the mighty dragon is gonna curbstomp themself

I like dragons, if you couldn't tell, I'm nonbinary, and I love art! 20 gay

[dawnpng]

i made a quiz for what your final act as a villain would be, and it would be very cool if you wanted to take it B) 

[dawnpng]

link to quiz: https://uquiz.com/1SxQAI 

[revengeofthelobotomyladies]

[actuallya-dragon]

[arcusxx]

[maximum-overboner]

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

[bunjywunjy]

well that’s just the risk you take if you decide to teach creative writing

[actuallya-dragon]

One time in highschool, my creative writing teacher wanted the class to write a short story about what we would do if we had a small army of Minions (despicable me) at our disposal. He really liked minions so I think he expected cute misadventures but I was very edgy as a teen so I wrote about forcing the minions to kill each other until nine were left. He was... disturbed

[badkidsjokes]

​somebody thinks they are dead because nobody had spoke to him for five minutes

[trillyke]

Villain Pants

I’ve been asked quite a few times since the Asteroid Pants came out to make a female version, so finally I can present you some badass techwear inspired pants for the female simmies, as well! Lots of pockets, zippers, buckles and studs - ready to battle in stye! :) To be honest, I’m quite proud how they turned out, it was a lot of work with all the little details, but I enjoyed every minute of it!

custom thumbnail

25 swatches

base game compatible

360° gif here

edited EA mesh by me

please read and respect my TOU

you can buy me a coffee on Ko-Fi if you want

DOWNLOAD HERE (PATREON, Early Access)

Public release: 23rd February, 2021

✩ CC on previews: Shoes and tops by me

[ftgloss]

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

I wish he wasn’t so heavily filtered but anyway here’s bingus

[witchpony]

I love this artwork, it belongs to @paperwitchco 🎃

[bbyalxe]

💜 I’m gonna need this

[foreverrunningwithwolves]

Lmao why is Angela on brand though 😂

Credit to this user she is hilarious 😂

[joshpeck]

Him.

[joshpeck]

[thottielamottie]

[soiton]

[fox-by-any-other-name]

[battenna]

[pangur-and-grim]

not that I’m taking notes or anything, but uh….. how are you guys managing with pandemic isolation/bored/depression?

[actuallya-dragon]

danganronpa is the only thing that's gotten me this far

[thenatsdorf]

Boy reunited with lost dog. [source]

[nunyabizni]

[black-in-kansas]

[this-is-milo-deactivated2022022]

That transition from “what” to “oh” got me

[cweercrippledcrafter]

For anyone interested, he’s 14 and she’s 2 years old (his 12th birthday present), and she’d been missing for two and a half weeks so they’d basically given up on finding her.

[funny-tik-toks]

[katsen13]

Oh my gosh I spent half an hour looking for this after the app refreshed in the background I’m so glad I found it again because I love Henry sooo much!

[simonalkenmayer]

You've said your blood is pink, right? Do you know what color your blood is when de-oxygenated?

How would I?

Fly to space and put myself in a vacuum?

No I’m afraid I’ve no idea. And my blood is a bit more of a deep rose color. Sometimes more hot pink.

[actuallya-dragon]

d..... danganronpa

[ultrafacts]

[blackgirlsparadise]

How….?

[pastelsponge-deactivated2015020]

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison

He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON

He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds

he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out

then he was arrested again, and the above happened

while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM

AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN

There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

[rainfallinhell]

Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it’s literally just a “be gay do crime” rom com there’s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it’s sweet and I’d die for it

[monpetitcabbage]

guess what’s going on my to watch list now

[kaplisbelial]

@sheep-punk

*chants* date night movie date night movie date night movie date night movie date night-

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[jemariel]

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

[wizardsexmachine]