And a hard-boiled egg

Call me Robin/Rob. They/them. I'm also on StoryGraph @datsderbunny if you want to see what I've been reading recently! Discworld sideblog: @ankh-morpork-times If you ever discover new media through seeing content on my blog PLEASE tell me, I always love to hear that people were inspired to watch/read/listen to new things because of my nonsense <3

[nastywizard]

Is that a trebuchet in your pants or are you just happy to siege me

[ring2002]

genuinely how are people crying tears of joy and celebrating taylor swift’s wedding like how morally and mentally corrupted do you have to be? this couple invited an ICE contractor and a man who beat his entire family to their dystopian opulent wedding where they used more jet fuel in a 4 month span to plan than an entire global tour. genuinely what are you people smoking? has crack made its way into the homes of millions of liberal cis women, queer and nonbinary people, purported leftists, as well as republicans alike? what do you mean that out of all the stupid white people you couldve chosen to worship, we as a society have landed on taylor swift?

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[echojulietfoxtrot]

Hello, I work for a large moderately evil corporation and for at least five years now I have to sign a yearly thing to say I will never ever have one of these devices in the same room as me while I work.

My large moderately evil employer takes it for granted that these things are spying on me at all times, and you should too.

[sightofsea]

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

[creatingblackcharacters]

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

[creatingblackcharacters]

Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

[creatingblackcharacters]

"making them afraid will make them more racist" that's wild to me, because we live in a whole culture of social consequences for antiracism anyway. It is literally safer to be a racist than it is to speak up against it, socially.

Idk about you, but "I'm afraid no one will want to be my friend if I'm a white supremacist" seems like a pretty logical thought process to have, and I wish THAT were the normal and not "I'm afraid my friends will hate me if I tell them they made racist jokes".

[chilewithcarnage]

MAKE RACISTS AFRAID AGAIN 2KFOREVER!!!

[claudiadpdl]

im gonna hold some of yalls hand with a napkin in between when i say this but......a complete lack of black writers is what's to blame for a lot of what's wrong with this season

[loveridden1999]

rule of thumb is you do not think about your life on a sunday. that is the devil talking

[ashlgcostumes]

I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room

Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone

“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’

I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive

[rarebritney]

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

[mistressaccost]

you can have random one sided beef with ANYONE! it’s so beautiful. and it doesn’t cost any money!!!!!!

[segamascott]

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[loveridden1999]

i know cheating is bad but i'd like to thank it for what it has done for music & movie industry

[divorce-enjoyer]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

[divorce-enjoyer]

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

[lancrewizzard]

Saw a picture of an older butch lesbian, then realised it was Andy Burnham. Sorry, lesbians.

[orange-catsidy]

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

[ryan-sometimes]

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year