you. me. pattycake.

im dak they/them 26 i will recommend you a fighting game

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how it feels to decline when the self-checkout kiosk asks to round up fourteen cents to support homeless veterans

[chips1977]

[baaulp]

Day 2 of Dr pepper shortage

[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]

[spacepetals]

[tastylemonbread]

[shingojira]

[weeniebagel]

Together. Until the brutal end.

[frankiedotbiz]

deltarune spoiler

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[weeniebagel]

hi im streaming ultrakill

Watch this video on Twitch Live

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[hnamura-deactivated20180822]

aardvark pays off. - torbjörn lindholm.

[weeniebagel]

is this not just the same group

[tanadrin]

scrubbed the bathroom floor this morning. this sense of virtue and industry will last me easily into next week.

[koukorndog-deactivated20260108]

some of you would thrive in a monastery

[despazito]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

[lesbianbloodritual]

No.

[suigintou]

hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in