absolutely.

[tasteslikekeys]

The better-late-than-never promised other side of #bechloe. Posting them together cuz FLUFF SQUARED.

Y’all, I am truly shocked as to how I got here. WHO AM I?

[salmonademouth]

i’ve seen enough, i’m ready to die now, having lived a good life

[godzillachloe]

[shesquaredpodcast]

Oh that?

That was totally normal heterosexual behavior.

[whatsthedogprob]

“Let’s not talk too much, grab on your waist and put that body on me"🎶

[callme-l-d]

would be mad disappointed if pp4 delivers anything less than this

this is just *muah*

[yamujiburo]

HANAMUSA (JESSIExDELIA) MASTER POST

I probably should have started doing this forever ago but I wasn’t sure how long I was gonna stick with drawing these comics. But I guess we’re in it now! This will be continually updated~ EVERYTHING UNDER THE CUT

Keep reading

[callme-l-d]

Ash: *wakes early on sunday morning and sees jessie alone in the living room*

Ash: morning Jessie, what did you have for breakfast?

Jessie: yo-

Ash: yogurt?

Jessie: yo mama

[linusbenjamin]

Person of Interest 5.07 ☼ QSO

[caluanthes]

THE SOUND OF MUSIC (1965), dir Robert Wise

[tsuntsunfangirl]

@the-haven-of-fiction @i-wanna-be-in-england @happycabbage

[callme-l-d]

o my childhood ship

[captainpeachperfect]

Bechloe AU in which it’s been 10 years since Beca and Chloe started dating in high school.

[callme-l-d]

my heart. MY HEART

[smokestarrules]

this is so fucking funny

[callme-l-d]

root in a nutshell, according to lionel

[oliveoomph]

Root & Shaw - Person of Interest

[callme-l-d]

let's just pretend the last gif doesn't exist

this is real

shoot is real

[linusbenjamin]

the machine summing up their relationship in less than a minute ✨

[callme-l-d]

mmm the precision🤌🏻🤌🏻

[colealexmain]

Bechloe Spiderman AU | Inspired by redlance‘s amazing fics.

Chloe knows that Beca is keeping a huge secret from her and is starting to get worried. Of course, Amy is there to lay down the truth for Beca; Chloe will love her no matter what.

[callme-l-d]

Chicken Scratch | Ch2 / Some cares; some doesn’t

Rating: T Fandom: Pitch Perfect Relationships: Chloe Beale/Beca Mitchell Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks

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Growing up, Beca had always assumed the soulmate obsession was solely feminine, but oh boy she was so wrong. 

A hormone-overspilt bar. A loudly played pop song. A few shots down. Flirty exchanges on high stools. Bam, her back was knocked against the alley wall. Tension piled up in lower abdomen.

...read on AO3

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no graphic depictions of violence in my fic

i just can't resist a baddie anna kendrick here

[captainpeachperfect]

Bechloe AU in which Chloe is an actress and Beca is in band. 

Chloe always craves something she’s not allowed to have. Like the ice cream when she was having a swollen throat and could barely make a sound. Or that pretty and crazy expensive pair of shoes before her acting career took off and brought her an Academy Award along with a few millions. However, none of her cravings compare to Beca Mitchell. Chloe got over those shoes a couple days later, but it has been a year since she started sleeping with Beca, yet her desire hasn’t diminished at all.

They’re rarely in the same state, let alone city. Beca travels with her band and prefers to keep things casual.  From time to time, Chloe gets a booty call while she’s on set and can’t wait till 3am because this is usually when she’s done for a day. She rushes to her hotel room, and ten minutes later she’s on top of Beca. Sometimes, underneath. By the time the sun is high in the sky, Beca’s dressed, and Chloe is sad. Because the daylight means pretending Chloe is not in love.  

When Chloe comes out of the bathroom with a toothbrush in her hand, she wants to take a last look at Beca. She has a flight in a few hours, and Chloe has to leave soon as well. Beca turns out to be sleeping. Chloe ends up staring because she never lets herself do that outside of their bedroom. When the sun is shining, Chloe finds herself falling even deeper.

[callme-l-d]

the gif. the giffsss!!!!

[linusbenjamin]

It's hard to imagine both of us making it out of this in one piece. Be a hell of a way to go.

[couldcarefewer]

help this is so fucking funny

[zoi-no-miko]

Surveillance Sapphics (TM)

[callme-l-d]

poor white-boxed fusco with Team Machine is like harry potter with dumbledore

[ad-wills]

[callme-l-d]

a random ctrl f in my well-proofread fic always returns surprise because my dingers are fat

[stars-bean]

Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito

[callme-l-d]

everyone deserves a Miss Honey in their live