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[cameleonvermillon]

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I'll reblog anything but tag nothing (my search bar is a bitch ass liar!!!!)

Mostly fandom related with occasionally unashamed horny posting thrown in. I like what a lot of people consider """"dead dove"""" and am unequivocally proship/profiction/freedom of expression/whatever you wanna call it. Anyone pro censorship is a massive dork and should be mocked accordingly

I block anyone I find annoying or posts things I dont wanna see. Minors dnf

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[partingwayssoon]

some days i feel like a dog who was drastically undersocialized as a puppy

[cameleonvermillon]

i think xie lian has a fantasy about being one of hua chengs statues and getting fucked its the one constant in his horny brain

[cameleonvermillon]

bttm hua cheng gives me such a full body ick i will back out of a fic if it so much IMPLIES xie lian ever tops i just cant do it man

[cameleonvermillon]

i cant even handle xie lian RIDDING him this is the most tradjoshi i think i have ever been

[cameleonvermillon]

bttm hua cheng gives me such a full body ick i will back out of a fic if it so much IMPLIES xie lian ever tops i just cant do it man

[cameleonvermillon]

before going into tgcf my mutual warned me repeatedly how much of a unreliable narrator Xie Lian was and they were NOT exaggerating

the amount of times I had to stop reading and go back because he is so good at misleading the reader he will hint at the most horrific shit that you've ever read with a straight face like he'll make an off hand comment about how he was murdered once and say "I was Literally Fine! It is what it is we all move on ^_^"

[partingwayssoon]

dude we get it you want to get hit by a train

[cameleonvermillon]

saw some comments on the differences between the tgcf donghua and the novels and a lot of people claiming xie lian is much different in the show compared to the book, and to be fair I haven't actually watched it but with with Xie Unreliable Narrator Lian my first thought was Oh Im Sure

[cameleonvermillon]

also even if xie lian has been flanderized their reasoning is fundamentally flawed by comparing him to not only himself at the start vs end of the series BUT ALSO HIS 17 YEAR OLD SELF

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[cameleonvermillon]

saw some comments on the differences between the tgcf donghua and the novels and a lot of people claiming xie lian is much different in the show compared to the book, and to be fair I haven't actually watched it but with with Xie Unreliable Narrator Lian my first thought was Oh Im Sure

[cameleonvermillon]

the reason i actually respect a character like Hua Cheng is because of how much I love Xie Lian

Xie Lian is a good boy who has done nothing wrong ever and needs to be protected and pampered for all the suffering hes endured and Hua Cheng actually makes that happen so you know what he can fuck his gege and bend him in half as much as he wants while crying into his shoulder after regressing into his shota form and i wont think of him any less for it. it's his reward

[cameleonvermillon]

one thing ive learned is never put hua cheng in a crossover fic with the other mxtx characters it is just so hard to charactize him in that state

[jirachiki]

Xie Lian my prettiest prince

[soggycardboardbox]

Good on Xie Lian for bagging a husband who can shapeshift AND clone himself.

[dahliadenoire]

dianxia forgets his cloak on purpose

[maricleearts]

Hua in this + bonus😋

[aaasdrdsfg]

Reposting drawings from my lost account part 2