Philip

🤙🏼

[catchymemes]

Astronaut tweets

[jules-myhairgoesup]

I wouldn’t normally repost such a long post, but the pics are so beautiful…

[br3adstic]

Why are we silent???

[call-me-phil]

This is the best thing ever

[fiumedivita]

me: watch The OA, it’s amazing

friend: what’s it about?

me:

[beetnelson]

The octopus asked for consent

[poems-and-word]

[call-me-phil]

Hey... @yellow-hummingbirds ...... you should uh..... be a fuckin model. Damn look at you 🤤😍

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Dewey figures out what a grown-ass adult could not.

[shhtheresreptile]

Life. It is something I never had.

I have only pieces of broken heart,

Afraid to fix or patch them up.

And I think this hole inside

Is the reason why I am alive.

It shows not only struggles of my soul,

It also shows how far I’ve come.

So when somebody asked me

‘What’s going on in your life?’

I answered ‘Nothing’ and didn’t lie

d.a.

[anxietyproblem]

[call-me-phil]

this is the love of my life. im gonna marry you one day. @yellow-hummingbirds

[poseidont]

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

[dizzybunnies]

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

[disregardcanon]

Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise

[just-shower-thoughts]

April 1st is the unofficial day of critical thinking.

[nubbsgalore]

[nubbsgalore]

canadian rocky mountain high

[stolligaseptember]

do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

[versacekardashian]

When you see a spider by your foot:

When water gets into your ear:

When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

When your hair gets in front of your face:

When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

???:

[inwardglow]

this fucking gifset gets me every time

[marvel-x-deactivated20200121]

I think you’re looking for “when you walk into a strip club” on that last one

[poems-and-word]

“I’ve always loved you, and when you love someone, you love the whole person, just as he or she is, and not as you would like them to be.”

— Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina (via books-n-quotes)