oblivion is inevitable.

[emileedarling-deactivated201510]

Well they can’t get you food if they’re dead?

[callietho-blog]

Pfft, I never asked them anyways.

[pren-wresley-blog]

She bakes me cookies!

[callietho-blog]

I'm going to have your nan make me cookies, and it'll be like that sponge bob episode.

[pren-wresley-blog]

Chill out, I won’t take you to bed, don’t need to be nervous. Yeah, uh, she’s like… Old. She’s got issues, you know?

[callietho-blog]

  That's not what I was thinking! I'm just    never mind. I bet she's really lovely in her own little ways.

[piperhalliwels]

[jillian--dawson]

That’s better. Is there nothing to eat at your house?

[callietho-blog]

My mom still hasn't gone to the store yet. I was gonna make macaroni, but sadly we don't have milk.

[rayanavoorhees-blog]

What a cute guinea pig. Would you still do it if someone offers to get you some food?

[callietho-blog]

I'll probably just let 'em attack said person with love instead.

[jillian--dawson]

You’re too pretty for prison.

[callietho-blog]

That was probably the best complement ever. Maybe I'll just beat someone up instead.

[rayanavoorhees-blog]

Kill them with what?

[callietho-blog]

I'll have my guinea pig attack.

[callietho-blog]

[pren-wresley-blog]

No, I didn’t know what you meant by… Never mind. 

Well, hi Aquarius. Nahh, you’re doing a great job. Better than my grandmother who yells at little kids for wearing brightly colored clothes. You’re safe.

[callietho-blog]

I get tongue tied so easily, sorry about that. What a strange thing to yell at people for.

[pren-wresley-blog]

Wren? And uh, Aries. It’s okay, don’t worry. I can just re-read the thing. 

[callietho-blog]

You don't seem very sure about your name, fella. My name is Aquarius, and I'm a Callie. Wait, that was stupid. I shouldn't ever talk to people.

[pren-wresley-blog]

Can you be any louder? 

I’m trying to read my horoscope.

[callietho-blog]

You are? What's your sign? Also, sorry for being noisy.

[adam-ferris-blog]

I mean, it’s pretty and all. Makes people look different but to each their own.

[callietho-blog]

   It just can be a pain in the ass. 

[adam-ferris-blog]

Then why do you wear it?

[callietho-blog]

Low self esteem, bro. 

[adam-ferris-blog]

Yeah, uh, don’t mention it. Is makeup that tiresome?

[callietho-blog]

     Extremely. 

[whiteboyhall]

You’re pretty without make up.

[callietho-blog]

You sir, are crazy.

[farrahbordeaux]

Makeup blows, just moisturize! 

[callietho-blog]

      "I do! Maybe a bit too much, but I still have mega problems with my skin."