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[tumblr] gigglesilly blog on [tumblr] hey its me aliza i factkin dracula i’m dracula!! you can mass reblog if you want to honey it’s just sillies 30s lesbian with a career and everything. she/her only do not follow me if u are a kid or baby due to my bawdy exuberance

[ovid]

who’s cunt dracula. is she single

[dramaticpokemonpictures]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Earlier Version of Gonzo

[trogort]

Visit Original Link

[trogort]

Visit Original Link

[seralyna]

bird girl age regression where she just curls up into a ball

[seralyna]

bird girl age regression where she falls off a roof

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[pretensesoup]

As others have noted, the nun in question was Saint Mary Magdalene de' Pazzi.

[indigosfindings]

[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[cryptidexploded]

Can they maybe not

[evilwizard]

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

[victor-maze]

Can we maybe add giant identical Towers raising out of the ground all over the World to this?

[evilwizard]

well i don’t see Why Not.

[cher3pakhi]

[whenimyoungandtrue]

???!!!????!?

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

[han-j1]

Who names their character Susan

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

[elfhunk]

[elfhunk]

i'm sharon

most folks call me a witch

i wield the orbis

a levitating sphere loaded with runes

that unleash powerful magic

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

[yellbug]

eating my sandwich & leaving behind the perfectly sandwich-shaped sandwich bones