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@calixchiron
TEXT 🔫 CONNIE
Ronnie: Was it hard to say that you're annoying? Nope, not even a little bit, it was freeing :-p UGH!!! YOU'RE GOING DOWN FOR THIS!!!
Cal: As if you don't say it with your eyes all the time 🙄 TAKE ME DOWN THEN, KLUCK! Its keeping me down that'll be the issue.
TEXT 🔫 CONNIE
Ronnie: Okay, fine, like twice a day. Daily is still all the time, even if you redeem yourself pretty fast :-p It's gonna be hard to redeem yourself after that one, though! You presented a challenge and you won't even tell me what I have to beat, R U D E. Nothing a headshot can't fix :-p
Cal: There, was that that hard to say? And yep, the cruelest challenge is one you can't possibly win because I haven't told you the whole thing, I'm evil.
leahshank:
Wow, how boring is that? The person I was throwing was bigger than I am, obviously. Where’s the challenge in throwing someone tinier than you? It doesn’t make you look impressive, it makes you look lame!
That's the difference between you and me, I guess; I wouldn't be doing it to look impressive, I'd just want the best shot at knocking down all the pins. Isn’t winning more fun than trying to look impressive for some randoms?
TEXT 🛏️ CUCKY
Ducky: If we switched parents then /I/ would have to deal with your dad being a d about how unmade my bed is. Wouldn't you rather SHARE mine than a full swap?
Cal: Are you asking to be bros?
TEXT 🛏️ CUCKY
Ducky: Uhh I haven't made my bed..ever in my life? So you're asking the wrong girl. My mom has that exact same philosophy, so I've never really had to learn! Do you make your bed?
Cal: Never made my bed in my life and my dad's always a dick about it so thanks, I'll bring you up next time he goes off which won't be for a while, hopefully. Can we switch parents?
TEXT ❓ CALSTINA
Kristina: It's ruined now.
Kristina: I like to think I'm a more evolved human than most of them are, but I do miss it sometimes.
Kristina: Maybe, although failing at 15 is hardly the same as failing as adults. But most things in life are failures anyway; it probably would just be worse the second time it ends.
Kristina: Are you having sexy fantasies about your friend in the rain now? You're welcome.
Kristina: Well first you should have asked yourself the most obvious question, but I guess I can do the work and ask it for you. Do you WANT it to be a thing?
Cal: Only if you decide its ruined.
Cal: Really? Why? None of them are nearly cool enough to hang with you. Keep standards.
Cal: Dumping someone twice is so harsh and getting dumped by someone twice sounds painful as fuck bro.
Cal: Not really, rain sounds like it would make shit harder lol. I just think it'd be funny if that's what happened tbh, like, it sounds so dramatic like a soap opera.
Cal: Huh. I didn't know that was the most obvious question. But like. I don't know. I like the friendship we have. I also liked the sex though, it was pretty dope. I don't wanna want it if she doesn't, you know? So maybe I'll hold off on wanting it or not unless I figure out if she's thinking about it or not.
TEXT ❓ CALSTINA
Kristina: You changed conversational strategies before I could start greeting you in different languages, that's what's 'sup.'
Kristina: Yes. Did you know basically every single person in my old friend group got back together with their ex EXCEPT Nico? And now I'm not even in the group anymore, so... Self-fulfilling unwarranted abandonment issues or whatever.
Kristina: Hmmmmmm. You and a friend volunteered to put away the equipment after a track conditioning session, you got caught alone in a freak rainstorm, you ran into the equipment shed to keep dry and ended up stripping wet clothes off of each other to avoid catching a cold, and then at the sight of each other's naked bodies you were caught up in a swell of passion and had to act on it?
Cal: Oh. Still could if you wanted to.
Cal: Huh. Well, good to know you outgrew a group of such messed up people. I'll never get people getting back with their exes, like, why? Wanna fail twice?
Cal: Holy shit, you nailed it exactly.
Cal: Not really but imagine if you did lol.
Cal: Idk man, things just got weird and sexy out of nowhere. Wasn't expecting it but I have no idea what to do about it now.
TEXT 🔫 CONNIE
Ronnie: I'm disappointed in you all the time, it's nothing new :-p What's so much better about Dream Ronnie though, huh? I bet whatever answer you give is wrong. Hit me with your worst, Cal. I have a feeling you're just going to end up more frustrated when all is said and done :-p
Cal: Woooooow rude, not all the time, I'm sure. I can't tell you though, it'd be mean af to speak Dream Ronnie into the world when you can't compare. Not possible to be more frustrated that I am now, nope. I'm peak frustrated lmao.
TEXT ❓ CALSTINA
Kristina: Hello.
Kristina: No. But time has taught me to expect the worst from most people, so assuming they're going to bail is easier than assuming they're going to come back for more.
Kristina: Are you going to give me more details than that or am I going to have to use my new creative writing skills to try and fill in the blanks for myself?
Cal: Sup.
Cal: Even if they're someone you already hung out with all the time?
Cal: I was gonna give you more details but then you gave me an alternative so go off.
TEXT 🔫 CONNIE
Ronnie: The dreams where I'm winning should be the best dreams, since they're the ones that most resemble your awesomely awesome real life. Me? Screaming for mercy? Nuh uh, you're mixing me up with YOU! But if we can't get him out of the house, never fear, I've got some fool proof ways to shut you up 😉
Cal: You're the star of some dreams that are slightly better than that, sorry to disappoint. And thank fuck, bring it on. I have some frustrations that I need to take out and so I guess I'm gonna take them out on you, you've been warned.
TEXT 🔫 CONNIE
Ronnie: You? Destroy MOI? In your dreams, Chiron! I own your ass, you just don't want Lux to be home to see the evidence :-p
Cal: Only the good dreams, Kluck :-P And hey, I'm just looking out for you, don't want to embarrass you in front of Lux and you screaming for mercy is deeeefinitely embarrasing.
TEXT ❓ CALSTINA
Kristina: Hey.
Kristina: You can do whatever you (and any higher being that might control you) want. Ask away.
Cal: Hi.
Cal: Aight. So like. If you slept with a dude friend that you'd been friends with forever and had never done sexy shit with before, would you think it was like gonna be a thing after that? Or nah?
TEXT 🛏️ CUCKY
Cal: Is "making your bed" really that important? Like, you're just gonna sleep in it again that night, why do you have to dress it up if you're gonna dress it down again?
TEXT 🔫 CONNIE
Cal: Ey, can you get our roomie to spend the night somewhere else tonight? I just bought a few things and plan on absolutely destroying you later and probs most of the room too tbh.
TEXT ❓ CALSTINA
Cal: Yo, is our thing the kind where I can ask you for girl advice or is that off limits?
Cal: Also, hey.
I can’t believe I got kicked out of the bowling alley for trying to roll a person down the lane towards the pins instead of ball! What’s the big deal? I had their consent!
Was it a little person? Cause I think that might make a difference. I don’t think anyone would get me in trouble for throwing Ron down the alley, for example; she’s, like, minuscule.
If you haven’t heard, my husband, Teddy, and I are currently in the process of renovating The Poison Apple to be something way more my style, and way more aesthetic than its current iteration. Of course it’ll be done in time for Halloween and unfortunately everyone over 21 will be invited for an Annie Milne Halloween Party. There will be waivers, though.
Waivers? Why? I know people like danger but damn, that’s taking it kinda far.
