i have died. Badly

sara/29/GA

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

[fruiitlins]

hanging outttttttt

[latenightgasstationwalk]

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[mem-o]

[passionpeachy]

music taste

(acrylic markers on panel)

[roaldamundsen]

yeah boss....yeah we hired a new goon.... he's all ethereal and pretty like a baby fawn sleeping in a morning dew sprinkled clearing with a ray of sunshine spilling right on him through the branches of the trees. just how you like them boss

[travalicious]

why did she lose her shit like this

[sol-rust]

(very)assorted vashwoods

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

Guys I'm WHEEZING—

[audioexorcisms]

[shamebats]

[dw]

love the word aforementioned. like i already said that

[offshoreoilrig]

You need to touch saltwater

[yellbug]

i used to follow someone who would reblog this post like 50 times a day and i tried to filter it but because i filtered it using the whole phrase i would see them all anyway but it made the whole post funnier to me so i left it like that and now every time i see this i smile fondly

[miss-hexatrix]

I can't tell you how strange it felt to see a post with this photo attached, bc I also have this post blocked in the exact same way

Though to be fair it's nice to know I'm not alone

[yellbug]

[chillyfeetsteak]

my mom told me this story tonight about my grandfather. she said when he was a little boy he was afraid robbers would break into his house in the middle of the night and try to abduct him out of his bed. he thought that they would be able to feel that he was the shape of a little boy under the covers and know to grab him. so he would try to fall asleep in the shape of a letter of the alphabet. so that they would feel for him and be like "oh it's just the letter R, not a kidnappable child"

[ceruleanheaven]

march weather

[c3rvida3]

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

[c3rvida3]

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.