Dazai Osamu

always looking for a good place to die ✰ 22 ✰ Yokohama ✰ ADA ✰ ~ dazai rp blog ~ NSFW ok ~ feel free to message a scenario you'd like to play ~

[callmeakutagawa]

Happy birthday @callmechuuya .

Another year has come and gone, and every year I am more convinced that you inspire your subordinates to walk alongside you with pride. Thank you always for all that you do.

[callmedazai]

😷😷😷😷

[callmedazai]

List three good traits that Akutagawa has go

1. Doesn’t like dogs

2. See #1

3. See #2

[callmedazai]

Have you hidden anything Chuuya’s still looking for?

Of course! Like his dignity, among other things~

I can’t tell you though, or else he’ll know ;)

[callmedazai]

Another lazy day at home~

Feel free to send asks (to my inbox) so I can tell Chuuya I’m too busy to clean (´∇ﾉ｀*)ノ

[callmedazai]

I wanna chime in as well and say u deserve more uwus and owos :D

(o;TωT)o (o;TωT)o

[callmedazai]

hi, jus wanna tell u how much i love and appreciate u — u got all my uwus

(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ Chuuya will never believe this!

[callmedazai]

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[callmechuuya]

You really did it now didn’t you. I bet you don’t even know what it says Dazai

[chuuchuu-san]

I’m pretty sure he knew what it said

[callmechuuya]

what kind of message

[callmedazai]

（＾ｖ＾）

[callmedazai]

How long do you think a chess game would be between you, Ranpo, and that stinky Russian rat boy

It’s already gone on pretty long, wouldn’t you say? ;)

[callmechuuya]

yeah can one of you fucking finish it so we all stop suffering 

[callmedazai]

It’s not my move ( ^ω^ )

[callmedazai]

I mean like an ACTUAL GAME OF CHESS. Not your metaphor bullshit

Ah, well.. I think it would last just as long fufufu~

[callmedazai]

How long do you think a chess game would be between you, Ranpo, and that stinky Russian rat boy

It’s already gone on pretty long, wouldn’t you say? ;)

[callmedazai]

So if you poke Elise, does she disappear? If yes, have you ever booped her just to annoy Mori?

Yes she’ll disappear if I touch either her or Mori himself. That is the nature of my Ability.

I may have......accidentally booped her a time or two back in the day : )

[callmedazai]

what would your SFW answer be?

Hmm;;;

I’d make a hundred kazoos and build them into a giant kazoo monster then play them when he walks into work every morning.

[callmedazai]

What would you do with Kunikidas ability if your abilities switched?

This is a NSFW answer ~

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Conjure up an unending supply of dildos and put them in his desk, his room, his car, etc 。(⌒∇⌒。)

[callmedazai]

What is the most disgusting weird thing you've seen Mori do (besides exist)

He once ate two whole entire, 3-layer cakes in one sitting. Have you ever seen someone who is so incredibly full but they keep shoving food into their gullets anyways?

It was like that.

[callmedazai]

Does Atsushi purr like a cat

He chuffs

[callmechuuya]

Does you is gay for dazai

Bi for Dazai 😏

[callmedazai]

🤩🤩🤩

[callmedazai]

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