And a hard-boiled egg

Call me Robin/Rob. They/them. I'm also on StoryGraph @datsderbunny if you want to see what I've been reading recently! Discworld sideblog: @ankh-morpork-times If you ever discover new media through seeing content on my blog PLEASE tell me, I always love to hear that people were inspired to watch/read/listen to new things because of my nonsense <3

[kaylmao]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[vacuously-true]

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

[nudityandnerdery]

[southfarthing]

[livingmeatloaf]

[ID: first image is a screenshot of Bilbo talking to the hobbits at his birthday party from "The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring." The second image is the text of the original post written in a Tolkien elvish script. End ID.]

[kaylmao]

[datsderbunnyblog]

Oh Claudia...

[jhelp-the-fig]

"please respect our privacy" and you have your tacky wedding at msg the day before 4th of july and invite a guestlist that could've been spat out by asking chatgpt for a list of flops, israel sympathizers and a genuine concentration camp profiteer

[datsderbunnyblog]

It's been diabolically hot this summer and yet I've never been less tanned by this point in the year because I can't fucking go outside without being baked to a crisp 😭

[depsidase]

[scavengedluxury]

[scavengedluxury]

[datsderbunnyblog]

It's a damn shame that we can't interview the lettuce that beat Liz Truss, I'd have liked to have heard its thoughts on the Clacton by-election

[datsderbunnyblog]

Just mindlessly doomscrolling when I suddenly remember I have free will and I can read my book instead #mybook

[charl0ttan]

no matter who you follow they always turn out to be a tumblr user

[ratantics]

I'm glad that a large portion of the media is cleary pissed off at Count Binface and I hope he continues to make them all look like humourless twats in front of the entire country because it's what they fucking deserve tbh.

[luke-naberrie]

nigel farage resigning to try and delay the investigation into him and immediately restanding for election in the same constituency, only for every single major party to say 'yeah nah have fun pal, see you back at work for the investigation' and refusing to entertain him is hilarious enough on its own.

the fact that the only person running against him is fucking count binface, who is promising to build one (1) affordable house, is hysterical. and he has a not zero chance of winning.

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[datsderbunnyblog]

3rd place in a 1v1 🥀

[english-history-trip]

King Alfred the Great’s lost remains 'found under car park', TV show researchers say

The long-lost remains of King Alfred the Great have been found buried under a car park, investigators claim.

Alfred died in 899, and his bones were repeatedly moved. He was buried in Winchester Cathedral until 1110, when his remains were moved to Winchester's Hyde Abbey, where they were interred before the high altar between the bodies of his wife and son. The abbey was demolished after the dissolution of the monasteries in 1539, and the place was left in ruins. In 1866, during construction of a workhouse on the site, the English antiquarian John Mellor excavated the area, found what he thought were Alfred's bones and had them reburied at nearby St. Bartholemew’s Church. But in 2013, when archaeologists exhumed and carbon-dated the bones from St. Bartholomew’s churchyard, they proved to date from over 200 years after Alfred’s death - sparking Graham's interest and search. He said: "Whoever’s bones they were, they weren’t Alfred’s. So, I decided to discover what happened to them. "The quest has taken me 13 years.”

[lostinhistory]

shut up they did not find another goddamn king under another goddamn car park