazingly nerdy, and also its fictionkin community is well-known and generally a target for bullying.

The other one is from a source material thats really kinda gross. The creator often draws rather... er... questionable stuff. It’s just generally unpleasant and, though i hate this term, problematic. This one character has appeared very little, but they seem to be fairly kind and peaceful. However, they’ve had many characters like that, just to later draw them sexually assaulting another character (no, im not joking.)

Ergh, being polykin is complicated. Thank god I’m like 80% dragonkin, I can only imagine how confusing it’d be if I was more evenly divided...

[tastefullyoffensive]

Bye, focals. (via yourmomsnext / lateral_moves)

[bob-belcher]

how to look like you weren’t just crying in the bathroom:

hold a cold rag or tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes

regulate your breathing, so your blood flow evens out

fix your makeup and make sure you’re not sweaty

go back outside and live a lie

[polishedscales]

[caliginousbeast-blog]

so... turns out i might have been TOTALLY wrong about myself as a dragon...

now that i think about it more, i didn’t have fur (i think i just got confused with a different furred kin) but instead tough, leathery skin. also, i think i mentioned the skull-like snout i could sometimes feel, but i figured that just be my hellhound poking through? but now that i think about it, i think both my dragonkin and my hellhoundkin had skull-like faces. in the case of my dragon, it wasn’t an actual skull, but more like an armored head, whereas the hellhound just had a straight-up skull face. cause yknow. aesthetic.

now i just need to figure out where my feathered wing feels are coming from, because i really dont think its this dragon...

[scaleeth]

Sketch commission for Rawriosu, featuring himself with several friends! From left to right: Audrea (me!), Pya, Avira, and Rathios. :> Thank you so much for the commission, and thank you for wanting to include me in it! 

4 hours, 10 minutes in Photoshop CS6

You can also find me on:

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[spearxwind]

Here’s two beautiful ladies i drew for Alxias!! Loved working on these!!