you. me. pattycake.

im dak they/them 26 i will recommend you a fighting game

[whompthatsucker1981]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[weeniebagel]

[angelicguy]

[angelicguy]

[cryptotheism]

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[weeniebagel]

my birthday is on the 17th

[kingcatnine]

horror novel: he sniled, but it wasn't sneetly. it wasn't sneetly at all.

[caffeinatedspitegod]

OP wtf does this mean?

[kingcatnine]

what's not clicking

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

“Did you just shoot pre-cum at me?”

[gay--dog]

you are hopelessly addicted to toys. get help

i can stop playing any time i want

[fleshdyke]

i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn

[florshedworf]

[sandmandaddy69]

[official-mugi-two]

[5050mixup-deactivated20210505]

reblog if you know what it did

[memorycycle]

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

[huffylemon]

hell yeah baby

[hellsite-yano]

[angelicguy]

"hey man im grabbing a beer do you want anything"

"yeahh can you grab me one of the fantastic onion brothers"

[angelicguy]

getting some flack for the use of AI here. This is a photo of my fridge

[facts-i-just-made-up]

“Reblog” spelled backwards is GOLBEZ!

[oneheadtoanother]