Calypso S. (Ph.D, MSc)

V.I.L.E's top researchist and engineer ^_<

[calypsovile]

BOUNDARIES REGARDING THIS BLOG (OOC)

This is my little introduction blog regarding my boundaries as the owner.

One, please do not rush me when asking questions, I have a very busy schedule outside of just this little tumblr blog. Please don't try to overly be weird about Calypso. I don't care about "omg ur hot" questions or whatever but please don't be sexual, I'm a minor and rather not have to answer like 10 questions about calypsos personal life Keep aware that this is an OC blog, specifically from Carmen Sandiego. Even more so, Calypso is an oc x canon oc, if you don't like any of those, pls refrain from interacting

also even though calypso is a scientist I don't know everything about her studies pls don't take any advice literally

About Calypso, a few pieces of information should be notified, Calypso uses She/her, and identifies as a lesbian (aka pls don't go like "I ship u with (insert man) how do u feel" Calypso is in a relationship. I don't mind stupid questions like "hey mama let me bag u" BUT DONT GET UR HOPES UP LOL

[calypsovile]

Whats ur favorite type of printer?

Laser printers.

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Suuuuuuure only work, yet you answer my question of how many apples tall are you. You got not work related stuff in your box on tumblr, fork found in kitchen type shit.

Figuring out how tall you are based on apples uses similar principles used in engineering. Talking about gay relationships is not.

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You look like a peanuts character (complimentary)

Please only use my box for serious work business.

[calypsovile]

A fujoshi is a woman who is a big enjoyer of yaoi/media heavily centered around gay male relationships.

I do not care for what people like, I do not have time to be interested in someone else's relationships.

[calypsovile]

Are you a fujoshi? You look like one ngl

I'm sorry? I do not know what a fujoshi is.

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how many apples tall are you?

By the math, that I am 70 inches, and at most, an apple is 3.5 inches, you can divide the 70 by the 3.5, which you would get 20 apples, so for that record, I am 20 apples tall.

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Hello, I found the password to this, after a few years, I didn't expect to find it again. Especially with Carmen's dislike for me owning Social Media accounts, I'm sure she won't mind me typing on this again, soooo. Ask away!

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omg yes come back!? please? the community needs you

i got no asks </3 nobody giving me ask s,...

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calypso art!!! + carmen sandiego

maybe this is my coming back art as a sorry oops! a few new changes maybe, give me questions! ! ! I'll answer them, I promise!

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As someone who is still a die hard fan of Where On Earth Is Carmen Sandiego?, thank you for your contributions to the “Carmen is just a really tired lady” fan club. I love Carmen as a complex character.

Thank you for the compliments! Characterization and psychoanalysis is a big interest of mine. Coming out, I am a system, so partially why this may be something that you've been waiting for a big answer for. Though when I was the main host, I had enjoyed carmen sandiego immensely, I always was analyzing her character. I haven't been around much as of recently, as I have another host in my headspace, but I'm glad to come back around to the fandom. Some of my analyzation and ideas have been by my readings of @carmeowjesty 's work when I was very active in the tumblr-side of WOEICS. I enjoyed their work a lot, and I took inspiration to do the same, while also using some of their work as a basis. Carm's work is VERY VERY well thought upon, and is beautifully written. I used to adore reading their work, and you should do the same if you'd love to see more.

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ooops so ooo oo like . i just found this account after like 1 ? 2 years? whats up everyone . if anyone still goes on tumblr or checks out this page i coompletteely forgot about tumblr, I fell out of the carmen sandiego fandom and this account and my main went to the pits of hell, oooops. im a lot different now, I've grown from a lot since you've seen me a year or so ago. If anyobody cares maybe I can make an update or get active again !

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CALYPSO!!

Wake up!

It's Pride!!!

i hope the gasy oeople perish , this is sickening I hate them, especially my iwfe

[vileacademyofficial]

gGORT MY PHONE TO TWEXT ON WITH MTHIS ACOUNT HEEYYYYHW WHATS UP BIATCHHHHA @calypsovile

HEYY QUEEN WANNA GO COMMIT VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER

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MH WYDEK WONT LET ME USE THE CARGSE SAYS ILL WRECK IT bechande im ‘always drubk’ like ok tfhen stop buying drinks!!!!!!!!!!

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its ok we can steal one <3

[calypsovile]

YYYYAYYYY i beed to steal so bad i ahvebt been able Tod la bnythjng

[vileacademyofficial]

gGORT MY PHONE TO TWEXT ON WITH MTHIS ACOUNT HEEYYYYHW WHATS UP BIATCHHHHA @calypsovile

HEYY QUEEN WANNA GO COMMIT VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER

[calypsovile]

MH WYDEK WONT LET ME USE THE CARGSE SAYS ILL WRECK IT bechande im ‘always drubk’ like ok tfhen stop buying drinks!!!!!!!!!!

[calypsovile]

Why would you take your significant other's device? What if they have a many personal and mental and confidential information on their device?

(he's acting like he didn't just do that if you could tell lol.. it..it's like "Taking your significant other's device core!!" for both of themz)

-@an-extrodinary-blog-for-el-topo (Le Chèvre >:) )

Anything on the V.I.L.E programmed computers was already strictly monitored and was designed by Dr. Sandiego prior to our “partnership.” Every V.I.L.E employee with cards to access computers have alternative accounts to their personal ones that is strictly prohibited in policy to create social medias under this account, and, to have personal or ‘mental’ information, what ever that means, calypso is fine.

You ask like I had unjustifiably taken away her computer like a child would when doing something naughty. She was doing something stupid actually, she was flirting with another woman, which is against the company policy for the V.I.L.E equipment use, and the literal boundaries of our marriage.

MRS. Sandiego

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queen no your self control‼️‼️‼️

Hello. Thank you for the ask, although I have to tell you that Calypso is furthermore punished from the V.I.L.E work computer where this ‘ask blog’ is written from. After her continuous flirting and drunken texting, Calypso is banned until she can get her stuff together.

-MRS. Sandiego