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@callmespirited
Bird wanted arms.
Bird is happy!
Wow it’s been a minute
First time logging in after over a year...
my spirit animal
So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears
Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears.
This is exactly what happened
Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”
FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN
my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell
my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy
now i know it was a LIE
I’ve read through this every time it’s crossed my dash and every single time I start crying from laughter
sometimes I forget this exists and then I’m reminded
there are ver very VERy few posts that actually make me sob and my ribs hurt from laughter. this has won an award for THE MOST AMAZING THING I WILL EVER NEED FOR CHEERING UP EVER.
Love this
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
It’s voice is literally just someone flipping their finger up and down in front of their lips.
Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?
This is his father.
It’s quite possible Rock was indeed born ripped as fuck.
Dwayne Johnson comes from a even bigger rock
The Boulder Johnson
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING.
NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK
SOMEONE HELP.
NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE
I PROMISE.
I’M 1000% DONE.
“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI
DON’T.
GO.
CAGE.
birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam
Advanced court tactix.
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The Mermaid (2016).
me and my sibling
I’m still learning to love the parts of me that no one claps for.
Rudy Francisco (via ohteenscanrelate)
by Loading Artist
a collection of protesting puppers at Muslim Ban/Border Wall protests!
(photo cred: dogspotting on facebook)
This extraordinary photograph shows the unexpected bond between a tiny tree frog and a huge beetle. The image was captured by an amateur photographer, and is one of the entries for a prestigious photography competition showcasing unique images from around the world. Nicolas Reusens Boden, from Sweden, took the picture of the red-eyed tree frog, which is around 2cm long, at the moment it landed on the back of a beetle. (Source)
at this point I don’t even know what to say
my kids not having no white friends im sorry