how boring do men gotta be if all you ever create are scantily clad women in provocative poses over and over again like honestly, is that the extent of your imagination? You can only conceive masturbation fantasies? You honestly can’t imagine a scenario where you’d draw a woman who didn’t titillate your sex drives? Like, misogyny aside, it’s just so boring? You are so incredibly boring. Draw something else. Please. It’s so boring. There are thousands of drawings of dead-eyed “strong” ladies holding chainsaws in miniskirts. It’s boring. It’s really really really fucking boring. My brain just glazes over and I automatically am gonna skip over your shit because trust me, there’s millions of dudes just like you drawing that exact same picture right now and y’all think you’re hot shit and drawing something cool and edgy and you’re just not. You’re really not. Go find some women and queer artists to follow and see what the heck those folks are up to. Trust me, shit’s gonna blow your narrow little mind. The lack of busty action babes in crop tops and meatslab wifebeater sporting musclemans is so refreshing, and people are drawing and creating things that are like, yanno, actually interesting for a change. Astounding, I know.
There is absolutely nothing interesting about a portfolio that is filled with page after page of the same poses, the same body type, the same concept, the same degrading view of women, the same skin-tight catsuits and exaggerated contra-posta-while-looking-into-the-camera-smirking, the same lovingly rendered and weirdly shiny breasts, the same five haircuts, the same style and ideas of wardrobe, over and over and over again. You know what that shows? You’re boring. You got no ideas. All you can do is draw the same sexy lady in a scant handful of poses with an incredibly limited concept of fashion, or just naked because you think it makes your portfolio look serious and professional, but really you’ve just already drawn all 6 outfits you can think of and clothes are damn hard when you know nothing about them because doing research might damage your fragile sense of masculinity, huh buddy? It shows you don’t bother to try anything new or interesting. It shows you don’t research, you don’t look into fashion of any sort, you have an incredibly narrow grasp of interesting characterization, you don’t have any inspirations beyond what other men-who-draw-sexy-ladies have drawn before you. Go look at lesbian artists, please. I beg you. And not to masturbate to it. There’s so much to learn from looking at what women find attractive and interesting about women that you’ve probably never attempted to think about before. And I don’t just mean physically attractive or interesting! You realize that women are, uh, dynamic and varied people with complex lives, histories, emotions, preferences, and aesthetics, right?
Popular male artists love to go on and on about broadening your horizons and going outside your comfort bubble, but the notion of attempting to leave the comfort of their warped collective sex fantasy filled with idealized pinup girls is apparently too much to ask. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Ya guys get so defensive when people point it out, too. It kinda stopped being cute forever ago, just FYI. We know you have a “type”, and I ain’t here to kinkshame, buddy, but come on, your stagnant imagination is depressing as fuck and it might do you some good to blow the dust off the old creative muscles and like, do something different for a change?
Men, you also gotta stop with the excuse of “I draw what I like! What’s wrong with drawing what makes me happy?” or “What have you got against confident women?” when all you ever draw is the same shit men just like you have been jacking off to for decades. It’s not about the women you draw, it’s about how you draw them and why, and why the fuck y’all are so damn boring. Predictable hacks, the lot of you. Come back when you got something other than blonde bombshells in form-fitting chain mail corsets riding dragons in the snow. Trust me, we’ve all seen a thousand of those. There’s nothing interesting you can do there because there’s nothing interesting you will ever attempt to do there. You are never gonna be the next Frazetta, get over yourself.
Y’all are boring as hell.
