Do You Want Me?

- Chip, The Fish on My Shoulder | JRWI #86

[jrwiyuri]

Hello!! This is just a pronoun / name reminder as well as a url reminder.

I used to be called TokenQueerChip. My pronouns and names can be found here!

[scarletjohansson]

HAPPY PRIDE! 🌈 WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | S4E05

[jrwiyuri]

@curly-oat

[jrwiyuri]

Being an Ace Attorney fan who doesn’t like Iris and in fact holds very little sympathy towards her feels like being told by several people that big top is actually a good case.

[teratocrat]

paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for experimental elective dental surgery where they fill my mouth with shark teeth so i can give worse blowjobs

[jame7t]

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

[jame7t]

you people cannot be trusted in the war room

[jrwiyuri]

@meteor-showerz

[jrwiyuri]

Milocicle is also funny to me because I support it 500% but I also feel like I have a little secret, eviler hetslop ‘ship’

[jrwiyuri]

A bunch of reblogged milocicle content followed by the dsmp tapeworm post. Really good to see that no matter how long I go without being on this app nothing really changes

[jrwiyuri]

Wait I looked more closely at his face he looks fucking stupid in that picture #imfree

[pumpkinhead-c]

sighs *checks tumblr*

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[slmcclupdts]

📱Slimecicle uploaded a new Instagram story!

📱[ESP] Slimecicle subió una nueva historia de Instagram!

[butchemizel]

pride month. guards!!! fetch me the tubbo gay ptide tweet

[butchemizel]

i have to do fucking everything myself around here

[jame7t]

honestly they’re putting me to death via hanging because I kept meowing during the court hearings

[jame7t]

the judge has decided to kill me personally despite my parking ticket being erroneously administered.

In her defense I was meowing a lot

[jrwiyuri]

There is a DEVIL inside of me telling me to rewatch Slimecicle qsmp vods

[spltlvlhous]

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[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[tlirsgender]

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

[tlirsgender]

[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]

Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post

[tlirsgender]

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

[tlirsgender]

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

[tlirsgender]

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[tlirsgender]

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach