[fred-erick-frankenstein]

Rochefort (The Musketeer (2001)) played by David Schofield

LOOK AT HIM 😏LOOK AT THIS EVIL MAN AND HIS PRETTY BOWS 💖LOOK AT HIS EVIL GRIN

commission drawn by @ponury-grajek

[ktizsh]

haha hi :) !!

[kankuroplease]

Sasuke x Tenten?

I’ve never been so unsure of a ship in my life

[siorca]

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

[dr-falcon-fox-and-coyote]

“There’s a little bitch under this rock I will eat it for you…if you get it for me.”

[siorca]

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

[dr-falcon-fox-and-coyote]

“There’s a little bitch under this rock I will eat it for you…if you get it for me.”

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[eepyenbyfox]

reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.

[terracotta7]

Don't fucking go see this shit

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

[byjove]

how many people do you think use speech to text to write fanfiction like how many people in this world are sitting alone in their living room vividly reciting the nastiest sex scenes with perfect diction

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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voter fraud, GO!

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[brokenpostarchive]

Notes:

Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing

Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both

Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed

[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[fuckblast]

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

[redstonedust]

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[uncahier]

[bunlols]

I have yet to properly figure out how I want to draw their Shippuden designs. For now have this thing

[what-even-is-thiss]

I just watched a video essay about how the twilight movies specifically have compelling evidence for the entire thing being something Bella made up after falling down the stairs and going to the hospital and usually I hate those “it was all just a dream” theories but frankly this one is hilarious so I like it

[wiskie]

“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”