They Call Me $tacey

...and that actually is my name.

[tortillah]

i went to prom with pizza

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thefuuuucomics]

Celebrities Who Look Like Mattresses

[colliders]

[breakinq]

following back tons

[333e-deactivated20140112]

[our-lady-of-iron-blog]

This? This is cool. Hang on while I turn into a giant horse nerd for a minute here.

Horses will not lie down unless they feel totally at ease and unthreatened, and especially in the flat-out position. They only lie flat like the two in the front if they’re going to do some REM sleep, which only lasts about 45 minutes. Normally a horse will lie in sternal recumbency, like the two in the back. 

The fact that these ponies feel comfy enough to lie down and nap on a beach full of people is impressive— it means they live a life generally free from stress and have learned that they can trust humans. I’d love to know which group of wild ponies this is!

Fun fact: in a herd of horses taking a nap, there will always be at least one who is standing, although they may be relaxed (see cocked leg on rightmost horse). This horse has the job of being the lookout.

[megthemermaid]

floppy horsies

[littletinydoom]

you had me at “hang on while i turn into a giant horse”

[prince-kel-deactivated20150113]

Do people just magically start liking coffee or do they go through some 6 months long purification ritual to finally like it

[fuchsiaring]

u try coffee for the first time and scald off all ur baby tastebuds and then after that ur adult tastebuds come in and u like coffee and prunes and the taste of despair.

[pokememoan]

[l34f5]

Some things never change.

[zdenochurro-deactivated20150522]

[straig]

[harmandmac]

"Let’s go see how La Bonita did”

[mrbenbrown]

[jokingjay]

are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head

[countingpaces]

when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book

[potter-merlin]

And then if that book gets turned into a movie, they will pronounce the characters name and you just sit there in the cinemas like the fuck just happened to me

[wavvynightz]

carlisle

[h-aon]

[expressions-of-nature]

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

mostly nature

[picsfromdenny]

[aestheticacadema]

source of pale

[glrlband]

guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee

[usne]