not-a-bot schmibble bibbles

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[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[callmeschmibbles]

This is the plot to Steven King’s novella “Mr Harrigan’s Phone” in the book “If It Bleeds”.

[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[callmeschmibbles]

A picture is worth a thousand words, and brother, I’m barely managing two hundred.

[grittyinc]

[callmeschmibbles]

Reblog if you have never ever

[callmeschmibbles]

Make this Good Friday a GREAT Friday.

[scarletafterglow]

🫤

[remarkablecows]

[marisatomay]

he had it coming

[putas666]

[sirpeppercornio-deactivated2026]

This very post (and IDGAF if it was all the way back in 2017) is stalking me because this is the truest thing for me ever.

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[stealingpotatoes]

happy ides of march i 3D modelled Caesar so i could make him do fortnite dances

[callmeschmibbles]

For my midlife crisis, I shall be a writer.

[callmeschmibbles]

I have learned that writing is hard.

[callmeschmibbles]

For my midlife crisis, I shall be a writer.

[technicoloryuri]

reblog if you love your wife

[callmeschmibbles]

February is the worst goddamn month

[callmeschmibbles]

God fucking damnit. Again with this shitty month.

[callmeschmibbles]

This email could have been a meeting 😤