All of my Trials of Apollo Notes(more or less in order of mention)
Apollo yaps about himself:
Artemis likes to wake him up with a bucket of cold water on camping trips
Water reminds him of the day he drowned Commodus
Ordered a pizza to Camp Half-Blood once
Likes Alabama Shakes “Rise to the Sun” (well duh)
Made the Camp Half-Blood orientation video in 1950
Don’t think his children do, though
Loves and misses his sister Artemis a lot.
Likes to calm himself with songs
Good with kids(see Harley and Georgia)
Dislikes swords; prefers archery
Likes red cows and used to have a herd of them(well duh)
Find tigers to be sensible creatures
Dated Commodus for a month before he became king
Dislikes scaled reptilian creatures (cause Python)
Always liked spiders, despite what Athena thinks.
Can’t remember all his children
Georgina might be his child
Believes 2:00 am is a optimal time to practice the zither
Dislikes felines cause they are “smug, self-centered, and think they own the world”, in other words because they are competition (catboy but cats are competition)
Understands a little bit of wolf
Is a self proclaimed cow expert
Hates going backward in moving vehicles
Blessed Babe Ruth with 3 home runs in the 1926 World Series
Cursed Britney Spears at the 2007 MTV Music Awards
Broke up the Beatles because of jealousy
Used to perform YMCA with the Village People
Has spent a lot of time in fast food restaurants
Found Pink working in McDonalds
Discovered Queen Latifah at Burger King
Unintentionally made a trip through a sewer treatment facility that led to a jam session with Lead Belly in Mississippi
Promised Bill Nye the Science Guy to always promote safe laboratory practices
Sang with the Beatles in 1965
Put together setlists for Kidz Bop
Sang with The Rat Pack and A Flock of Seagulls
Told William Shakespere no one will accept the Shaksperian sonnet
Went on vacation once and entrusted the realm of music to Nelson Riddle.
Came back and found violins in pop music and accordion on prime time tv
Disco danced with Travolta
Had to register his divorce from either Liz Taylor or Greta Garbo
Fred Rogers used to comfort him after a “hard day of poetry-goding”
Had a group hug with the Rolling Stones in 1969
Played with Dizzy Gillespie in Bop City in the FIllmore in 1950
Hosted a jam session with the Grateful Dead in Golden Gate Park in the Summer of Love
Advised MC Hammer on his fashion choices as he pioneered pop rap
Took a baseball bat to Flaco Jimenez’s accordion because of jealousy
Did research on Folsom Prison with Johnny Cash
Produced music videos for Blondie and the Go-Gos
Blessed Captain and Tenille with their hit single Love will Keep Us Together in 1975
Made the “honey, he gay” meme
Helped Marvin Gaye write “What’s Going On” in 1971
Favorite Marx Brother is Harpo
Played a gig with Duke Ellington in the Cotton Club in 1930
Inflicted a plague against the Greeks at Troy
Blessed Admetus with twin calves from all his cows
Indirectly killed Achilles
Invented gel capsule medication
Alexander Fleming didn’t give him credit for the invention of penicillin
Collided with a bomber in 1945 in Dresden
Fought with George Washington against the Hessian mercenaries that Ares created.
Accidentally made Hemithea and Parthenos minor gods
Dated Grand Duchess Tatiana Romanov during the Russian rebellion
Has an autographed t-shirt from Charles’s Dickens 1867 Second American Tour
Athena is still angry with him over the Trojan War
Demeter used to be his favorite aunt
Artemis once shot him in the groin for flirting with her hunters
Met a “smoking hot god”(Frey), in a Stockholm tavern whose sword (Jack) would not shut up.
Definitely tried hitting on him
The goddess Nang Kwak tried to teach him Thai over noodles, but he failed miserably
Britomartis routinely plays tricks on him
She promised to meet him in a forest in Thebes, but he was instead trampled by a wild boar
She set up a “date” with Ingrid Bergmen, but he fell into a Burmese tiger pit right outside
She told him Rock Hudson was waiting for him in the middle of a mind field. Then he exploded
Three-Mile-Island was caused by a chainsaw fight between Hephestus and Ares.
Tried to explain to Ares how vocal arrangement in military works
Didn’t want to play Marco Polo with contact mines with Britomartis at Triton’s pool party
Hermes tricked him into wearing his flying shoes
He took a nap in Athens and ended up in Argentina
Has a Mount Olympus invitation only summer camp called Method Acting with the Muses
Writes his mother Leto a song for Mother’s Day every year
Once told Demeter “They’re only sprouts”, which prompted her to curse him that any clothing he put on would immediately sprout
Used to sit next to Persphone at family dinners
Stuffed a sun dragon into a car, then asked Hephestas to check the brake pedal
Went swimming in a volcano at Hephaestus's pool party
Dionysus has told many stories about his escapades in India
He told Apollo to never ever try to fight pandai…
Says to never mention Scarlett Jonhassan around Aphrodite
Athena alway wins scrabble
Once she played abaxial on a triple, and Zeus lightning-bolted of the top of Mount Parnassus in his rage
Hades hates it when corpses wander around because it makes him look like a sloppy warden
New Rome, New York, and Cozumel during spring break are the most likely places to find Olympians gods in disguise
Hermes has a large shoe collection
Hephestus once made a virtual assistant named Alexasiriastrophona
Once asked Ares and Aphrodite if the khromadae were their secret children.
Missed the entire 1480’s staring at Hephestus’s desk toys.
Dionysus insists on keeping old casks of wine in his cellar that have long turned to vinegar
Dionysus claimed two is the best number for children, because after that, the children outnumber you
Wake Hades up prematurely and you were likely to end up as a nuclear-blast shadow on his wall.
Ares once dropped a cat from Mt. Olympus to prove it would land on its feet in Manhattan.
Athena teleported the cat to safety, then beat Ares with the butt of her spear for endangering the animal.
Used to have spa decades with the Nine Muses
Mars swore to him that Elvis Presley was alive on Mars
The gods only gather together on special occasions, like Saturnalia, the solstice, and the World Cup
Wrote the poetry and music sections on the DSTOMP
Diseases are regulated with health permits
His mother Leto has a condo in Florida
Wonders why there isn’t a god of family therapy
Dislikes the Gray Sisters because of professional jealousy
Their favorite nectar flavor is caramel creme
Their favorite Beatle is Ringo
Th used to have a collective crush on Ganymede, but now like Deimos
Has used the “catch me, handsome” fainting trick before
Once dated a matador in Madrid that assured him bulls are courteous animals and bad at sharp turns
Has a farewell concert every ten years or so
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