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I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

icarusdiesatdawn

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

autistobrat

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

hils79

I am deleting this app off my phone

ifelloffthebed

fixed it

theorangepdf

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

silverink58

“Stop causing trouble”

Professor Lan and His animagus boyfriend

silverink58

With glasses?

smiting-finger

On a scale of “weird flex, but okay” to RUDE, how acceptable is it to pop up out of nowhere, reblog someone’s artwork with added fic and then piss off into the ether, because, uh…

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Lan Zhan finds the rabbit in the winter.

Fur pitch-black against the snow, it huddles in a pitiful, bedraggled ball at the edge of the Gusu Academy’s herb garden when Lan Zhan calls Jin Rulan’s fat, spoiled familiar to heel, and continues to cower even after Fairy has trotted reluctantly away to sit by Lan Zhan’s side.

Lan Zhan initially intends to leave it, to hold Fairy just long enough to let the rabbit run back into the night where it belongs, but when it uncurls and limps forward, red splatters drip onto the ground behind it.

There is no matching stain on Fairy’s muzzle, so it is not a harm that Gusu is directly responsible for, but - to save the animal from Jin Rulan’s dog just to leave it to die in the cold would not be a mercy.

Slowly, carefully, Lan Zhan scoops it up and tucks it into the front of his robe, where it can share his body heat. He expects it to struggle, and so is pleasantly surprised when it calms immediately and begins to nose around in his clothing.

“Be still,” he tells it mildly, and, whistling for Fairy to follow, heads back up the hill, towards the light of the main hall.

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#The Untamed #mo dao zu shi #HP AU #wangxian #fic #author is amazing and i am in awe

transmascmarypoppins

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

cecilsrandomeverything

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

spacefinch

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

chatblancofficial

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

huewrite

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

skelettflickan

Some information I gathered while having carpal tunnel syndrome myself! I got it almost six months ago and even though it’s mostly gone I can still feel it when I work too hard.

I want to point out that I have NO medical training and that you SHOULD consult a doctor if you suspect that you have CTS. I will however try to do my best to answer questions if anyone has any.

quartzfox

Currently relevant.

#from dreamland #carpal tunnel

butchdogs-md

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

preciousqiqi

girl just connected the dots and lit up instantly. look at those eyes. she’s probably already drafting a fic in her head. she’s such a mood.

boy’s clearly impressed with himself after casually saying that.

#the spirealm #ruan lanzhu #ling jiushi

starsxinxthexbluexsky

『WANG YIBO AND XIAO ZHAN HARPER’S BAZAAR PHOTOSHOOT』

Best photoshoot ever

kissoflightning

IDK who needs to hear this but (I certainly did) : A chapter is not required to be 2000-4000 words in length (or whatever 'reasonable' amount it is in your head.) A chapter ends where you feel comfortable ending it. You make your own rules!

krakenartificer

A chapter ends when stopping there and forcing readers to wait for the next update is going to cause screaming. Word count has nothing to do with it

kingbob2-0

The chapter ends When It Releases me, and not a second before.

lumiink

Ah I’m so excited to finally be able to post this piece for the @mdzsrbb! Much love to my incredible author partner @vrishchikawrites for her fic A secret never shared, which, oh goodness, blew my lil socks right off! Please check out this amazing God!WWX AU with the link to the fic in the replies!