[welcometoroom305]

[duallpa]

baby jimothy

[cocaineyoga]

Good morning friends

Saturdayyyyyy

[offshoreoilrig]

The realization that I bought a coach seat for a 35 hour train ride and it's historically been impossible for me to sleep sitting up just hit

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

makeup is genuinely made of missing people

[offshoreoilrig]

Every message sent without an exclamation mark or smiley face is like a dagger to the heart

[outofcontextarthur]

muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

[jackafz]

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

[offshoreoilrig]

Doing stuff is awesome...I actually hate doing nothing

[historium]

KLM Royal Dutch Airlines flight attendant displays her AR-10 rifle and parka. Two parts of over 150 pieces of polar survival gear issued to commercial aircrews that flew over the north pole to reach Asia from America and Europe. The rifle was intended to defend against polar bear attacks. 1959.

[offshoreoilrig]

Not many people know this, but most of the gelatin in your strawberry jello packet actually comes from humanities majors who always thought they would enjoy computer programming if they found the time to give it a good try

[deep-state-partisan]

[offshoreoilrig]

"emerging technologies"... can we submerge them again

[offshoreoilrig]

Coworker baby announcements are so weird... i don't even feel comfortable telling you I went to a concert this weekend because it feels too personal but I'm looking at a photo of you in the hospital on what is apparently the best day of your life

[offshoreoilrig]

I don't trust anyone who posts a fake wikipedia image caption screenshot

[fanfanlemoko]

Le journaliste et auteur américain Hunter S. Thompson plongé sur sa machine à écrire à Esalen, surplombant les falaises de Big Sur en Californie, en 1961.

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[humiliationvictim]

I don’t like being humiliated