[tlirsgender]

Why the fuck are dads just like *grunts* *sniffs* *sigh* *cough* *sniff* *grunts* like sir can I help you

[tlirsgender]

How could I forget the classic Most Frightening God Damn Sneeze You've Heard In Your Life

[seyvetch]

big same

[cruelnat]

my last two brain cells while i try to sleep

[hotvampireadjacent]

[objectlessondujour]

The book is 1984, which is neither. It's anti-authoritarian, which tells you a lot.

[musicalsilence]

Ya know, sometimes I wish the joke *didn’t* write itself.

[leclercari]

Måneskin for Billboard Italia

[aportraitofmylve]

[cmkturg]

callmekevin has a beautiful message for everyone today

[callmedefault]

hey!! im new here to cmk tumblr but i am very excited to meet you all and make new friends :)