Hogwarts @potter-merlin - Tumblr Blog

On the one hand, I live in dread of the Great Celebrity Migration from Twitter.

On the other hand, it would not surprise me in the least if Ryan Reynolds has been secretly on tumblr for years under a username like "readythebabycatapult" or "lickmyhlloween69" and is well acquainted with our ways and culture.

cikero

how do y’all make such a mess in a public bathroom I don’t understand. I would kill myself immediately if I left a mess in a bathroom and someone else had to see it. do people not respect the cleaners

everythingfox

aidaughter

we were put on this earth to watch movies and listen to music and read books and look at art. and thats it.

aidaughter

we were put on this earth to watch movies and listen to music and read books and look at art. and thats it.

mayakern

The skirt I got is awesome and fits perfectly but more importantly my cat has claimed the box it came in!

perfect :’)

emperor-princess

mayakern

OH MY GOD

tnbc-thoughtsandheadcanons

thesingeseries-deactivated20230

sakura-haruka

Bucky Barnes the Falcon and the Winter Soldier: One World, One People

ice-block

M

cuteiecrafting

I

N

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E

C

R

cutabello

A

B

ice-block

Correct

spiroandthelacktones

officialjiggly

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

ryebreadgf

wytchcore

Transcript:

I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.

Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.

What I do is not a crime, but it should be.