don't be sorry just bring me fries

25+. Hope you like fandom shit.

[iravaid]

The world ended. 75% of plant and animal life was gone forever. Then tomorrow came. So it goes; happy new year.

[catchymemes]

[yuriartillery]

it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament

[draconym]

I'm sure it's fine to keep building data centers though

[star-funeral-under-the-sea]

[muchmorethanmoney]

I love these terribly embarrassing lines he has they humanize him so much lmao. Here’s our mischievous overpowered antihero with a secret, possibly very dangerous agenda. His debuff is that he speaks like this

[depsidase]

[negikurikaniko]

📺📡🦈

[brawlite]

honestly sometimes there's no better feeling than rereading a fic you've written and coming out of it going, "yeah that actually this DOES slap. exactly what i wanted to read. fucking nailed it."

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[lindleland]

okay

[lindleland]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stringofpearlzz]

we hear the playback and it seemed so long ago

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[goth-queen]