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if you said you love me i love you too but you all blew me up

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i made it all the way through the dash sorry bout ur notif spam

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hey i'm dead on my feet

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damn you guys do be spicy

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if there's an issue sue me nike did it

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it's my new favorite hobby calling timmy out

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you're all going down with me 😇

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he's only 5'10" i can still take him

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he's only 5'8" i can take him

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alexa how do you block people in real life

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how did the tables turn on me like this

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There's something really special about lil nas x being like "subtext? No. Old town road is literally about riding horses. If I was going to write a song about riding dick, like. Trust me. You'd know" and then he did

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timmy it's literally a baby doll

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the fuck is a cocomelon

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bam margera has to be invincible

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that's it i'm rebranding