I'm Corkscrew, but you can call me INFINITE MONEY

I'm a PROFESSIONAL BUSINESSMAN. I'm good at BUSINESS. I KNOW what business IS. Everyone LOVES me. This is all TRUE. || I PROMISE IM NOT A SCAM BOT IM A REAL GUY THIS A ROLEPLAY PLEASE SPARE MEEEE!!!!

[call-corkscrew-4-cash]

CALL CORKSCREW 4 CASH

Call ME, I can make you so much money it hurts to BLINK. I know this is possible because it happened to ME.

I own more degrees in business than you do, so many in fact that I have a WAREHOUSE in a secret location, and that's why you can't see any of them. Honors system.

I was a DOCTOR for two years but I QUIT because I was too GOOD. I could do SURGERY on MYSELF. I also got AMNESIA after that so DON'T ask me to SAVE A LIFE IN A DOCTOR WAY.

I can SELL you AMAZING and VITAL PRODUCTS AND SERVICES. You WILL BUY THEM. Everyone LOVES me.

INSIDER TRADE SECRET: The key to making a lot of money is business, and the key to business is making a lot of money. DO BOTH.

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hi this post is kinda lazy atm but i might improve it later. this is for the unnamed meeple madness sequel thing.

Corkscrew is just as annoying to draw as he is to be around. Also Corkscrew Free & Legal IDs are both Not Free and Not Legal.

Assume EVERYTHING he says is a lie.

Corkscrew is pan because he "Wouldn't dare close off any avenues", and his pronouns are he/him. If you didn't know either of those things about him and asked him, hed laugh and tell you that was common knowledge and you're so silly for asking.

Again, he has a huge ego and constantly lies. He is not reliable.

@s1lverp4wedb4t main!!

@tragically-ty-teacup the. guy

[call-corkscrew-4-cash]

HAYHAYAHYAAHYAHAYAHA NEW HIRE LIKE ME :DDD

HIIIIIIIIIIIIII

@fffsrobotworkshop

Well it's nice to see all my new potential clients- i mean clients- i mean clients- i mean-

"CO-WORKERS." That's what you call those things. I mean people.

[fffsrobotworkshop]

GOSH YOUR BAD AT TALKING ARENT YOU :D?

I couuuuuuuuld make you a sum to fix that ya know ya know ..like some sort of robot

[call-corkscrew-4-cash]

HAHA I'M BAD AT NOTHING. YOU must be bad at LISTENING.

Ahem. I'm all good on robotics thank you, in fact I've got an UNBELIEVABLE DEAL on robots RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

YES, THAT'S RIGHT, AN ALMOST BRAND NEW ROBOT COULD BE YOURS FOR THE LOW, LOW, LOW PRICE OF EVERYTHING YOU KEEP IN YOUR WALLET!!!!!!

[fffsrobotworkshop]

OHMYGODOHMUGOD TAKE EVERY THING I HAVE IN MY WALLET

*fff throws a completely empty wallet at their face*

CAN I HAVE IT CAN I HAVE IT

[call-corkscrew-4-cash]

(HIT IN THE FACE WITH WALLET) Wow! You must be AWFUL at BUSINESS. I can help with that!

But, euh, here you go. (He pulls out a welded metal box with one button on it. Pressing the button gives you an advertisement.)

[call-corkscrew-4-cash]

HAYHAYAHYAAHYAHAYAHA NEW HIRE LIKE ME :DDD

HIIIIIIIIIIIIII

@fffsrobotworkshop

Well it's nice to see all my new potential clients- i mean clients- i mean clients- i mean-

"CO-WORKERS." That's what you call those things. I mean people.

[fffsrobotworkshop]

GOSH YOUR BAD AT TALKING ARENT YOU :D?

I couuuuuuuuld make you a sum to fix that ya know ya know ..like some sort of robot

[call-corkscrew-4-cash]

HAHA I'M BAD AT NOTHING. YOU must be bad at LISTENING.

Ahem. I'm all good on robotics thank you, in fact I've got an UNBELIEVABLE DEAL on robots RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

YES, THAT'S RIGHT, AN ALMOST BRAND NEW ROBOT COULD BE YOURS FOR THE LOW, LOW, LOW PRICE OF EVERYTHING YOU KEEP IN YOUR WALLET!!!!!!

[call-corkscrew-4-cash]

CALL CORKSCREW 4 CASH

Call ME, I can make you so much money it hurts to BLINK. I know this is possible because it happened to ME.

I own more degrees in business than you do, so many in fact that I have a WAREHOUSE in a secret location, and that's why you can't see any of them. Honors system.

I was a DOCTOR for two years but I QUIT because I was too GOOD. I could do SURGERY on MYSELF. I also got AMNESIA after that so DON'T ask me to SAVE A LIFE IN A DOCTOR WAY.

I can SELL you AMAZING and VITAL PRODUCTS AND SERVICES. You WILL BUY THEM. Everyone LOVES me.

INSIDER TRADE SECRET: The key to making a lot of money is business, and the key to business is making a lot of money. DO BOTH.

Corkscrew is just as annoying to draw as he is to be around.

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hi this post is kinda lazy atm but i might improve it later. this is for the unnamed meeple madness sequel thing.

Assume EVERYTHING he says is a lie.

Corkscrew is pan because he "Wouldn't dare close off any avenues", and his pronouns are he/him. If you didn't know either of those things about him and asked him, hed laugh and tell you that was common knowledge and you're so silly for asking.

Again, he has a huge ego and constantly lies. He is not reliable.

@s1lverp4wedb4t main!!

@tragically-ty-teacup the. guy

[teacup-the-intern]

Wow!! You sure are qualified Mr Corkscrew!

[call-corkscrew-4-cash]

See, that's the first words I hear from everyone I meet, and the next ones are usually, "and HANDSOME and REALLY HOT and INCREDIBLE and TRUSTWORTHY and I'm going to PAY YOU A LOT OF MONEY." But, you know, no pressure.

[teacup-the-intern]

Well I uh… as your boss, I don’t think I will be calling you those first two things, but uh…

I do think you’ll be an incredible employee!! And hopefully quite trustworthy as well!

[call-corkscrew-4-cash]

Heh, that's the THIRD thing people say.

[call-corkscrew-4-cash]

HAYHAYAHYAAHYAHAYAHA NEW HIRE LIKE ME :DDD

HIIIIIIIIIIIIII

@fffsrobotworkshop

Well it's nice to see all my new potential clients- i mean clients- i mean clients- i mean-

"CO-WORKERS." That's what you call those things. I mean people.

[call-corkscrew-4-cash]

CALL CORKSCREW 4 CASH

Call ME, I can make you so much money it hurts to BLINK. I know this is possible because it happened to ME.

I own more degrees in business than you do, so many in fact that I have a WAREHOUSE in a secret location, and that's why you can't see any of them. Honors system.

I was a DOCTOR for two years but I QUIT because I was too GOOD. I could do SURGERY on MYSELF. I also got AMNESIA after that so DON'T ask me to SAVE A LIFE IN A DOCTOR WAY.

I can SELL you AMAZING and VITAL PRODUCTS AND SERVICES. You WILL BUY THEM. Everyone LOVES me.

INSIDER TRADE SECRET: The key to making a lot of money is business, and the key to business is making a lot of money. DO BOTH.

Corkscrew is just as annoying to draw as he is to be around.

---

hi this post is kinda lazy atm but i might improve it later. this is for the unnamed meeple madness sequel thing.

Assume EVERYTHING he says is a lie.

Corkscrew is pan because he "Wouldn't dare close off any avenues", and his pronouns are he/him. If you didn't know either of those things about him and asked him, hed laugh and tell you that was common knowledge and you're so silly for asking.

Again, he has a huge ego and constantly lies. He is not reliable.

@s1lverp4wedb4t main!!

@tragically-ty-teacup the. guy

[teacup-the-intern]

Wow!! You sure are qualified Mr Corkscrew!

[call-corkscrew-4-cash]

See, that's the first words I hear from everyone I meet, and the next ones are usually, "and HANDSOME and REALLY HOT and INCREDIBLE and TRUSTWORTHY and I'm going to PAY YOU A LOT OF MONEY." But, you know, no pressure.