Calypso's Swamp

---(Original blog: artifexobscurum.tumblr.com)--- Hi my name is Melanie I'm 22

[weeniebagel]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[kasvii]

[thatsthat24]

Reblog if teenage mitosis was literally SO embarassing for you

[kaitrokowski]

“Steve Carell, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: How men would look if they had to pose in ads the way women are expected to.”

[patagonia]

It’s a good day when my flannel matches the chard. 

[calypsoswamp]

small things in life

[lankydaddy-deactivated20170122]

[steinbecks]

i am SO TIRED of romantic narratives where the climax is the couple finally getting together. i want a story where the couple gets together towards the beginning and then stays together through the end. what’s the point of making me want a certain romance if i can’t watch that romance actually happen after it starts?? people falling in love can be great and all but you know what? sometimes i also want them to STAY IN LOVE, like… i don’t want mutual pining, i don’t want wistful gazes, i don’t want ‘will they or won’t they,’ i want two people who are in love, they’re together, and they handle shit together

[90sbabydoll]

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

[1nd2rd3st]

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

[wurmhat]

when i asked my dad about these he just said “she likes van gogh” 

[video-hall-of-fame]

gay bully

[lifeofaliceai]

[archerbortion-deactivated201802]

yes

[uniqenassir]

[nina-fuh-realla-deactivated2016]

🎃👻🔮🌙🎊🎉✨

[idolos-frases]

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